Blipslisle

I got this name from a robot test where you need to type in the funky letters.

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No one told me how these things work been stuck doing laps of this roundabout for 3 hours

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aint never catch my ass calling electricians pussies cause here come the third-generation-nepotism electrical apprentices in my dms to tell me how their dad died

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Bouncing on all my checks crazy style

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Love the doublethink this website has between "cringe is dead" and "[particular group] should stop using this totally innocuous pet name for their partners entirely because I find it cringe-worthy".

You want cringe culture and puritanism but you want to douse it in pseudo-progressivism. The end result is still just telling women how they ought to act.

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Date Night: "Let's Stay Together' Al Green while shooting up heroin till I die

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Been on a bender since the bush admin (not the sequel) I live in an abandoned fast food play place with 30 gay rats

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Date Night: "Let's Stay Together' Al Green while shooting up heroin till I die

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Refered to cumming as, "blowing chunks" and immediately lost my husband

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Captain's Log

Stardate 17683a

Definite progress being made. The communist space aliens, while real, remain infuriatingly heterosexual-

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burning tires in the parking lot of this sears(?) inshallah these birds will die

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you can train a squirrel to find spent bullets like acorns store them in my backyard let him loose near the military base i got 26 pounds of lead cleaned and melted into shot in two winters and plenty more probably buried someone in my backyard

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im selling overclocked kitchenaid mixers with the ground pin sawn off this shit will turn your wife into your mistress

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finally this week is over time to fall into a nutty putty k hole

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She shrimp on my fried till I rice.

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I don't drink so as to keep my liver pure and virginal for my one true love:

Tylenol.

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Wearing a suit with a tail buttplug so I can business-in-the-front-party-in-back this holiday season.

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Tire swings must be terrifying to other tires. We just hanged one of your old and are playing with its corpse

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Prep ass white girls thinking their summer is going crazy cause they are doing blow they bought off some accountant. I'm out here using fent test strips and ignoring the results.