Sing, Slap, Burn

personal blog; multifandom; loves pastries, jigglypuffs, and explosions. Call me Hist. main blog of justahackaway; will follow from here

[crookedshovel]

*develops a crush on you. but like. evilly, of course.*

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Grass pokemon in spring

[incorrect-dishonored-quotes]

Billie: Kill The Outsider? That's insane! Why would you even want to do that?

Old Man Daud: Maybe because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Billie: Oh.

Daud: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that!

[tea-leef]

I love this line because it implies that the hero wasn’t a kid when they were a human, which makes the fact that they’re forced to go to pokemon elementary school to hang out with a bunch of obnoxious irresponsible pokemon children 10x funnier

imagine actually being like 20 years old and now this fuckin’ nuzleaf man is threatening to ground you for going outside without adult supervision and you can’t do anything about it

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i think bc of youtube and instagram which advertise and invest in their popular creators people forget that “big” tumblr users are just accidentally popular and that NO ONE is backing their sails. we don’t talk to or hang out with each other. there’s not a convention or ad money to encourage collaboration bc what would we even collaborate on. there are no big tumblr trends or memes or in jokes. if i could make $1000 in ad revenue writing a shitpost with setheverman don’t you think id have done it. i am untethered from earth and reality, alone in the dark i can’t recall the taste of strawberries

[allycats-stuff-deactivated20230]

We should make a tumblr convention so this can happen :)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

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[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

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[thebibliosphere]

If 2020 ends with Dashcon coming back I’m going to unplug my modem and walk into the woods never to be seen again.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Joy I was living on a Norwegian goat farm without running water or electricity when the fist dashcon happened and then I went into town one day to check my email etc. and it happened to be the very day it all unfolded. So unless you STAY in the woods it won’t help.

[thebibliosphere]

I feel that’s like living a quiet country life circa July, 64 AD, looking out your window toward Rome and just seeing smoke in the distance. 

[knifefightscene]

also fun fact that vietnam war ended in 1975 that was only 44 years ago i don’t care how hard it was for us veterans to kill people. two millions poor people died in that war, thousands of children are still born with tremendous health problems due to the effect of chemical bombings (the orange agent to be specific) i’m tired of hollywood making movies about the vietnam war and focus on how brave white people are for killing n terrorizing us

[befuddledlesbian]

not to mention there are still around 80 million unexploded bombs in Laos alone which is making farmers afraid to work their land, keeping the country as one as the poorest in the world. 50 000 people have been killed by unexploded bombs in Laos since the end of the war, 75% of whom were children

[anxietyproblem]

[pyramidsandpistols]

Constantly sanitizing everything in stores

[shmoodylee]

Wearing MEDICAL masks when you’re sick.

[donkeydickjess]

Curbside pickup and 50% capacity

[siege1]

Knowing a greater number of grown adults are washing their hands. With water AND soap.

[kokainefontaine]

Allowing those that can work from home to do so.

Keep virtual learning and make it accessible to all students, ESPECIALLY low income and those with disabilities.

“Hero pay” being the standard by giving essential workers HIGHER WAGES

[its-teeteedee]

ALL THIS!!!!!

[can08writer]

Not breathing on or touching people you dont know.

[fireyourowncannons]

The constant critique of the 9-5, 5 day a week work schedule, a relic of a manufacturing based economy, being the continued norm of a post industrialized society and the push for more balanced life and work schedules while not reducing the income of workers and even increasing it.

This pandemic has shown how easy it truly was to move to flexible schedules and could continue for many. Even retail has the capacity to provide shorter shifts for workers if hours are changed to balance actual highs and lows in traffic as well as adding more workers.

Capitalism can die and hybrid economies can work.

[weirdlittlebat]

How many times must I tell you old man that I have Lightning Rod, Zapdos never stood a chance against me

[wongfuavatar]

I found my old pokemon book- i dont know who i relate to the most

[pokemondiamondversion]

giovanni wrote this

[678i0u]

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

[rumwik]

Still fiddling around in CSP…

[pokescans]

Pokémon Time bookmark

[ashleybenlove]

I love that Rapunzel’s mom described the robbery as traumatic. 👍👍👍 They actually used that word. Nice job, show! Because, yeah, of course it would be.

Also, Lance’s real last name is Schnitz and that’s a German last name. Noice.

Also, Rapunzel’s night gown is super cute.

[localboghag]

Hawke: *outside in the streets fighting like 20 goons at 2am*

The citizens of Kirkwall, who haven’t had a good night’s rest in over a year since Hawke arrived:

[boogedyboogedyboo]

[punnoying]

when a friend asks u about something that youre obsessed with