freaky deaky

lo | they/he | 26 | MDNF | i live on my sideblogs primarily (danmei sideblog is @an-ding )

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Easthies stared off into space, eyes focusing on his palm quire, left open atop his discarded clothes. This was how it always went. It was nearly intractable, the way his life had diverted so violently from his desired path. From the path that would make him good, make him righteous. But he always ended up here, flayed open and picked apart, watched endlessly by an unblinking eye.

2.6k words

explicit

iguin/easthies (ao3 pleathe canonize the tag i have more to post)

ive been possessed

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

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jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[tobiasdrake]

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

[bingokill]

Think i might be evil on par with draculas and nosferatus

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the wha fandom is either going to praise zo or burn her at the stake for the shit she has me writing

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EASTHIES PEAR WHAT NOW??? i share wha fic so you must share wha wip :3333

the easthies pear wiggler!!! i saw him and knew immediately that he needed to he put through trials

i love love love the headcanon that he is a big ol hypocrite that has perhaps dabbled in the forbidden magics himself (im not caught up with the manga yet no one come for me) and you KNOW i go wild for weird off putting critters

bls forgive me, my snippy isnt as long or poloah as yours but i was in my car losing my mind over this concept

[thoughtsickles]

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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kwiwyf7cidn. im greedy

heyyyy let me introduce you to my oc mona that youve never heard of ^w^

no you know her but i really just love how infrequently we discuss her working on a golf course and her unhealthy love for alligators. here's a few tiny snips of her love for sharp teeth

i want to steal her hot wife so bad

[zozo-01]

zo my beloved. i have got to hear about this qifrey wip

i was going to sleep but then i see lolo send an ask and i woke up like a sleeper agent!! look. are we surprised that the white haired blue eyed british man got to me? especially since he is mildly insane?

[MANGA SPOILERS BELOW PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION]

anywhosies, the story is split into two between his time as an apprentice under beldaruit and as we know him today. i literally saw him being a brat and a half and thought, "hmm, maybe i should give him a rich bitch reader to rage bait him." which how we ended up here!! our darling reader also happens to be vinanna's grandchild because i thought that it would make it a lil more fun ^^ of course, you thought i was going to write a reader with no messed up backstory??? who do you think i am??? i'm at like... 4000 words and it's both the only thing i want to write but also the thing that's giving me the most dread.

and for you lolo, i will share a second snippet because it would be very darling to you hehehe

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tha thinkerrr x2 😛😛😛

what the..... hi

youve definitely probably already seen this snip but fuck you look at bath time predating the Horrors

Teivel’s thirst was sated for the evening, and his agreement with Amira allowed him to laze about until his meal was digested. That meant, by bloodbag’s rights, that Lampyris was entitled to the cavernous tub in the front room until one of them was called upon to service a client.

Eira’s soapy hands trailed down Lampyris’ bare back; fingers cupping the curve of his shoulders, thumbs catching the crook where wings would have sprouted generations before, nails catching on the ridges of his spine. When Eira’s hands, softer and yet more refined than Teivel’s had ever been, reached their sides, they jolted with unwilling laughter.

i cry over them sometimes

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takes a drag of my cigarette.... been a long time since ive been tagged in a wip game

rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous, and tag as many people as you have WIPs. people send in an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and you post a snippet or tell them something about it!

thank you to beautiful @zozo-01 for tagging me in this. my wips are chernobyl levels of radioactive but 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

tha thinkerrr x2 [a relationship study of mine and @bicyclepainting 's bg3 ocs]

desiderium borealis [nearly complete second chapter of a moshang fic i posted on new years]

easthies pear wiggler [easthies x iguin brainworm i thought of while driving]

la douleur exquise [extremely toxic t4t xueyi hell]

kwiwyf7cidn [my florida woman oc x her sexy repressed vampire wife]

booooooooo [moshang court drama poison taster sqh x emperors consort mbj]

everyone else play NEOW i want to see

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[biocrafthero]

tshirt that says "I HURT PEOPLE FOR FUN AND ON PURPOSE"

[teaboot]

I call it “soft queerphobia”. It’s when you come out to your family and they don’t reject you OR encourage you, they just forget every few months again. I have come out to my father nine times

[concretechrysalis]

The tags are too good

[theegosystem-deactivated2024012]

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

[coffee-and-cusswords]

anyway, [peels a mandarin and gives u half]