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todays bird
oozey mess
Claire Keane
Fai_Ryy
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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EXPECTATIONS
Kiana Khansmith
Origami Around
if i look back, i am lost
YOU ARE THE REASON
gracie abrams
Game of Thrones Daily
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Today's Document
macklin celebrini has autism
Noah Kahan
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@blindthrall
i was reading wikipedia about threats to gorilla conservation and i am deeply ashamed to admit that the mental image upon reading that a gorilla could step on a landmine made me laugh
this reads like a video game loading screen
*eating a ploughmans lunch* so, how long until it kicks in?
These pickled onions ain't shit
Me 5 minutes later:
AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS
”Jesus Christ, what is that?”
”How is it alive?”
"What does it want?"
”Will it hurt me?”
”Will it hurt my children?”
It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!
Meet the hampter.
Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.
Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."
They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."
Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.
Dragon Age: Origins
➽ Ostagar
everyone is meeting me in the grotto
i fell in the bathroom earlier and my fucking giant paladin pauldrons broke the fucking toilet. annd my holy blade got stuck in the floor and accidentally killed all the undead in my building which they lowkey had coming and shit
you WILL look at the cookies wife and I have made
goodness gracious,,,,,,,
A tragedy in 3 pictures
guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"
ffv evil tree, for 'lost in cult'
do not. Sell my husband twelve fascinating issues of Zoobooks and the Tiger Poster.
