Blipslisle

I got this name from a robot test where you need to type in the funky letters.

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I take my dates to horror movies and watch the entire movie (and credits) doing this while trying to gauge their reaction

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No one told me how these things work been stuck doing laps of this roundabout for 3 hours

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aint never catch my ass calling electricians pussies cause here come the third-generation-nepotism electrical apprentices in my dms to tell me how their dad died

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Bouncing on all my checks crazy style

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Love the doublethink this website has between "cringe is dead" and "[particular group] should stop using this totally innocuous pet name for their partners entirely because I find it cringe-worthy".

You want cringe culture and puritanism but you want to douse it in pseudo-progressivism. The end result is still just telling women how they ought to act.

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Date Night: "Let's Stay Together' Al Green while shooting up heroin till I die

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Been on a bender since the bush admin (not the sequel) I live in an abandoned fast food play place with 30 gay rats

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Date Night: "Let's Stay Together' Al Green while shooting up heroin till I die

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Refered to cumming as, "blowing chunks" and immediately lost my husband

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Captain's Log

Stardate 17683a

Definite progress being made. The communist space aliens, while real, remain infuriatingly heterosexual-

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burning tires in the parking lot of this sears(?) inshallah these birds will die

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you can train a squirrel to find spent bullets like acorns store them in my backyard let him loose near the military base i got 26 pounds of lead cleaned and melted into shot in two winters and plenty more probably buried someone in my backyard

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im selling overclocked kitchenaid mixers with the ground pin sawn off this shit will turn your wife into your mistress

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finally this week is over time to fall into a nutty putty k hole

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She shrimp on my fried till I rice.

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I don't drink so as to keep my liver pure and virginal for my one true love:

Tylenol.

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Wearing a suit with a tail buttplug so I can business-in-the-front-party-in-back this holiday season.

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Tire swings must be terrifying to other tires. We just hanged one of your old and are playing with its corpse