[SATIRE] NEWS!!!!!!!!

[This blog is unaffiliated with the blocktales dev team, and is meant to be a joke blog for community enjoyment.] Your blog for all blocktales news.

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NEWS: WE EXIST NOW.

SOURCES SAY YOU CAN SUBMIT NEWS, AS LONG AS ITS APPROPIATE. *Note- this blog is friendly to all legal ships and headcanons. Do not come here to hate in any shape or form.

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**Heres a Something Evil Will Happen priv server for you all to play in!

straight up im @gamecubie and i love The Characters (and Sources but i also hope he explodes)

i didnt know the other blog existed oops but now ill link them. just incase, im not affiliated with them. Lets go skip through a flower field

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SOURCES!!!!!

TURN INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

NEWS: IM ALREADY SO MARKETABLE

Sources say HOW could they make a simple design like Sources look bad... (comically large cruelking plush slides in) Actually.... Nevermind.....

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Sources is being lowballed on adopt me

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Alas if only crime was legal... Sources would be able to steal all the cloudies he wants...

Yes....💔💔💔

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worst guy in bizville chat . sources

you will never kiss leer

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And here we see the Flying Cloudies... so peaceful and calm-wait HEY PLAYER'S STEALING ONE GET BACK HERE

NEWS: OUH..OUHH...

Sources say he doesnt blame the player... sources would probably steal one too if he had the ability to commit crime

they look so fluffy.. like sources could fall asleep on one....

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This happened to Jerry :(

Hatred hates joy and whimsy D:

NEWS: NO NO NOOOOO

Sources say THEY EXPLODED JERRYS TOUYS NO NOO WHYYYYY FUUUUCCKKKKKKKK. MONSTER!!!!!!!!!

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Sources..Sources not wrong for having a letter for mysterious figure... :}

- fella with a #1 mysterious figure fan shirt

can sources have one of those tshirts

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Sources I found your drawer full of letters...

These are addressed to: Accountant Jim, Griefer, Noobador, Blackrock...King, and...Leer?

Wait why do all of these have hearts on them-WHY IS THERE ONE FOR MYS-FIG THE FU-

NEWS: HOLD ON ☝️

sources say GRIEFERS doesnt have a heart his has a smiley face 😒he owes sources THREE BUX and HASNT PAID UP

also GET OUT OF SOURCES STUFF?!?!?!?!?!! HEY HEY THOSE ARE PRIVATE!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!!

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block tales news can I dab you up?

YEAH

🤝

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Brad is shrimppmaxing (bad posture)

A good reminder to unshimpmax today and stretch if one can

NEWS: 🦐GAMING POSTURE

sources say and to add on, dont forget to eat and drink water. And rest those eyes if youve been on your device for a while now! sit outside for a moment if the weathers clear and get some sun! and equally important, Sources loves you. Have a wonderful day.

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GAY GAY HETEROSEXUAL GAY

One of these are not like the others

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I OWE ONE BILLION TIX TO TRINITY FOR THEIR HOSPITAL BILLS AFTER FIGHTING THEM

SKILL ISSUE IM NOT PAYING ALL THAT

-ALL CAPS ANON

NEWS: I THINK THEYLL BE FINE

Sources say uuhh uhh FUCK HOSPITAL BILLS 🖕🖕🖕🖕

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Shocking news: Canavus is a bear (As in the bear subculture not an actual bear). Actually the whole empire is queer.

NEWS: JUST LIKE SOURCES' FILM CREW

Sources say well yeah if it means i can take him to dinner/REFERENCE

[arg-il]

Fag

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THE FRENCH 🇫🇷

Thats scary... sources is going to bed... good night....

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Shocking news: Canavus is a bear (As in the bear subculture not an actual bear). Actually the whole empire is queer.

NEWS: JUST LIKE SOURCES' FILM CREW

Sources say well yeah if it means i can take him to dinner/REFERENCE

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guys I saw blue and red noob with a gun today I might be cooked help

NEWS: WHO GAVE THEM THAT? THEY CANT HAVE THAT

Sources say that Blue and Red SHOULD NOT HAVE THAT!!! SOMEBODY GET NOOBADOR!! HELLO??!! KIDS WITH GUNS