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#promo #go follow this amazing person x3

"It's been a privilege knowing you."

"You really think so?"

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(drusgdealingbabe) ❝I would like to stress that I think this is truly fuckin’ stupid.❞

"Coming from you recently that seems rich. Let’s just get this done so we can get out of here."

#drugsdealingbabe #bloggingbehindbars

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ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ (sᴏᴍᴇ ɴsғᴡ).

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❝I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character… And mystery.❞

❝You’re slutty, not easy. There’s a difference, semantically.❞

❝Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.❞

❝I’m all about giving. I’m like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.❞

❝Seriously, enough clitorference.❞

❝If grateful paid the bills, we’d all be fuckin’ Bill Gates!❞

❝I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.❞

❝The system’s fucked.❞

❝Do not defend your boner to me right now!❞

❝This one got away, but I swear to you I will die before I see that happen again. I will keep you safe.❞

❝I’m feeling some sapphic vibes comin’ off you.❞

❝Why did you take us to a gay bath house?❞

❝You know I can promise you that I’ve never been saner than I am right now.❞

❝I have mastered the art of shutting people off.❞

❝I made her come vaginally. Do you even know how hard that is to do? My point is…I don’t even know what my point is anymore.❞

❝You live on a slippery slope, kid, but for some reason you keep doing rain dances. Good luck.❞

❝I think I’ve moved beyond stress to something more deeply disturbing.❞

❝I love you and I fucking hate you.❞

❝Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?❞

❝Lesbian request denied.❞

❝That’s what love is like it’s like coming home.❞

❝You got some fucked up priorities.❞

❝It’s not like I’m exactly overwhelmed with the possibilities.❞

❝Too hetero?❞

❝You’re supposed to be my family.❞

❝I always miss you until you’re here.❞

❝Don’t you fucking leave me.❞

❝Were you trying to pimp me out?❞

❝You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake does not make it taste good.❞

❝Oh, so here’s the thing no.❞

❝Adventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of self.❞

❝No, this is divine retribution.❞

❝Do not project your conscience onto me.❞

❝I will fuck you. Literally.❞

❝I heart you.❞

❝You don’t just turn gay, you fall somewhere on a spectrum, like a Kinsey scale.❞

❝I would like to stress that I think this is truly fuckin’ stupid.❞

#meme

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But it’s not so bad You’re only the best I ever had You don’t want me back You’re just the best I ever had

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So you stole my world Now I’m just a phony Remembering the girl Leaves me down and lonely

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Send it in a letter Make yourself feel better

#{ vausman }#{ viper }#bloggingbehindbars #brokenglassesandtattoos

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18 Pictures That Prove Technology is Far From Perfect

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I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 2 MINUTES AT THAT PICTURE OF NICHOLAS CAGE

I SOUND LIKE I’M DYING

I HAVE TEARS POURING DOWN MY RED AND OXYGEN-DEPRIVED FACE

#i cant pick a favorite omg #the child one though #likes

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WHY I HAVE NOT BEEN ONLINE RECENTLY

a story by: me

I recently got hired at a new job (that I absolutely love!) and have been working graveyard shifts there the past few nights. So far I have had yesterday and today off. Which is why replies have been stalled here recently.

Now, with this being said I also went to another interview the other day for a job that has full time hours (40+ hours a week), pays almost 1.50 more an hour, benefits, and is basically doing the same thing and it looks good.

If my drug test comes through all good (which only wouldn’t because of how I was on strong codeine when my tooth was taken this past month) then I will more than likely start immediately. I NEED this job, like for real. I have bills and junk out to ying yang. But anyways, although replies may be slower, I am not ignoring anybody. I am just placing my priorities in order with real life coming first to help support my family.

I AM NOT GONE! (I love you guys way too much on allll of my accounts) and will try being on every night still, if not, every other night. My off days I will probably sleep in a bit (to be honest) then get on here for as long as I can.

Thank you all for standing by me through this. I LOVE YOU ALL! & Wish me luck with the job i may be getting c: xx Frances mun

#{out of bars}

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Light green hues ran over the face that had come to love seeing each and everyday lying beside her or underneath her for that matter. Alex had never had luck on her side, but the night she had met Piper, it seemed as if luck decided to give her break for once. A shiver danced down her spine when she felt her girlfriends nails running down her back whilst she returned the deepening kiss. “Not as beautiful as you, Pipes—-” she breathed out before kissing a path down the blondes neck. Alex loved nothing more than worshiping her girlfriends body like it was her own personal chapel.

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Piper loved Alex more than she had ever loved anybody before. She had never felt a connection so deep as what she had with the woman laying on top of her. Leaning up she pressed a kiss to her lips before she felt her beautiful girlfriend's lips begin to travel down her neck. God did she love that. Like, really fucking love it. She wanted nothing more than to show the woman on top of her how she could be loved unconditionally and that her feelings were true. Sure, she knew that Alex had a checkered past but none of that mattered to Piper. All that mattered was having her Alex in her arms like she did right now. Trailing her hands down she playfully gripped Alex's ass in a soft way before trailing her fingernails back up along her spine. "Nope---nobody can beat how beautiful that you are, babe. I will never grow tired of having you right here with me..." Piper arched her neck to allow Alex easier access and closed her eyes as her body began working in the way that she knew Alex loved.

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