[blizardwizzard]

I am Lil Oldman, the Blizzard Wizard. My pronouns are he/him. This is my blog. You probably already know me for many things. Many of those things are true, and many of them are not. Nevertheless, this is where I will post and interact with fellow Toons as I see fit.

Feel free to reach out with any inquiries, however if it pertains to the Toon Council or any of their business I instead ask that you come speak with me face-to-face or utilize "snail mail".

And no, I will not be shortening my ToonTask.

OOC - This is an TTR RP blog and not officially affiliated with any Toontown projects. Find the author at @mekrowave !

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[thestuffedalligator]

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

[blizardwizzard]

cmon old man

To where?

[blizardwizzard]

I'm getting close to your final task. don't hold back! give me all you've got!! >:D

That's the spirit! Your eager attitude in the face of challenge will take you far in life.

[blizardwizzard]

are you cool or awesome? or are you cooked like cod?

I am as "cool" as it gets in Toontown.

[blizardwizzard]

could a true love's kiss melt the ice at the heart of the brrrrghhh

True love may be strong, but it is not as strong as our Super Duper Air Conditioner.

[blizardwizzard]

I will not be responding to unnecessarily crude messages.

[blizardwizzard]

hi lil oldman,, i fucked up. real bad. i did 24 story buildings. i now know of every library in Toontown which is awesome but I hope you can forgive me

You do not need to apologize for going above and beyond. Any Toon could stand to learn about their local libraries.

[blizardwizzard]

IM ONTO YOU OLD MAN I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

Is this meant to frighten me, somehow? There is nothing I did which is necessary to conceal.

[blizardwizzard]

i banished my best friend once but then i banished myself and we were reunited so it was chill

I suppose that is one way of solving a predicament of that nature, but I struggle to believe that it is the best or even easiest way.

[blizardwizzard]

"None which remain within this realm." jack?

I stand by what I said—while we certainly have an abundance of differences, there is little need to consider such drastic measures.

[blizardwizzard]

do you have any mortal enemies you would banish to a dark realm

None which remain within this realm.

[night-night-mari]

once i dreamt i reached into a mirror and pulled myself out and had a horrible and bloody battle with it and at the end of the day it sunk into the ground and i was left alone and no one could truly tell what had changed

[night-night-mari]

so yeah me too

[blizardwizzard]

What in the world are you talking about?

[blizardwizzard]

do you have any mortal enemies you would banish to a dark realm

None which remain within this realm.

[blizardwizzard]

I do not mean this in a mean way however you have incredibly bald vibes.

There is a baldness to me? But then, what qualities would constitute baldness while still having fur atop my head?

[blizardwizzard]

bald

Untrue? I do not understand the purpose of this message.

[blizardwizzard]

im going to make it never snow again

Why would you do that?

[blizardwizzard]

honestly i hate what you did to this stupid neighborhood

If you have a better idea for how things should be, then change starts with yourself.