Bling Ping

My Life Has Gone To Shit. Fortunately, I had books, movies, and shitposts!

[dickpuncherdraws]

zukka x spirited away …..again

been thinking about ghibli crossovers lately which got me thinking about Cause and Effect by @azenkii again

[jenny-jinya]

This was suggested months ago, I’m sorry it took me so long. It was extremely painful to draw. This is the sad story of “Roscoe”. Please know that so many dogs suffer the same fate.

[harshvardhanbhaskar]

Percy being claimed by Posiedon!

[cordeliasblackthorn]

Do you all know what would be a cool concept? A Shadowhunter video game and you can pick which character you play as and it affects what story you play through and you have to choose what runes to put on, adventure through Faerie, battle demons, pretty much anything that occur in the Shadowhunter world. Like hell they could make a game based on the last 3 books of TMI leading up to the Dark War. The game could have a lot of investigating like a mystery game, supernatural elements, fighting, and make it open world. It would be amazing especially on next gen consoles with amazing graphics. The concept is such a good idea. Like you could also have your character start out and not know they’re a Shadowhunter and then characters from the world come and go and some stay. It would be such an amazing idea. You could do so much with it. People who love the series would have a way to live the stories and make their own, people who’ve never read it would get into it because it would be a badass video game, and people who love the stories and video games would be living their best life. It would be so amazing and beautiful and so much fun.

[magnusthefish]

Kit: Would you rather punch a cactus or kick an updog?

Ty: What’s a cactus?

Dru: What’s a cactus?

Emma: What’s a cactus?

[warmthofrain]

Magnus: Can you pass me that bottle

Raphael: You're gonna drink... so early in the morning?

Magnus: I could've sworn I said pass the bottle not the judgement

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Jace: A human heart costs $442,000-

Jace: And I gave you mine for FREE, you ungrateful bitch.

Izzy, sitting down at the table: Why’s Jace angrily mumbling to himself?

Alec, sighing: Clary ate his garlic bread.

[cassandraclare]

snippet COI

In honor of International Friendship Day!

James thwacked Matthew gently on the back of the head. “I believe what he means to say is that it cannot be the responsibility of one’s friends to prevent one from doing something one believes is right,” he said. “It is, however, the job of one’s friends to rescue one from the consequences of one’s actions when it all goes skew-whiff.”

Lucie clapped and called out, “Hear, hear!”

[elibobara]

catradora ponyo!

[peachieflame]

outcast goth x outcast nerd highschool au anyone?

[devinellekurtz]

Toph’s Family

[its-taumoeba-official]

MY HEART

[oakaiarts]

in the backroom of the jasmine dragon

[koala-otter]

wait i have to reblog this again bc i just noticed zuko is the employee of the month EVERY MONTH and now im crying 

and sokka’s drawings on the whiteboard??? the level of detail in this is ASTOUNDING

[diver-up]

the post abt sadie wearing airpods has lived in my head rent free since i first saw it (sadie’s shirt is inspired by this)

[ID: three digitally drawn images that feature carter and sadie kane. the first image is carter yelling, “are you even listening to me?” with a hand raised, looking frustrated. the second image is of sadie flipping her hair back, asking, “did you say something?” with her eyes closed. the third image is zoomed in on sadie’s face. her hair is pushed behind her ear, revealing a glittering airpod. a speech bubble coming from off-screen reads the word “stop,” which is underlined. carter has dark brown skin, short dark brown curly hair, and brown eyes. he’s wearing an unbuttoned blue flannel shirt and a grey t-shirt underneath. sadie has light brown skin, curly brown hair streaked with blue, and dark blue eyes. she’s wearing a brown leather jacket, her tyet amulet, and a black t-shirt that reads “i eat oil paintings” with a minimalist drawing of a paintbrush and a paint palette underneath of the text. End ID.]

[magnus-chase-rights]

halfborn: is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone's eyes?

blitzen: yeah, that's assault

halfborn: i know it's a salt, but is it a crime?

[magnus-chase-rights]

jason: isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

annabeth: are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

jason: glasses

[apchuyuji]

[tdpasthingsmyfriendssay]

 Viren: if I have no choice but to exist, I will make sure everyone hates my existence as much as me