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I don't do descriptions.

[emmettunknown]

Hi,

My names Emmett and I'm looking for penpals! (21+ only please, I am 25, almost 26)

I have had successful penpals before an currently have one amazing penpal and wanted to reach out or more!

Hobbies include pokemon, stardew valley, indie gaming, dnd and rpgs, fantasy, fiction, art, music, and theatre (and waaaaaay too much more than I could list here). I am undiagnosed autistic, disabled, nonbinary, queer, and am trying to find community and have a little fun in what feels like the end times. I have plenty of cute goodies to send along as well, so be expecting something fun with each letter!

My preference is snail mail, and I'd prefer inside the USA as postage outside of the country is too expensive for me currently but I'd love to start email correspondance with anyone outside the USA!

Please feel free to send a message with some info about you to see if we'd be a good match! (Seriously, I don't bite without consent!)

Bonus points if you want to write letters to each other as a sea captian and lighthouse keeper with homoerotic undertones. Or reall any fun letter writing premises, let's have fun while this shit's burning to the ground.

[emmettunknown]

🎁10 SHEIN freebies and a $50 allowance for the lucky.

🎁10 SHEIN freebies and a $50 allowance for the lucky.

Just click and claim—so easy! 🙌

🎁10 SHEIN freebies and a $50 allowance for the lucky.

Just click and claim—so easy! 🙌

[just-positivity-stuff]

[mypatchworkreflection]

These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF

[hil-arrr-y]

Two job-hunting resources that changed my life:

This cover letter post on askamanger.com. A job interview guide written by Alison Green, who runs askamanager.

[curliestofcrowns]

useful

[blownfromthesunintothesurf-blog]

Alison Green’s advice works. 

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

Alison Green got me all my interviews from 2012 onward, I am reasonably sure.

[vanitycats-deactivated20170527]

Alison Green is basically my life guide.

[intentandinvention]

Mine too - she was my most visited website for the first few years of my working career, and I cannot emphasise enough how much her advice helped me navigate how to behave in a work environment. You name it, she has an answer for it. Definitely a life hack.

[frogitivity2]

Please take good care of them!

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[pinene]

Never trust a furry disliker

[pinene]

This is so sweet. Furry ally. Thank you

[transmennonite-deactivated20250]

may we live to see the day where the first photo results of your intersex variation aren't graphic photos of igm

[ipso-faculty]

In setting up Intersex Wiki one of the decisions I have been feeling really good about is the policy/practice that the first photos in any article on an intersex variation need to be photos of clothed individuals with their faces visible. Ideally smiling for the camera.

I'm so tired of articles on intersex variations where the visuals are graphic images of genitals & obviously uncomfortable (semi-)naked people with their faces cropped or blurred out.

It has really been a breath of fresh air to instead have humanizing photos of actual (often famous) intersex individuals as the illustrations for intersex variations, e.g.:

It's not always possible to find humanizing photos since some intersex variations are very rare, but I personally think it's been worth the effort to try and hunt down these kinds of photos! 💜

[curingourhearts]

I wish everyone to find their favorite things in life. I wish everyone to find the friendgroup they desire to have, the relationship they desire to have, the favorite food they love, to have a favorite show they can rewatch, to have a room they love to have, a job that fulfilles them, a hobby that touches that part of themselves, to have a kind of self-love that allows you peace. I wish everyone to have what they desire even if it's something other than I've mentioned. I wish you the best because everyone deserves a life filled with good things.

[centers-for-disease-control]

Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?

How about you follow me to this special room

[centers-for-disease-control]

Love the enthusiasm, but my posts very rarely break 100, and I don’t think this is going to be the exception.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

on the other hand, the CDC making something go viral would unfortunately be a very topical happening for 2025

[quantum-dragon]

[talonboot]

take my mermaid quiz boy

If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish?

[otiksimr]

ON IT BOSS!!!

[coolguyoninternet]

NOT ON IT BOSS

This was beyond what I expected. I guess I'm a small edible fish now.

[otiksimr]

The humble goby.

[teratocybernetics]

[emmettunknown]

This makes sense

[westiec]

You've gotta love Jews more than you hate Nazis.

You've gotta love trans folks more than you hate TERFs.

You've gotta love your unhoused neighbors more than you hate the billionaires.

You've gotta love immigrants more than you hate ICE.

You've gotta love queer kids more than you hate christian fundamentalists.

You've gotta love fat people more than you hate the diet industry.

You've gotta love disabled people more than you hate the insurance companies.

You've gotta love your fellow humans more than you hate the worst that humanity has to offer. You don't have to like every person you're fighting for, and you sure as hell don't have to give up your righteous anger, but hate is ultimately corrosive.

You've gotta love.

[matthewsac]

I need to go to the people who are being harmed and help them, not just rage at the people who are doing the harm.

[atreeinafrog]

Happy Pride 🫡 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️!

[h3avylove-deactivated20150526]

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

[sirflodgypodgy]

reblogging for whomever needs it

[bunniope]

the 2/3rds beer and 1/3rd milk bit comes from gilgamesh being described as 2/3rds god and 1/3rd human. which is such an evocative and funny way to describe a mythic figure. like how did you get those numbers man

[emmettunknown]

Obviously when a momma god and a daddy god want to have a gilgamesh, they invite Steve into the bedroom and have a threesome

[prideknights]

European Citizens' Initiative

Give your support !

EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!