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@bllkcrackweek
clippyrasu
my magnum opus. yes, there's a fic too. please take him and use him to ur heart's content (except for anything with ai obviously) and show me if u do anything funny with him 🥰
clippyrasu - E - 6.2k
tags: karasu is clippy, computer programming, light angst, masturbation, karasu pov
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It starts the way most things do, in Yo's experience: downright boredom. Well, that, and avoiding soccer.
[read on ao3]
free day!!
LET IT ALL HANG OUT, FRIENDS - post your crack of whatever variety today!
and, for anyone that needs a little more time, we'll continue to check tags for another week for any late submissions!
𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓘 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓢𝓮𝓮 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰
Blue Lock collaborated with Yukimiya Kenyu’s modeling agency to do photoshoots and a music video of the café hosts before their first debut against Japan’s U20. But will everything go as planned?
Or
Maid Barou and the others did a photoshoot.
Blue Lock Crack Week 2026 Day 5: Serious Setup, Unserious Execution
prettiest monsters, making me weak - hokrrn
prettiest monsters, making me weak - M - 2.5k
tags: serial killers, flirting, kidnapping, karasu pov
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Why doesn't he scream for help, one might ask? Well, easy, that's cause he gets a mouthful of fingers instead. As for why he doesn't when they're gone, well. He just had a real pretty guy's fingers in his mouth, so sue him for his thoughts being a little slow to catch up.
[read on ao3]
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chigiri Hyouma & Isagi Yoichi Characters: Chigiri Hyouma, Isagi Yoichi, Nagi Seishirou Additional Tags: Missing Scene, more like extended scene, Second Selection - Freeform, nobody cares about the nagireo breakup and they’re totally only talking about it for unrelated reasons, Denial of Feelings, Cuddling and Snuggling Summary:
Leg so hot (from the bath) Hot hot leg (and because this is a sports anime) Leg so hot (and it’s Chigiri) You… fry an egg? (NOT what this fic is about)
Rejected tags: leg fixation, because it’s less that Isagi is into legs and more that Chigiri’s legs happen to be great. Bathing and washing, because they’re just soaking. Crack treated seriously, because did I really?
Blue Lock Crack Week 2026 Day 4: He would NOT say that
day 4 of blue lock crack week: he would not fucking say that (bachisagi she’s the man edition)
some doodles for crack week!!
featuring our beloved and well known shRINk, SHIDonkey, princess TABIona, and lord farquaSAGI. and the dragon. who is sae.
then of course we have the au concept that inspired my kaiser/nanase fic (x), featuring the famed race car rose mcemperor and his trusty, podunk sidekick, uh. nanase. i swear its nanase please his only distinguishing feature is his headband 😭
and, last but certainly not least, saeoup. i did not draw the soup, just the sae (and the kaiser)
in which rin is many things, and karasu is a crow - krrn
in which rin is many things, and karasu is a crow - G - 2.3k
tags: crow karasu, scarecrow rin, the concept of winter rin, squirrel rin, alternating povs
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The crow lands right on his arm like it doesn't know what he is. It's in the name - scarecrow. Scare crow. Scare crow.
The other karasu like to tell him he's strange for staying when Rin comes, but Karasu's not sure about that - it'd be boring of him to go south, it'd be strange of him to go north in search of Rin. Therefore, in Karasu's estimation, it's more that he's being about as ordinary as a karasu can be, staying right where he is.
It is, as far as Tabito can tell, a perfectly ordinary squirrel. So it makes perfect sense, then, that the big cone on the pole would stop it from climbing up to steal some of Tabito's treats.
[read on ao3]
the april fool
the april fool - T - 2.3k
tags: april fool's day, crack, memory loss, light angst, isagi pov
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He's pretty sure he'd…remember, right? If something happened?
Yoichi wakes up in the hospital with no memory of how he ended up there.
[read on ao3]
honey sweet (the taste of you)
blue lock - bachira meguru/isagi yoichi/itoshi rin 3.5k words - rated E for explicit - major character death
Isagi, too, seemed to be holding his breath as though torn between going out to breathe fresh air and protecting his partner. The sight of Rin breathless on the floor won out— he dropped the respirator on the floor and sank to his knees beside the two of them. His mouth was open slightly, looking at the two of them in wonder, like they were the most beautiful things he'd ever seen. And Meguru? He drank the sight in like the sweetest nectar.
A rainy day brings about a chance meeting, and, perhaps, something more.
written for every single day of @bllkcrackweek. all of them. happy april fool's.
beta read by @stars-shine-for-me ily i'm sorry
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crack week is almost upon us!! which characters will you be clowning on? 👀
blue lock crack week 2026 - movie au ideas
need some ideas to kickstart your crack? have a few AU concepts, on the house! feel free to mix, match, or take inspo from 🤡
want some art inspo? how about trying one of these on for size?
happy cracking, friends!! see you soon 🤡
crack week posting april 1-7, check our strawpage (x) for prompts, faq, and more info!
blue lock crack week - prompt list!
IT'S TIME TO GET CRACKING (and don't worry, if any of these are confusing, stay tuned, cause we've got examples and ideas incoming over the next week!)
@bllkeventshub
prompt 1: fuck up that trope. make it sillier. invert it. take it to the extreme. we have the power. we want 50k of "abstinence pollen" on our desk by april 1st. stepbro is stuck in the washing machine. put them in the stone age, let's see some SILLINESS 👏👏👏👏
prompt 2: crackships. we're talking one step beyond rarepairs here, or twenty steps. ship multifandom, ship that no-name background character we have zero info on, ship something so mind-boggling and hilarious that everyone who sees it feels inexplicably compelled to click just to see what you could possibly be thinking here
prompt 3: transformation. please we are trusting u all to make the silliest most fucked up transformations out there. this one's pretty self-explanatory but honestly if u can come up with some even funnier interpretation of 'transformation' we're all ears
prompt 4: incorrect quotes. you decide - incorrect context for this canon quote? someone else said this but now you're gonna make this person say it? the most absurd flavor of "he would not say that" you can conceive of? we look forward to seeing some of our faves paired with some unhinged quotes 👏👏
prompt 5: serious setup, unserious execution (or vice versa). bllk match but the soccer ball is a watermelon. someone stole the character's snacks, now they must fight to the death. keep it silly, friends
prompt 6: sir, that is not intended to be a sex toy. what it says on the tin, however you want to manifest it. also a hilarious alternative: sir, are you aware that [object you're using for entirely innocent/unrelated purposes] is a sex toy?? bring us your silliest, most hilariously unsafe creations, friends
FREE CRACK FREE CRACK FREE CRACK
blue lock crack week - prompt list!
IT'S TIME TO GET CRACKING (and don't worry, if any of these are confusing, stay tuned, cause we've got examples and ideas incoming over the next week!)
@bllkeventshub
prompt 1: fuck up that trope. make it sillier. invert it. take it to the extreme. we have the power. we want 50k of "abstinence pollen" on our desk by april 1st. stepbro is stuck in the washing machine. put them in the stone age, let's see some SILLINESS 👏👏👏👏
prompt 2: crackships. we're talking one step beyond rarepairs here, or twenty steps. ship multifandom, ship that no-name background character we have zero info on, ship something so mind-boggling and hilarious that everyone who sees it feels inexplicably compelled to click just to see what you could possibly be thinking here
prompt 3: transformation. please we are trusting u all to make the silliest most fucked up transformations out there. this one's pretty self-explanatory but honestly if u can come up with some even funnier interpretation of 'transformation' we're all ears
prompt 4: incorrect quotes. you decide - incorrect context for this canon quote? someone else said this but now you're gonna make this person say it? the most absurd flavor of "he would not say that" you can conceive of? we look forward to seeing some of our faves paired with some unhinged quotes 👏👏
prompt 5: serious setup, unserious execution (or vice versa). bllk match but the soccer ball is a watermelon. someone stole the character's snacks, now they must fight to the death. keep it silly, friends
prompt 6: sir, that is not intended to be a sex toy. what it says on the tin, however you want to manifest it. also a hilarious alternative: sir, are you aware that [object you're using for entirely innocent/unrelated purposes] is a sex toy?? bring us your silliest, most hilariously unsafe creations, friends
blue lock crack week - prompt list!
IT'S TIME TO GET CRACKING (and don't worry, if any of these are confusing, stay tuned, cause we've got examples and ideas incoming over the next week!)
@bllkeventshub
prompt 1: fuck up that trope. make it sillier. invert it. take it to the extreme. we have the power. we want 50k of "abstinence pollen" on our desk by april 1st. stepbro is stuck in the washing machine. put them in the stone age, let's see some SILLINESS 👏👏👏👏
prompt 2: crackships. we're talking one step beyond rarepairs here, or twenty steps. ship multifandom, ship that no-name background character we have zero info on, ship something so mind-boggling and hilarious that everyone who sees it feels inexplicably compelled to click just to see what you could possibly be thinking here
prompt 3: transformation. please we are trusting u all to make the silliest most fucked up transformations out there. this one's pretty self-explanatory but honestly if u can come up with some even funnier interpretation of 'transformation' we're all ears
prompt 4: incorrect quotes. you decide - incorrect context for this canon quote? someone else said this but now you're gonna make this person say it? the most absurd flavor of "he would not say that" you can conceive of? we look forward to seeing some of our faves paired with some unhinged quotes 👏👏
prompt 5: serious setup, unserious execution (or vice versa). bllk match but the soccer ball is a watermelon. someone stole the character's snacks, now they must fight to the death. keep it silly, friends
blue lock crack week - prompt list!
IT'S TIME TO GET CRACKING (and don't worry, if any of these are confusing, stay tuned, cause we've got examples and ideas incoming over the next week!)
@bllkeventshub
prompt 1: fuck up that trope. make it sillier. invert it. take it to the extreme. we have the power. we want 50k of "abstinence pollen" on our desk by april 1st. stepbro is stuck in the washing machine. put them in the stone age, let's see some SILLINESS 👏👏👏👏
prompt 2: crackships. we're talking one step beyond rarepairs here, or twenty steps. ship multifandom, ship that no-name background character we have zero info on, ship something so mind-boggling and hilarious that everyone who sees it feels inexplicably compelled to click just to see what you could possibly be thinking here
prompt 3: transformation. please we are trusting u all to make the silliest most fucked up transformations out there. this one's pretty self-explanatory but honestly if u can come up with some even funnier interpretation of 'transformation' we're all ears
prompt 4: incorrect quotes. you decide - incorrect context for this canon quote? someone else said this but now you're gonna make this person say it? the most absurd flavor of "he would not say that" you can conceive of? we look forward to seeing some of our faves paired with some unhinged quotes 👏👏
blue lock crack week - prompt list!
IT'S TIME TO GET CRACKING (and don't worry, if any of these are confusing, stay tuned, cause we've got examples and ideas incoming over the next week!)
@bllkeventshub
prompt 1: fuck up that trope. make it sillier. invert it. take it to the extreme. we have the power. we want 50k of "abstinence pollen" on our desk by april 1st. stepbro is stuck in the washing machine. put them in the stone age, let's see some SILLINESS 👏👏👏👏
prompt 2: crackships. we're talking one step beyond rarepairs here, or twenty steps. ship multifandom, ship that no-name background character we have zero info on, ship something so mind-boggling and hilarious that everyone who sees it feels inexplicably compelled to click just to see what you could possibly be thinking here
prompt 3: transformation. please we are trusting u all to make the silliest most fucked up transformations out there. this one's pretty self-explanatory but honestly if u can come up with some even funnier interpretation of 'transformation' we're all ears
