memes give me life

Ryanne~ Pisces~ Plant lover~ this is where the fun shit's at

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

CHILD: why are there tides?

ME: the moon is trying to steal our water but it’s very bad at it

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[dork-with-a-uke]

panic! at the disco albums + minimalism

[beebo-at-the-ryro]

I love ho they all say the name of the album but pretty. odd. Like that’s an accurate representation of Brendon urie because he never talks about it

[ambarnuit-deactivated20190908]

full offense but being considered stylish when you’re skinny is pretty easy

[stversace]

what does this even mean?

[softlyfeel]

It means skinny girls can wear anything and it’s considered “a look” but fat girls have a smaller pool to choose their outfits from cause everyone tells them they have to wear things “for their body type” also clothes for plus sized people are not only more expensive but most stores dont even sell larger sizes so skinny people also have more access to “stylish” clothes

[renaissanceenby]

also when you’re fat and you wear “women’s” clothes you’re expected to perform femininity to a higher degree and be more put together. which is why 90% of mainstream plus size fashion is corny pinup bullshit

[justwannashowyouwhatiknow]

!!!!!

[heyyyybrother]

Buckle up and get ready for the best Jeopardy! moment of your life.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[blinkoneeightymoo]

My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

[hogoes]

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[thatsthat24]

Thinking You Have a Chance 😩

[thatsthat24]

Just @jonerstrokes being awesome.

[thatsthat24]

Joan: Honesty, I really like guys–

Thomas: (Gasps)

Joan: –ers. Geysers. One of Earth’s natural beauties. I also really like dudes.

Thomas: (Water bottle goes awf with musical accompaniment in triumph)

[flintchips-deactivated20171006]

IF 👏🏼 THIS 👏🏼 SHIT 👏🏼 AINT 👏🏼 ME 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[emmettunknown]

This made my skin clear up, my grades raise, and my depression is eased, thank you

[jdjdgray]

It’s good to bring older dogs to water so they can relax their arthritic joints and get a little exercise. Beautiful dog, smooth dog.

[strigays]

thats a fucking goat

[just-a-skinny-boy]

Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google

[officialbrony]

don’t worry though, there’s light traffic

[liber-legis]

[newkidsonmycock27]

1st person: i’ll have a baked potadah….and a salad

2nd person: 

[retrotrash-deactivated20180109]

[noseforahtwo]

I’ve never seen it put so succinctly.

This.

[alexandra-erin]

Politically relevant.

[blueraspberries]

this guy has the most difficult bird of all time but he loves him anyway

[blinkoneeightymoo]

My brain: hey look, a person you care about is paying attention to others that aren't you

me: okay lol? I don't necessarily have to be the most important person in their life or be the only one to get their attention/care; they can care about others and still care about me.

my brain: yeah that's true but also let's get upset about this for no good reason

me: you're totally right thank you

[blinkoneeightymoo]

someone: i really like you!

me: what a Bad Choice but pls dont stop