King Dork

MY NAME IS SPELLED REALLY WEIRD ITS JAIMZ AND I SCARE PEOPLE A LOT MOSTLY BETH THOUGH I PLAY CELLO THATS COOL RIGHT BEHOLD THE CELLO THE SUPERIOR INSTRUMENT OF STRINGS ALSO HOMESTUCK VOICE ACTING YEAH

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[lovemelongtim-e-deactivated2016]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS HAHAAH

[junjouprince]

love makes ya *strikes a pose* foolish

[ieatllamas]

Sink, stair, and pool fandoms, let me introduce you to the bed fandom.

[captainlordauditor]

i want all of these

[theownerofthetruestcock-deactiv]

the person on the millennium falcon is literally like welcome to my fuck-dungeon 

[werewolfmars]

i dont understand why people are like “omg this sucks i got socks for christmas” wHY THE WOULDNT YOU WANT LIL SOCK SOCKS FOR YOU FEETSIES THEY ARE THE BEST THING THEY COME IN COLORS AND PATTERNS WITH LIL CHRISTMAS JINGLE HTINGSS AND WARM YOUR ITSY BITSY TOES AND THEY ARE LIKE TINY SWEATERS FOR YOU FEET  I LOVE SOCKS

[kyojin-chan-deactivated20160409]

are you dumbledore

[longscarydream]

[bruce-greenwood]

parents gone for the night

you know what that means

*lets in stray cats*

party time

[sadspockpanda]

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

Anyway in my expeditions tonight I’ve discovered the XTube Channel of StuntTiger, a dude who seemingly exclusively makes videos of himself falling into, what are these, stunt cushions? And then masturbating, in various fursuits. What an amazingly expensive, specific fetish. A hobby? I’m fascinated by this idea that he owns all this equipment for purely erotic purposes, that he doesn’t have any larger interest in stunts beyond it. Or is it more interesting to consider that in his “worksafe” life, he is a stuntman, and that at some point his occupation became his sexuality? Maybe it drove him into this field of work in the first place. I don’t know and I don’t really want to at this point, because there’s so much more to be said in the margins of inscrutability than whatever the plain truth is.

[inscendo]

I’m giving away TWO shiny Sylveons because I have three and I’m only wanting to keep one. They’re both renamable, modest with the hidden ability Pixilate. Reblog this if you want a chance to get one of them :) I’ll be picking two people over the weekend. If you wanna drop a line in my ask box as to why you want one of these little guys, go for it :D

[inscendo]

UPDATE: I now have FIVE shiny Sylveons (I need to stop hatching Eevees) so I will give FOUR away. This increases everyone’s chances. They’re all male, modest nature, Pixilate ability with Wish as an egg move. Reblog this second post to spread the word!

[gayblowjob]

i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep

[teeenage-circus-blog]

[selsessed]

I have been waiting a whole year to reblog this.

[jennstarkid]

If you are even a small part of the BBC Sherlock fandom reblog this now

everything will be explained later

[deathtrapnest]

i’m reblogging this because the sherlock fandom is terrifying and I’m scared that if I don’t reblog this one day I’m just going to be killed in my sleep when they rid the world of all non-believers or something and that’s what they meant by “everything will be explained later”

[wrongriordamhisnewblogisriordam]

Not going to lie that’s why I’m reblogging this too

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

SWORDVAN

[hastunemiku-deactivated20131210]

[joebagofdoughnuts]

Magnetic Cushions Let You Easily Build a Structurally Sound Pillow Fort

The Future is Now!

[mschaos]

I think many people I know need to own these

[leeshajoy]

I need to invent a time machine and send this back to my seven-year-old self.

[rasenth-moved-deactivated201610]

[ask-typhlosion]

Gasps…*Poofs up* Defense Mechanism. Fear thee fluff.

[nofaddano-deactivated20150903]

[yungryuzaki-deactivated20140109]

I’m mad about this cause they didn’t have to but they did

[failnation]

[morbidbunny13-deactivated201706]

EXPLAIN PLEASE

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

Rudolph the red nose reindeer, you’ll “go down in history”

[dannysexbomb-deactivated2020091]

ARE YOU FUVKING KIDDING ME IVE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS FOR LIKE 2 YEARS AND NOW I GET IT JUST NOW I GET A JOKE THAT WAS SO SIMPLE AND IN THE FUVKIN CONTEXT. IT WAS IN. THE. CONTEXT. FUCK THIS JOKE. FUCK THIS SEASON. SCREW YOU RUDOLPH GET YOUR GOD DAMN GRADE UP