Moon Indifference & Eternal Revenge

If I had more time, I would've written a shorter letter Kiri ; Queer - Liminal Person ; She/They no terfs no fickin no exclusionists I post whatever I feel like posting

[kyriati]

Sometimes I still think about the old guy who would try to lie about picking up coffee for his friend in order to get an extra free coffee from my old McDonald's, back when Free Coffee Week was a semi-regular promotional event

We all knew he was lying and we all called him on it every time it happened, and right around the time the corporate overlords decided Free Coffee Week was causing way too much hassle and switched it to Dollar Coffee instead, that old guy actually filled out one of the surveys the receipts ask you about, and wrote four full pages of text accusing my entire store of fraud and threatening to report us to the federal government

One of the managers printed his response out and the whole thing stayed on the back table for anyone to peruse for a while, and it was almost as funny as the resume that listed "Diamond rank player in League of Legends" as a qualification

[goatpaste]

Attacka

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

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Oh good glad to hear

[goatpaste]

in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

[mysterycat-official]

this is my favourite tweet of all time

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[thememedaddy]

[laputaskies]

"Hey, wipe that smirk off your face. You're feeling fine, clearly."

[dungeonenvy]

Shoutout to Zenon Gryfgote, the man so devoted to his wife that he hermetically sealed himself away from the world after her death and modeled elaborate golden statues of her on his drip

AND THE PRINT OF HER ON THE BACK OF HIS TECHNICOLOR DREAMROBE

[friccsticc]

zenon up there as one of the funniest bait-and-switch characters i've ever seen. imagine hyping yourself up to meet hannibal lecter but when you get there it's doctor fucking doofenshmirtz

[thefragman]

moon's haunted

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[nakamorijuan]

[gayweeb]

this is wrong

[southerngamerguy-deactivated201]

Yeah, she could’ve done this in her standard Sailor Moon form. Super form is overkill, really.

[halfpastcaketime-deactivated201]

Sailor Moon is stronger than Goku. I don’t make the rules. Fight me about it.

[dragonxball]

What!? 👀

[seidmadr-secrets]

I’m on a still active forum, with a solid vs debate scene. Sailor Moon vs. the God-Emperor of Mankind from 40k is one of the most treasured threads there, as Sailor Moon trashed the guy.

[catbureau]

19 pages straight of debate over Sailor Moon vs. God-Emperor of Mankind, in which every time a 40k fan desperately brings up a new point, it immediately gets negated by another one of Sailor Moon’s powers

[kamari3]

[karvakera]

i love my friends

[horsefigureoftheday]

Sucks how many people were taught that "horses put their ears back when they're mad" but then never taught the difference between "angry backwards ears," "mildly annoyed backwards ears," "pain backwards ears," "concentrated backwards ears," "sleepy backwards ears" and "just happens to be listening to something behind it."

"Horses put their ears back when they're mad" idk man i think it depends

[horsefigureoftheday]

These are all completely different expressions in completely different scenarios, and only two of them are decidedly negative.

[horsefigureoftheday]

Actually, I wanna talk about the third horse, the one putting its ears back in pain. Over the last 15 years veterinarians and animal scientists have worked out pain scales for most domestic animals by taking photos of the during routine procedures.

We know vaccines painful, and by comparing horses at rest with horses getting vaccinated, we've been able to determine how they express pain visually. By looking at horses with disorders like colic, broken bones, wounds, and so on, we can determine their facial expressions during more severe pain.

At zookeeper school we were drilled through the pain faces of the most common lab animals and livestock. Nowadays I believe this has become a routine lesson in all animal related fields, but the general public still doesn't know that this is a thing that exists.

Here are all the pain face/grimace scales I've been able to find. Please study them if you interact with any of these animals on a regular basis:

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I remember when my area got the orange smoke. It was eerie.

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man