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twitterlols

i would cry if someone did this for me 😍💯

sometimesoverwhelming

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

neurotoxinsonline

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

skeletim

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

dimetrodone

The lemlom

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theplanlaugh

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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rogue-or-ranger

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bigeisamazing

belllaaa-xo

My brothers are funnier than I care to admit

babyanimalpic

thetinylightsbelow

this just changed my entire attitude

insomnevida

wow same

cosmic-noir

I thought I was having a bad day until I saw this.

artistickacchi

Put this puppy in office.

sourcedumal

This puppy for president.

sznofthwtch666

I swear this partially cured my hangover

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homerically

i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this

blackgirlsreverything

petals42

guys, google docs really is astounding. it just put a red squiggly line under the word ‘back’ because the next two words were ‘of dicks’ and it knew i meant ‘bag.’

yes, thank you google docs. i did mean BAG of dicks.

what a great program.