no lemonade?

curating this profile is pointless, they will fuck everything up anyway xd

[glitchedlad]

reblogs were turned off for this one but i want it on my blog too

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[blindspotsys]

I can't take it anymore. I try to forget about my trauma. My Aventurine special interest makes me split a fictive of him. I try to live a normal life. My brain splits another Aventurine. I try therapy. My Aventurine fictives tell me this therapist is a scam. I want to find another hyperfixation. They download Balatro. I want to look into the mirror - those fuckers cut our hair because no hairdresser would do it right. They replace every possible role in the system with one of them. They farm money for us. They learn how to cook my favorite slop. They give me a 10-pull 5-star like it's no big deal. My brain is still not satisfied. It splits a few fucking little aventurinelings. "We've never had littles here sirs" I tell them. "None that you know of, that is." They grab my coworker and force her to fuck off with her neurotypical shit. "You just need to let us take front. We can do even more that way." I can't trust them enough, I don't have enough control. They forbid me from taking abilify. My condition suddenly improves. "Guess your psychiatrist was a fraud all along." They spawn a fucking dr. Ratio. He says "I'm a gatekeeper now." There is no hint of trauma in his eyes. Nothing but pure love. Suddenly I am Aventurine too.

[saewokhrisz]

work work work !!!

[blindspotsys]

Tomodachi life hits different when you're a system

[aventurinnnnie]

How many personal items (my uterus) can I pawn off to the IPC? They’re not a black market but I think I have some personal items (my uterus) that they might find useful

I need someone to take said personal items (MY FUCKING UTERUS) off my hands

[petorahs]

a working adult's typical worries

[havanillas]

wlcomr bakc

[moocar0n]

yukichie ❤️💚

[technofeudalism]

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

[inkaboodle]

@funnier-as-a-system

[garbage-empress]

Video Game: Uh oh! You've encountered Fat Enemy! He will be a tough man to take down due to fatness armor and gross attacks like Belch and Fart.

[sisyphusrequiem]

oh please ann we all know your doing more than dabbling

[narisawr]

corporate job kills the stoneheart

[positivitygenic]

you have got to stay alive.

you're going to be such a wonderful middle aged or even elderly plural, system.

young plurals and systems will see you and be in awe. they know that they can make it too.

show the world that we're not doomed to be young and tragic. please, stay alive.

[positivitygenic]

i hope you may heal from the traumas that "don't count", the traumas that don't seem bad enough to you to be traumas, the traumas you hide from everyone else.

[strandnreyes]

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

[strandnreyes]

this is exactly what I’m talking about

[thelanternbearers]

@funnier-as-a-system

[funnier-as-a-system]

[ID: a Tumblr tag that reads: I'm a bitch i'm a lover i'm a child i'm a mother i'm a sinner i'm a saint / end ID]