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A DC/Gunnverse + World of Darkness + general horror/supernatural blog! A Study in: The Power of Blood, Fantastic Science, the Insufferable Genius, Feral Vampires, Families Seeking the Missing, Finding the Dead, and Your vampire Sire being a Stalker with a Crush
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Mina Monroe
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SOME MORE SMUTTY MEMES
[ SIT ] for one muse to finger the other who sits in their lap fully clothed, keeping an arm around their waist to make them stay still.
[ RISK ] for one muse to drive and finger the other who is in the passenger seat.
[ DISTRACT ] for one muse to drive while the other gives them head/fingers them.
[ WATCH ] for muses to cuddle on a couch while watching tv and one of them begins to finger the other but stops every time they make too much noise.
[ SUBTLE ] our muses are cuddling, sender begins to feel up receiver and tease them.
[ STILL ] our muses are cuddling, receiver begins to feel up sender and tease them.
[ GUIDE ] while one muse is riding the other, the one being ridden takes hold of the one on top’s hips to control their movements.
[ CLOSE ] our muses have sex in lotus position, clinging to each other desperately.
[ GAZE ] our muses are having sex in missionary and the one on the bottom tells them to slow down so they can just look at them for a few moments.
[ DELAY ] one muse is trying to get ready to go somewhere while the other keeps kissing them and unbutton/unzipping their clothes.
[ CAREFUL ] one muse is recovering from minor injuries, so the other takes charge and makes them stay still while they have slow, sensual sex.
[ REVERENT ] one or both muses have been pining for a while, sender body worships receiver by kissing all over their body and giving them oral.
[ GRATIFICATION ] one or both muses have been pining for a while, receiver body worships sender by kissing all over their body and giving them oral.
[ MESS ] our muses are supposed to be cleaning up in the shower after sex, but sender starts to finger receiver.
[ RESTART ] our muses are supposed to be cleaning up in the shower after sex, but receiver starts to finger sender.
[ CLEANSE ] our muses have sex in the bathtub.
[ TENSION ] one muse is patching up the other’s injuries which leads to intense eye contact, lingering touches and them finally crashing their lips against each other’s.
[ DISCUSSION ] for our muses to talk about kinks and figure out their boundaries together.
[ APPROACHED ] our muses haven’t been intimate yet and sender finally broaches the subject to receiver ( feel free to add dialogue or actions )
[ APPROACH ] our muses haven’t been intimate yet and receiver finally broaches the subject to sender.
[ SUGGESTIVE ] our muses are hanging out and end up on the topic of turn ons, kinks, and what they’re attracted to.
[ GROUND RULES ] for our muses to discuss boundaries before trying something new in bed.
[ OBSERVE ] for sender to show receiver where and how they want to be touched.
[ DEMONSTRATE ] for receiver to show sender where and how they want to be touched.
[ LINE ] our muses are supposed to only be pretending to be together for a mission or fake dating, but they keep going and neither one of them is stopping which leads to them hiding away to have sex.
[ DEBATE ] our muses are arguing because sender is worried and overprotective of receiver, but when they get up in each other’s faces they end kissing and groping at each other.
[ CLAIM ] our muses are arguing because receiver is worried and overprotective of sender, but when they get up in each other’s faces they end up kissing and groping at each other.
[ SENSUAL ] for sender to slowly undress receiver, caressing and kissing every part of them they expose.
[ GRADUAL ] for receiver to slowly undress sender, caressing and kissing every part of them they expose.
[ SERVICE ] our muses just showered together, sender dries off receiver with a towel and kisses each part of them they dry as they go.
[ CARESS ] our muses just showered together, receiver dries off sender with a towel and kisses each part of them they dry as they go.
COMMUNICATION
❝ well, honestly i’ve never really had sex before and was kinda hoping you would teach me. ❞
❝ i’ve never tried that before. but i want to, can we just take it slow? ❞
❝ don’t be nervous, i’ll guide you through it. ❞
❝ just because i’ve never actually fucked someone doesn’t mean i don’t know what i like. we have toys for a reason. ❞
❝ show me what you like. ❞
❝ can we take a break? i’m enjoying this i just need a moment. ❞
❝ can i be on top this time? ❞
❝ can i be on bottom this time? ❞
❝ just relax, lie still and let me take care of you. ❞
❝ do you think we could try pegging? i’ve always been kinda curious. ❞
❝ you can blindfold me but i want my hands free if we do that. ❞
❝ let me know if the ropes are too tight, okay? ❞
❝ i think i’m ready. if you are too, i wanna have sex. ❞
❝ listen, i’ve wanted to get you in bed since you first smiled at me. but we don’t have to do this unless you’re sure. ❞
❝ i’m ready, but we should set some ground rules first. ❞
❝ can you use your mouth again? i really liked that. ❞
❝ do you like how this feels? ❞
❝ yes, i like this. can you just— please keep doing that. ❞
❝ i don’t want to be touched this time, i just want to focus on you right now. ❞
❝ i prefer to do the giving if that’s okay? ❞
❝ i like receiving but, if you want me to do something i will. i want you to feel good too. ❞
❝ you can go harder. i’m okay, i want you to. ❞
❝ i don’t want to have to think or have control. just, do what you want with me. if something is too much i’ll let you know. trust me. ❞
❝ do you need me to slow down? ❞
❝ what can i do to make you more comfortable? ❞
❝ i know this is really vulnerable for you, so we can take this as slow as you need. you’re in control here okay? ❞
❝ can you just kiss me for a little bit first? ❞
𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙵𝚄𝙻 𝙰𝚂𝙺 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙴
Various Sins, old and new, from: Latin, Greek, The Inferno, and LaVeyan Satanism. Send a sin and I’ll answer when my muse committed that sin and why! Specify muse if applicable!
LIMBO - A time my muse acted faithless and disloyal.
LUST - A time my muse cheated, or was overwhelmed with sexual desire.
GLUTTONY - A time my muse spent too much money, time, or effort on something that was fruitless or materialistic.
GREED - A time my muse hoarded something selfishly and/or refused to give something away, materialistic or not.
ANGER - A time my muse wallowed in a dark emotional or mental place, refusing to get out.
HERESY - A time my muse went out of their way to troll or act contrarian, especially out of spite.
VIOLENCE - A time my muse attacked someone unprovoked or without reason.
FRAUD - A time my muse manipulated and outright lied or even gaslit someone.
TREACHERY - A time my muse betrayed someone after building up a relationship.
LUXURIA - A time my muse went out of their way to peacock their wealth.
GULA - A time my muse overindulged to the point of harming themselves.
AVARITA - A time my muse greatly envied wealth or a goal so insatiably they could not be stopped.
ACEDIA - A time my muse was extremely indifferent, apathetic, or bored to the point it hindered their progress in life.
IRA - A time my muse was impatient to the point of agitation or acting out.
INVIDIA - A time my muse was vindictive and held a grudge or wished harm upon others.
SUPERBIA - A time my muse put others down in order to boost themselves up.
TRISTITIA - A time my muse was overcome with needless self-pity.
VAINGLORIA - A time my muse was so jealous they acted out for attention or to divert attention from someone else.
STUPIDITY - A time my muse willingly acted without judging ahead of time.
PRETENTIOUSNESS - A time my muse made an unnecessary scene of things or twisted a scene in order to be right.
SOLIPSISM - A time my muse didn’t or refused to realize that the sun didn’t revolve around them.
SELF-DECEIT - A time my muse lied to themselves to avoid the truth.
HERD CONFORMITY - A time my muse followed orders without question.
LACK OF PERSPECTIVE - A time my muse refused to acknowledge the impact of their words or deeds.
FORGETTING PAST ORTHODOXIES - A time my muse claimed an old idea, innovation, or otherwise as new (or claimed something new as something old) knowingly and purposefully to reach their goals.
COUNTERPRODUCTIVE PRIDE - A time my muse held themselves back for the sake of keeping an image.
LACK OF AESTHETICS - A time my muse lacked pleasant and harmonious balance to themselves and those around them.
types of yearning sentence starters
if you are sending to a multi-muse, remember to specify the muse that the sentence starters are being sent for .
“ Don’t make me choose between my duty and you. ”
“ Duty demanded I leave you behind. My heart never did. ”
“ Even magic couldn’t erase what I feel for you. ”
“ I didn’t realise how much I missed you until you were standing right in front of me again. ”
“ I don’t care what it costs - just don’t walk away. ”
“ I hate how much I look for you in every competition. ”
“ I hate you… so why does it hurt when you look at someone else like that? ”
“ I hear your name in every whispered rumour and wish it were mine to claim. ”
“ I keep looking for you in places you’ve never been. ”
“ I kept that thing you gave me. I don’t know why. ”
“ I learned how to live without you. That doesn’t mean I wanted to. ”
“ I never deleted your number. ”
“ I never told you… but I think you knew. ”
“ I still have every letter you never meant for anyone to read. ”
“ I still remember how you take your coffee. ”
“ I think I loved you long before I knew what love was. ”
“ I think part of me will always belong to you. ”
“ I tried to forget you. I failed. ”
“ I was right there, and you still let me slip away. ”
“ I wonder if you ever think about what we could’ve been. ”
“ I would bargain with gods again if it meant keeping you. ”
“ I would tear the world apart just to have you back. ”
“ I would’ve stayed. I would’ve stayed for you. ”
“ If I asked you not to leave… would it change anything? ”
“ If I asked you to run away with me, would you? ”
“ If loving you is a mistake, I don’t want to be right. ”
“ If loving you is betrayal, then I’ve already crossed that line. ”
“ If you were anyone else, I wouldn’t hesitate to destroy you. ”
“ In another life - one without titles or expectations - I would have chosen you. ”
“ It hurts - wanting you this much when I know I shouldn’t. ”
“ It’s strange… how everything reminds me of you. ”
“ I’d choose you. Every time. Every version of this life. ”
“ I’m happy for you. I just wish it had been me. ”
“ I’ve memorised every weakness of yours… including the way you hesitate around me. ”
“ Just give me tonight. I won’t ask for anything else. ”
“ Maybe in another life, this would’ve worked. ”
“ Meet me where no one knows our names - just once more. ”
“ No one knows me like you do. That’s what scares me. ”
“ Say the word, and I’ll forget my place. Just this once. ”
“ Say the word, and I’m yours. I always was. ”
“ Sometimes I think I hear your voice in crowded rooms. ”
“ Take me with you. Anywhere - just not away from you. ”
“ Tell me to stay. Please - just this once. ”
“ Tell me why losing to you feels better than winning against anyone else. ”
“ There’s a space beside me that only ever felt like yours. ”
“ This was supposed to be simple - you, my enemy. Not… this. ”
“ We push each other to the edge—and I don’t know how to stop. ”
“ We were almost something. That’s what hurts the most. ”
“ We were never meant to stand on the same side - and yet here I am. ”
“ When did you stop being just my best friend? ”
“ When I reach the top, I want you there beside me. ”
“ Why wasn’t I enough to make you stay? ”
“ Winning doesn’t feel the same if you’re not there to see it. ”
“ You chose a life that didn’t have room for me in it. ”
“ You crossed my mind today. Like you always do. ”
“ You don’t even know what you do to me, do you? ”
“ You don’t get to come back and pretend nothing changed. ”
“ You feel like something I lost a long time ago. ”
“ You were in my dream again last night. ”
“ You were supposed to be my competition, not my weakness. ”
“ You were the one scandal I would have risked everything for. ”
“ You were the only thing tethering me to my humanity. ”
“ Your name almost slipped out - I had to bite my tongue. ”
“ You’re the one thing I can’t seem to let go of. ”
“ You’re the only thing that’s ever felt real to me. ”
“ You’re written into every prophecy I tried to escape. ”
the rocky horror picture show.
dialogue prompts from the rocky horror picture show (1975).
oh, i always cry at weddings.
we must have taken a wrong fork a few miles back.
i knew i should've gotten that spare tire fixed.
you just stay here and keep warm, and i'll go for help.
where will you go, in the middle of nowhere?
i think perhaps you'd better come inside.
it seems unhealthy here.
look, i'm cold, i'm wet, and i'm just plain scared!
i'm here. there's nothing to worry about.
it was a reasonable request, which you've chosen to ignore.
how forceful you are. such a perfect specimen of manhood. so dominant.
do you have any tattoos?
that's no way to behave on your first day out.
since you're such an exceptional beauty, i'm prepared to forgive you.
oh, i just love success.
i think we can do better than that.
don't be upset. it was a mercy killing.
he had a certain naïve charm, but no muscle.
it's alright. everything's going to be alright.
what's happening here? where's _____? where's anybody?
if only we were amongst friends. or sane persons.
you're hurt. did _____ do this to you?
here, i'll dress your wounds.
i hope you're adaptable.
i happen to know a great deal about a lot of things.
i made you, and i can break you just as easily.
under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional.
a toast to absent friends.
quake with fear, you tiny fool.
a little mindfuck can be nice.
my god, i can't stand any more of this.
you chew people up, and then you spit them out again.
i loved you. do you hear me? i loved you.
you're like a sponge. you take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion.
it's not easy, having a good time.
even smiling makes my face ache.
loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded.
when the mood takes me, i can be quite generous.
wait. i can explain.
how sentimental.
i'm sorry if you found my words misleading.
say goodbye to all of this, and hello to oblivion.
they didn't like me. they never liked me.
a decision had to be made.
you're okay by me.
“I’m only going to say this so clearly: I have permission to have you here; you’re going to bleed out, be resurrected like me, yes, including the ugly part, and you’ll stay in a cage for me to feed off of. None of my kind care enough to stop me, and yours don’t know where to look,” Jasper responded, his voice a growl, like a knife scraping against stone. His impossibly light eyes almost glowed in the dim light. Perhaps if they had less of a moral quandary against drinking from any human, they’d just bite his prisoner now to shut him up… not that Drake deserved the pleasure the Kiss brought.
His free hand knotted into blonde curls, yanking his head back as he stopped onto the ground next to him. “If you’re trying to insult me, try going with something I’ve not heard before.” It was practically a challenge, given what had been hurled at him in the past, even by those he cared about. “And I doubt an unprepared human like you could actually kill me.”
"You're going to make me ugly?!" Almost certainly not what he should have focused on, "Why?! What did I ever do to you?!" Because why would someone go so far as to entrap the leader of his village... to feed from? How that sounded so much like the Gluttonychildren he had to rule over.
While the other went on about insulting and whipping Drake's head back, the Pridechild did his own work to carefully nudge knives from his own pockets. It would seem that Jasper had missed a few spots if he'd previously patted down Drake for anything dangerous. Just a few more seconds of being subtle and slow before...
"Well, that's where you're wrong, idiot." Drake hissed. In the next second, he swung his own knives up. It was a dangerous move, especially when he aimed his blades at the wrists of his attacker, rather than any areas with organs. Hopefully, it would be enough to stun the other into letting go of either Drake or the knife at his throat.
"That's the gift of the Nosferatu. Whether we like it or not, all our progeny will be disfigured... and believe it or not, I'm one of the lucky ones." The reality of it was a threat, at least for someone as vain as Drake. A soft growl rumbled in the back of Jasper's throat as they considered the question being posed. "You may not have done anything to me, but I only hunt scum. I can't imagine you're oblivious enough to know where I came up with that idea."
The vampire was something near pissed off by the Beast inside him that called him forward, wanted him to stick his fangs into his hostage's neck now— the blood was still warm and would taste like heaven, if the smell roiling off of Drake and the thrum of his veins was any indication.
It had been about to use his knife, not wanting to wait any longer, when a blade had been plunged into its wrist. Dark red vitae, darker than any human blood, ran down its pale hand and made its black hoodie impossibly darker. He roared in pain, still keeping his hand knotted in Drake's hair while he moved his knife hand away. With limited hands, he took the handle of the mortal's knife between his gnarled fangs and pulled it out of his flesh.
we are what we eat. (Vilayna)
If his heart beat, it would have seized. Not everything about this woman screamed of Eva, but it was enough… the platinum waves, her soft voice, how small she was in comparison to him. They held back any big reaction, even though part of them wanted to drop to their knees at her feet and beg forgiveness as if she was their dead lover returned to them. His sweet white witch, who decided she hated who she was when she loved him. Jasper could have gotten sick whenever he thought about it.
The phantom pains of a churning stomach once again made themselves known as she murmured that phrase to him. He cringed slightly, tugging on his hood, as if taking special care to hide his face, his fangs. She didn’t need to see this. “If that’s true, I don’t think I like what I am,” they said, too honestly, decidedly not looking at Vilayna.
"Well, that's the good thing. You can always change what you're eating going forward. People's relationship with food is... difficult, and I'm not going to stand on my imaginary soapbox and say that there is only one right way to do things. But, maybe... You could try every day to be a little more conscientious." Vilayna was well aware of what people thought when she spoke like this, looking as she did. Pale locks that fell in gentle waves, matched with the wardrobe a perfect match of bohemian meets cottage core, her handknit bag that she'd embroidered numerous animal rights patches onto... So, she hoped the other wouldn't find her too preachy. One could only hope in the extremes.
"I'm so sorry. There I go again and I haven't even introduced myself. I'm Vilayna Efrafa, but you can call me Vi if it makes things easier. I promise, I'm not as annoying as I seem initially. Just mildly a bother." She took note of the way it hid it's face from her, but she assumed it was the typical response to the annoying canvasser sticking their nose where it didn't belong, "Can I try again? Please?"
"I wish it was that easy," he said softly, his voice gravelly. Likely she assumed he meant something about eating less junk food, eating sustainably... maybe even some unhealthy relationship with food. God, even that was preferable to what was actually happening to it. Her voice was so kind, and that hurt. It didn't deserve the kindness, did it? Some mortal woman, pale and beautiful, wanting to help him, a monster. "I've got a... I guess the best way to describe it is food intolerance. My diet's really restricted with it. I miss being able to eat like it didn't matter."
More bearing of the soul than they normally did with humans, but really, most mortals didn't actually ever see them. They kept their head angled away, nervous she'd see the pale plane of their face, the dark veins that crawled down. "Don't— you don't have to be sorry. It's not you." He paused at Vilayna asking for a do-over introduction. A shaky sigh left his useless lungs. "...Jasper. It's nice to meet you, Vilayna."
"I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. But mostly just pathetic." (Drake)
“I don’t know insulting the person who has you at their mercy is the smartest idea,” Jasper replied, a soft, bitter laugh crossing his lips. He tried to bite back the jealousy of this asshole, this man who had killed and maimed and abused… and he was still handsome. It didn’t even fully remember the drunken and drugged nights before the end of its life… but it had never done anything that bad, and yet its life and its long ago beauty were taken away. A knife was taken from out of a holster at his side, swung upward to bite against the skin of Drake’s neck, but the movement did not yet break skin— yet, if he moved too fast, his throat would be slit.
“Now, I don’t give a fuck about what you all me, but that doesn’t mean there’s a chance you can make it out of this alive.” The nosferatu had every intention of giving this man all the pain of an embrace like theirs, only to then begin the cycle of feeding from him. “You’re already dead to the world.”
"Dead to the world?!" Drake scoffed once more, although - he didn't move anymore than necessary, "You think for a second that I fear you? You don't think that I couldn't so easily claw my way out of this?" Hadn't he done just that so many times before? Still, beneath all of that bluster, something itched behind his eyes. Perhaps, it might even be fear, although one would need to dig that admission out of Drake the bloody way.
"Awww, you actually think just because you're hideous that makes you some terrifying monster. Maybe to the normal people around here, but to me? To me, you're nothing but a bug beneath my feet. And you'll look just as disgusting once I crush you, but at least you'll be dead." If words were knives, his lips would be bloodied and raw now. Every last syllable had been intended to tear the other apart, if only because Drake knew he was in danger. So, the best thing to do in such circumstances - try and make the other person smaller.
“I’m only going to say this so clearly: I have permission to have you here; you’re going to bleed out, be resurrected like me, yes, including the ugly part, and you’ll stay in a cage for me to feed off of. None of my kind care enough to stop me, and yours don’t know where to look,” Jasper responded, his voice a growl, like a knife scraping against stone. His impossibly light eyes almost glowed in the dim light. Perhaps if they had less of a moral quandary against drinking from any human, they’d just bite his prisoner now to shut him up… not that Drake deserved the pleasure the Kiss brought.
His free hand knotted into blonde curls, yanking his head back as he stopped onto the ground next to him. “If you’re trying to insult me, try going with something I’ve not heard before.” It was practically a challenge, given what had been hurled at him in the past, even by those he cared about. “And I doubt an unprepared human like you could actually kill me.”
we are what we eat. (Vilayna)
If his heart beat, it would have seized. Not everything about this woman screamed of Eva, but it was enough… the platinum waves, her soft voice, how small she was in comparison to him. They held back any big reaction, even though part of them wanted to drop to their knees at her feet and beg forgiveness as if she was their dead lover returned to them. His sweet white witch, who decided she hated who she was when she loved him. Jasper could have gotten sick whenever he thought about it.
The phantom pains of a churning stomach once again made themselves known as she murmured that phrase to him. He cringed slightly, tugging on his hood, as if taking special care to hide his face, his fangs. She didn’t need to see this. “If that’s true, I don’t think I like what I am,” they said, too honestly, decidedly not looking at Vilayna.
"I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. But mostly just pathetic." (Drake)
“I don’t know insulting the person who has you at their mercy is the smartest idea,” Jasper replied, a soft, bitter laugh crossing his lips. He tried to bite back the jealousy of this asshole, this man who had killed and maimed and abused… and he was still handsome. It didn’t even fully remember the drunken and drugged nights before the end of its life… but it had never done anything that bad, and yet its life and its long ago beauty were taken away. A knife was taken from out of a holster at his side, swung upward to bite against the skin of Drake’s neck, but the movement did not yet break skin— yet, if he moved too fast, his throat would be slit.
“Now, I don’t give a fuck about what you all me, but that doesn’t mean there’s a chance you can make it out of this alive.” The nosferatu had every intention of giving this man all the pain of an embrace like theirs, only to then begin the cycle of feeding from him. “You’re already dead to the world.”
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark Starters
[Note: Contains NSFW plus a suicide reference!]
“In short, the film has a moral.”
“My name is _____, but my friends call me “the _____."
“It’s okay. My appearance is kind of a shock to everybody.“
“Looked like Gumby on steroids.“
“Tell them… tell them that I never turned down a friend. I… never turned down a stranger for that matter. And tell them… tell them that when all is said and done, I only ask that people remember me by two simple words. … Any two, as long as they’re simple.”
“I can’t think of anyone I’d rather fit into my… agenda.”
“Oh well, there’s nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there’s lots of sex and violence.”
“ No hard liquor served past eight o'clock. Do you want a virgin?”
“ Maybe, but, ah… I’ll have a couple of drinks first.”
“Grab a tool and start banging.”
”I was six inches from selling this _____ today!”
“Cheap! Who are you callin’ cheap? What’s that perfume/cologne/scent/whatever you’re wearing? ‘Catch of the Day’?
“I never laid a hand on those sheep, so help me.”
”How’s your head?”
”I haven’t had any complaints yet.”
“I have seen the People’s Court. I’m entitled to one phone call and a strip search.“
“Unpleasant dreams!”
“Yeah, I’ll do it for fifty bucks.”
“I’m never working for that sleazeball again! … I have to find another sleazeball.”
“This town isn’t big on fun. But there is one place! The bowling alley. It gets pretty wild on league night.”
“_____ was the one covering people in apple butter. I was just an innocent on-licker.”
“He/she/they had his/her/their way with me in broad daylight!
“Me? You could have worn out a mechanical bull!”
“Oh. I thought that cleared up.”
“Here. You forgot your axe.”
“ If you don’t cough up the money, the only showroom you’ll be seeing will have Toyotas in it.”
“I hope you changed the sheets.”
“My name’s _____ but you can call me ‘tonight’.”
“ You think you’re someone special. Well, mark my words. I’ll get you and your little _____, too.”
“ I am so sure. They’re gonna kill Spider-Man with plutonium? He’s got radioactive blood!”
“Sorry, I left my magnifying glass at home.”
“_____, haven’t you ever seen any old Roger Corman movies?”
“Well, here’s to my big opening.“
“I might just hang myself in the oven!”
“I’d like to gouge out his/her/their eyeballs and use his/her/their head(s) as a bowling ball!”
“At least you still have the ring.”
“I don’t think you should go fooling with that book again.“
“Come within so much as ten feet of me, I’m gonna tie your weenie in a granny knot!”
“There’s no book upstairs, but I found these panties. Try one. They’re edible.”
“God, I hope I look that good when I’m that old.“
“It wasn’t you alone that I sought to protect.”
“Well, it is a potluck. And believe me, when they open that pot, they’re going to need all the luck they can get.”
“My insurance policy doesn’t cover acts of demons.”
“I’m a volcano that’s ready to blow.“
Send "Don't marry them" to confess your love to my muse the night before their wedding.
Send "Why are you saying this" for my muse to confess to yours
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WHICH TWO GREEK GODS ARE YOUR PARENTS?
Jasper
Moros & Aphrodite
Oh, sweet child of doom and love! Your father is the hateful driver of fate, and your mother was born beautiful of Titan's blood. A life of greatness stands before you dictated by angst, passion, and consuming desire. No man can tell you what realm you preside over, but look to themes of black widows and love destined for ruin as you grow into your power.
Tamzin
Dionysus & Atë
Oh, sweet child of wine and folly! Your father stands of pleasure and madness, and your mother the maker of misfortune among the gods. A life of greatness stands before you dictated by revelry, abundance, and impulse. No man can tell you what realm you preside over, but look to themes of gluttony and sweets as you grow into your power.
SOME MORE SMUTTY MEMES
[ SIT ] for one muse to finger the other who sits in their lap fully clothed, keeping an arm around their waist to make them stay still.
[ RISK ] for one muse to drive and finger the other who is in the passenger seat.
[ DISTRACT ] for one muse to drive while the other gives them head/fingers them.
[ WATCH ] for muses to cuddle on a couch while watching tv and one of them begins to finger the other but stops every time they make too much noise.
[ SUBTLE ] our muses are cuddling, sender begins to feel up receiver and tease them.
[ STILL ] our muses are cuddling, receiver begins to feel up sender and tease them.
[ GUIDE ] while one muse is riding the other, the one being ridden takes hold of the one on top’s hips to control their movements.
[ CLOSE ] our muses have sex in lotus position, clinging to each other desperately.
[ GAZE ] our muses are having sex in missionary and the one on the bottom tells them to slow down so they can just look at them for a few moments.
[ DELAY ] one muse is trying to get ready to go somewhere while the other keeps kissing them and unbutton/unzipping their clothes.
[ CAREFUL ] one muse is recovering from minor injuries, so the other takes charge and makes them stay still while they have slow, sensual sex.
[ REVERENT ] one or both muses have been pining for a while, sender body worships receiver by kissing all over their body and giving them oral.
[ GRATIFICATION ] one or both muses have been pining for a while, receiver body worships sender by kissing all over their body and giving them oral.
[ MESS ] our muses are supposed to be cleaning up in the shower after sex, but sender starts to finger receiver.
[ RESTART ] our muses are supposed to be cleaning up in the shower after sex, but receiver starts to finger sender.
[ CLEANSE ] our muses have sex in the bathtub.
[ TENSION ] one muse is patching up the other’s injuries which leads to intense eye contact, lingering touches and them finally crashing their lips against each other’s.
[ DISCUSSION ] for our muses to talk about kinks and figure out their boundaries together.
[ APPROACHED ] our muses haven’t been intimate yet and sender finally broaches the subject to receiver ( feel free to add dialogue or actions )
[ APPROACH ] our muses haven’t been intimate yet and receiver finally broaches the subject to sender.
[ SUGGESTIVE ] our muses are hanging out and end up on the topic of turn ons, kinks, and what they’re attracted to.
[ GROUND RULES ] for our muses to discuss boundaries before trying something new in bed.
[ OBSERVE ] for sender to show receiver where and how they want to be touched.
[ DEMONSTRATE ] for receiver to show sender where and how they want to be touched.
[ LINE ] our muses are supposed to only be pretending to be together for a mission or fake dating, but they keep going and neither one of them is stopping which leads to them hiding away to have sex.
[ DEBATE ] our muses are arguing because sender is worried and overprotective of receiver, but when they get up in each other’s faces they end kissing and groping at each other.
[ CLAIM ] our muses are arguing because receiver is worried and overprotective of sender, but when they get up in each other’s faces they end up kissing and groping at each other.
[ SENSUAL ] for sender to slowly undress receiver, caressing and kissing every part of them they expose.
[ GRADUAL ] for receiver to slowly undress sender, caressing and kissing every part of them they expose.
[ SERVICE ] our muses just showered together, sender dries off receiver with a towel and kisses each part of them they dry as they go.
[ CARESS ] our muses just showered together, receiver dries off sender with a towel and kisses each part of them they dry as they go.
COMMUNICATION
❝ well, honestly i’ve never really had sex before and was kinda hoping you would teach me. ❞
❝ i’ve never tried that before. but i want to, can we just take it slow? ❞
❝ don’t be nervous, i’ll guide you through it. ❞
❝ just because i’ve never actually fucked someone doesn’t mean i don’t know what i like. we have toys for a reason. ❞
❝ show me what you like. ❞
❝ can we take a break? i’m enjoying this i just need a moment. ❞
❝ can i be on top this time? ❞
❝ can i be on bottom this time? ❞
❝ just relax, lie still and let me take care of you. ❞
❝ do you think we could try pegging? i’ve always been kinda curious. ❞
❝ you can blindfold me but i want my hands free if we do that. ❞
❝ let me know if the ropes are too tight, okay? ❞
❝ i think i’m ready. if you are too, i wanna have sex. ❞
❝ listen, i’ve wanted to get you in bed since you first smiled at me. but we don’t have to do this unless you’re sure. ❞
❝ i’m ready, but we should set some ground rules first. ❞
❝ can you use your mouth again? i really liked that. ❞
❝ do you like how this feels? ❞
❝ yes, i like this. can you just— please keep doing that. ❞
❝ i don’t want to be touched this time, i just want to focus on you right now. ❞
❝ i prefer to do the giving if that’s okay? ❞
❝ i like receiving but, if you want me to do something i will. i want you to feel good too. ❞
❝ you can go harder. i’m okay, i want you to. ❞
❝ i don’t want to have to think or have control. just, do what you want with me. if something is too much i’ll let you know. trust me. ❞
❝ do you need me to slow down? ❞
❝ what can i do to make you more comfortable? ❞
❝ i know this is really vulnerable for you, so we can take this as slow as you need. you’re in control here okay? ❞
❝ can you just kiss me for a little bit first? ❞
Send “reprogrammed” for a starter where my muse has amnesia and has been tricked into thinking that they work for the villain(s).
put 😈 💭 in my ask and my muse will admit one dirty thought they’ve had about yours.
