moonbeam

//antihero//nonbinary femme daddy//

[oritoor]

[hymnsofheresy]

"we live in an uncaring universe"

false. i care very deeply. am i not a part of this infinite universe?

[saywhat-politics]

[whatbigotspost]

N.C. County’s Power May Be Out for Days After Power Stations ‘Targeted’ in Armed Attacks

North Carolina investigators were hunting for at least one suspect after two electrical substations were “targeted” in an “intentional, will

Jfc…and of course, also Columbus this weekend, too.

(Tweet link)

I saw my first drag show in 2005…If you would have told me it would be 20 times less safe to go to one in 2022, I’d have never believed you.

[badass-siobhan]

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

[clavid]

one crack cocaine

[thoughtkiller]

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

[janebuzjane]

debit or credit

[brie3po]

I actually have a gift card

[sharpnelshell-deactivated201905]

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

i appreciate brickaday

[captainlordauditor]

chaotic good

[kaijuno]

My grandpa once told me he worked with a guy called Scrappy at General Motors back in the 50s. Every few days he would wheelbarrow out metal shavings and the foreman was convinced he was stealing things and hiding them in the scrap metal to get it out of the factory. But every time they’d go through the scrap they’d find nothing. He was stealing the wheelbarrows.

[bidonica]

One of my late grandfather’s friends was called Salami because he used to steal salami and cured meats so I’m seeing a pattern here

[ortut]

Kim Mi Hyung (김미형)

[theocseason4]

[junkfoodcinemas]

Daniel Radcliffe as Weird Al Yankovic Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022) dir. Eric Appel

[pygartheangel-deactivated202411]

[wayward-delver]

“DEATH TOME,” The Simpsons DEATH NOTE Parody (FULL)

It is animated by DR Movie who also worked on the original series.

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

[catgirlcaliphate]

OP I hope you are ready to practice some self care because if there's one thing the gremlins of tumblr love it's a challenge.

[saint-batrick]

i normally hate these "oh noo don't give me a ton of notes" posts but this one? this one i love.

posts that have 666k notes TO ME. and hopefully to you, too, OP. 💜

[solarmama-plantsareneat]

Let's all practice self care if this post hits the magic number…

[purpleblobfrompluto]

Yes

[purpleblobfrompluto]

YALL HELP US

@bigfootshonkers @dollopheadsandclotpoles @gwaine-the-rock-johnson @hannahhook7744 @knightofwoodsbeyond @reality-schmality @thirteenthedoctor @yoursassybookwormfriend if you want to of course @fuckyeahsnackables

[purpleblobfrompluto]

Op telling us we'll never make it to 666k by the end of 2023 (only having to make it 2022 after all):

Us:

[aquilacalvitium]

I was going to wait until y'all hit the mark, But I feel like I should say this now

When I made this post, it was supposed to be a joke

I mean, none of my posts ever get more than 20 notes if I'm lucky, so what are the odds of one reaching 666k? Impossible, haha

But then, something happened, something I didn't expect

People actually began to... like it? And... reblog? And comment?

Before I knew it, my notifications were swarmed with comments after comments after reblogs after comments all on this one post

Then, still in the mindset of this being a joke, I realised I'd made the goal too easy, so I upped the stakes

But... the notes just got more frequent from there

And it started to hit me just what was happening

For a while, I was overwhelmed with a feeling

A feeling I wasn't used to

It was like... all of a sudden... I mattered...

My existance was actually noteworthy

People actually... cared?

It wasn't a game anymore, it was a race to assure a stranger on the Internet that they were actually worth something

Hundreds of people all gathering in one online place to help out

Leaving messages and well wishes

Making me smile

Making me laugh

Funny comments

Jokes

Fun facts

Even simple comments

It all suddenly felt so real

This was never a joke to you

This was important

And I won't let any of that go in vain

So... stay tuned I suppose

I'll look after myself, and I'll post proof of it too

I'll catalogue every time I put my health first

Physical and mental

I'll acknowledge my bad days and celebrate my good days

But most of all

I won't forget this

Any of this

Ever

(Tagging all the people in that screenshot)

@deepsea-bathyna @royalsampaguita @timeturnerturns @twerkyvulture @reblogspamletsgoooo @gender-crisis-time @obsidianstrawberrymilk @shana-rosee @thefandombringer @sunshinedarlingiloveyou @bregee13 @moonlarking-blog @arcan6yo @crazyw3irdo @xinea @ghastmaskzombie @killthestairs @abalidoth @leesbian42

[kittydesade]

THIS ONE. REBLOG THIS ONE. LET’S GO SELF CARE 2023

[memewhore]

[sleepnoises]

ID: two screenshots of LeVar Burton, a Black man, former host of Reading Rainbow, speaking into the camera. he says “Listen, there are plenty of books to choose from. But you know what? Read the books they don’t want you to. That’s where the good stuff is!” *police siren* “Oh shit. They’re coming! Read banned books!” end ID. original 2-minute clip from the daily show at this link.

[nichiyou-deactivated20140731]

[feedsfairy]

[uzumaki-rebellion]

I can never not reblog this. An incantation.

[gael-garcia]

It’s the Basic Ball! A ball for the rest of the LGBT-cuties.

(A Black Lady Sketch Show 1.02)

[sadiehaleheart]

This is amazing and reaffirming.

[thewiseone-owl]

[fleurdulys]

Wild Flowers in a Field - Mikhail Guzhavin