incorrect tmi gang✨

always open for suggestions! female she/her :)

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

dear the person who leaked tlbotw,

go fuck yourself.

love, devon xx

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

to elaborate on this as ive seen many people both on tumblr and twitter getting upset about these kinds of statements.

i do not support cassandra clare. i will NEVER support cassandra clare.

i can enjoy and create content based on her books without supporting/liking her.

i would, however, like to support wesley chu, the publishing company, the libraries, and the book stores, so i’ll be getting the book on september 1st like we all should.

i would also like the mention that, although i believe piracy is most definitely not ok, please do not send threats of any kind to the person/people who leaked it. cassandra, wesley, and everyone else will recover from this. that person may not.

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

hello.

i do this thing where i start something that i tell myself i’m going to be committed to, and then i abandon it halfway.

that and i’ve lost all interest in tsc.

email : [email protected]

pass : amolb123

idk ig

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Jace: Your legs look great in those pants.

Clary: Thanks, but you should see me without them. *winky winky wink*

Jace:

Jace: Why would you take off your legs...?

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Jace: Alec, I fucked up big time.

Alec: Jace, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Alec: Time to play "do I actually have feelings for him or do I just think he's cute and we're both gay?"

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Jace: *sees someone doing something dumb*

Jace: Ha, that person’s an idiot.

Jace, realising it’s Clary: Oh shit, that’s my idiot.

Jace: *proceeds to join her in the dumb thing she’s doing*

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Jace: *walking in with a three-legged dog*

Alec: Ok, I’m sorry but I have to ask this- how many legs did that dog have when you found them?

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Jace, in the middle of the night: Can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?

Clary, getting out of bed: Right, that’s it, I’m leaving you.

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

guess who’s copy of Lost Book of the White came 4 days early!!!!

i’m going to be reading that shit nonstop, so please excuse me not posting!

i’m not exactly sure yet, but some of my posts may reference to the book etc. so be prepared!

anyways,

love u!!

devon

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Alec: I hate you.

Jace: I hate myself too.

Alec:

Alec: Jace-

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Jace: Listen, I, uh, I really messed up.

Alec: Oh, what a shocking turn of events!

[paranormal-pan]

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

[phyziks-deactivated20200903]

me, watching my moots reblog this post

[its-elvis-innit]

ASEXUALS AND ALLIES UNITE!

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Izzy: Those pants look great!

Magnus: Aw, thank-

Izzy: And I bet they would look even better on Alec’s floor.

Magnus:

Alec:

Alec: Are you hitting on Magnus...for me?

Izzy: Well someone has to!

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Jace: You okay?

Future clace kiddo: I’m sad.

Jace: Damn, me too!

Jace: I mean, hi sad, I’m dad!

Jace: Wait, shit- what’s wrong?

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Clary: The best revenge, really, is being nice!

Jace, in the distance: Or murder.

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Hiii love I just wanted to ask your wattpad username ♥️

hi!

right so, here’s the thing

my main, new, wattpad is now imawhoreformalec (beautiful, i know), but i don’t have anything on there right now. i’m planning to write on there so maybe follow that one if you want serious fics!

my other one is amxliz (my name is actually amelia- devon is my middle name- and this was my xbox username a few years ago-) i mainly use this to talk to my friends and write silly little fics on there.

please note that everything on amxliz is a JOKE and not serious writing (i would never write a serious smut fic called ‘cheese please’- i was drunk, it was 2am, it happened)

so there you go!! i’m not very active on them right now but i’m planning to be in the future- perhaps when schools starts and i haven’t got awful writers block!

-dev

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Jace, under malec’s bed at 4am: Bro, an octopus is just a wet spider.

Alec: Bro...WAIT-