Tina-Marie

29 • NY 🔁 SATX • ♾🌻 those are my brothers in that beard meme

[belllaaa-xo]

My brothers are funnier than I care to admit

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

This is a headline on an actual news website.

[babsthekid]

These Beach Boys lyrics are different than i remember

[belllaaa-xo]

[30-minute-memes]

[belllaaa-xo]

You don’t know everything and I’m too scared to tell you but i guess it doesn’t matter cause it still won’t change a thing.

[belllaaa-xo]

Can’t change it. I’ll love you forever.

[belllaaa-xo]

I remember how it felt to see your conversations with her.

More than anything else I want to love you. But I can’t forget how it felt. I chose you for years. You don’t get to choose me now that it’s convenient for you.

[whiskandwhittle]

Source IG @myinterior

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[productofcalifornia]

[belllaaa-xo]

Happy birthday honey. I miss you.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

millennials: you can’t get a job by just walking in and handing in your resume anymore

people over 40:

[paper-mario-wiki]

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

[1940sbusinessbeaver-deactivated]

Now you’ve thrown them off their rhythm

[belllaaa-xo]

I think about you all the time, I see you in my dreams.

[this-onegoes]

- Blythe Baird

[aw-hawkeye-no]

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

[belllaaa-xo]

I miss you and some days I wish you’d come home but I know it’s best if you don’t.

[bitchycode]

January was a tough year but we made it