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i was reading wikipedia about threats to gorilla conservation and i am deeply ashamed to admit that the mental image upon reading that a gorilla could step on a landmine made me laugh

blackpyrefly

this reads like a video game loading screen

lunnefisk

cheddar-baby

*eating a ploughmans lunch* so, how long until it kicks in?

deeps-repus

These pickled onions ain't shit

Me 5 minutes later:

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foulserpent

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

vimmark

Dragon Age: Origins

➽ Ostagar

#gif #dragon age

karrakazz

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

karrakazz

nouveau-riche-princess

i fell in the bathroom earlier and my fucking giant paladin pauldrons broke the fucking toilet. annd my holy blade got stuck in the floor and accidentally killed all the undead in my building which they lowkey had coming and shit