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should i revive this blog y/y

#i miss dis adorable fucker

If the signs were mythological creatures:

Aries: Werewolf

Taurus: Hell hound

Gemini: Doppelgänger

Cancer: Banshee

Leo: Fairy

Virgo: Angel

Libra: Nymph

Scorpio: Siren

Sagittarius: Ghost

Capricorn: Mermaid

Aquarius: Meme

Pisces: Shapeshifter

#✿ ;; zodiac #move over dolarhyde #alan is the next fairy

klennnik

#aw look hannibal cares so much (:#this is so romantic (:#✿ ;; old whiskey & old friends #✿ ;; the devil’s hand #hannibal spoilers

eltonhjohn

blocm-blog

willliamgraham:

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#that bottom gif is will manipulating the fuck out of hannibal if the shippers take it as otherwise i will eat them #but i mean #its bryan fuller #obviously its fanservice #hannibal spoilers #✿ ;; old whiskey & old friends #✿ ;; the devil’s hand

riphaerry

how about them single parent!au's??

blocm-blog

dumhaz:

im on the bus and my 2-year-old won’t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did

i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again

you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks im married with a baby

we are friends and my child’s first word was your name and im jealous but also kind of endeared

you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married

we’ve been on a few dates and my child just asked us when we are getting married

our children are in the same class and we both hate their teacher, eventually the parents’ evenings are just us competing who can call out snarkier comments

we are the only two parents who agreed to attend the school trip (bonus: “so i guess we share this hotel room?”)

our children are best friends….yeah

“i’m so sorry that my child pointed out how your shirt- actually nevermind i agree, that shirt is horrendous”

you crouched down to coo at my baby but i forgot to tell you their favorite thing to do is to play with people’s hair and now they won’t let go of you

#✿ ;; wishlist #im just imagining someone of these w/ will and im crying

l-ange-en-rouge-archived

“I am Lydia Fell.”

#look at this art #pretty pretty owo

ツ ☎ ⁇

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[Text: Graham, Will] Wife and I brought home a new puppy today! (:[Text: Graham, Will] Well, she’s three years old, but she’s a puppy anyway.[Text: Graham, Will] You and your legion should meet her. You’d like her.

[Text: Graham, Will] code red crawfords not happy and hes looking for you

[Text: Graham, Will] lost 1 shoe now the others lonely ):

#alan is A Professional i swear #inversent

rpmememaker

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

#shrug emoji

( frederick. )

“I’m not getting a dog just to get a date, Alan.” Frederick mumbled before looking at the man. “And I wouldn’t get many cats. Too hard on my knees to bend down and do the litter box….Surely, you must have some advice besides get a dog.”

‘ truth be told, i think my wife married me for my dog. if we were to ever split up, instead of children, we’d be fighting over custody for her, ‘ alan joked. ‘ i don’t know... i got lucky, i suppose. i don’t deserve her. thought i’d be the dog alternative to a crazy cat lady before i met her. ‘

#imnotaturnkey #[ or give the dog to alan #alan likes dogs #he'll adopt them ]