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24 F subby switch. Federal Officer.

[yourmindisgone]

It's always hilarious to me when a person with "Men DNI" in their blog still like and interact with my posts. I am not complaining nor have any qualms about it at all On the contrary But just know if you choose to indulge and focus on my words and follow along for a moment, opening up your mind happily, as you sink softly and sweetly down into a dreamy docile state where your dazed mind is fixated, and as your mind is fucked by pretty hypnotic words, words that make your head fuzzy, irresistable words that feel as though they are rubbing at your pussy brain Making your mind leaky and drooly, words that force you down into deep bliss where your eyes roll and your will completely pops into pink confetti, that those words are that of a Man who enjoys controlling, and conditioning stupid toys to be the best dolls they can be and that in a deep and irresistable way I already am interacting with you whether you realize it or not... Because you're sitting here following along to my words with your mouth parted, listening attentively without realizing that your throbbing brain that pulsates just like a pussy is interacting deeply with my words; as they fill you up completely with bliss. And you're going to like and even reblog this because at the end of the day you listen to your clit, and it seemed to be buzzing with obedient bliss at my words, right toy?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

I don't fw anything anymore...

[blondeairhead]

@Da$Zula

[monster1994]

please dont forget that its never too late to lez out

[thememedaddy]

[blondeairhead]

yyyyyyyyup

[fucxingcuties]

[blondeairhead]

@real-evil-genius babes we need more flower from the store

[ergoargo]

If you showed this to a Deltarune fan before chapter 5, I think they would have a seizure

[thememedaddy]

[blondeairhead]

literally if i were mlm and not wlw working for the illuminati

[canadianabroadvery]

our solar systems traveling in space

[blondeairhead]

if i told anyone this is how my brain envisioned a timeline now you understand more @real-evil-genius @erika7267

[mulchmouth]

Im going to hold your hand when I say this. It is not realistic to expect yourself or your family to be able to survive solely off of food you have foraged or grown in a garden. People with more knowledge and experience have tried and failed. What do you think happened to all of those communes in the 60s? Most of them failed. Famine and malnutrition have been constant companions to humanity until industrialized farming and food supply lines came along.

It feels like a uniquely American capitalist take to assume these traditions will make you completely self sufficient. You need a lot of people, a lot of time, a lot of knowledge across a lot of subjects, and a lot of luck to provide for everyone's nutritional needs.

So should you even bother trying to be more self sufficient with your food? I argue yes. Foraging and gardening are fun and will teach you so much about many things. They are deeply rewarding activities that can supplement your diet. There are herbs I haven't bought in years because I grow my own. There are dishes I can only make with foraged ingredients because I can't get them in stores.

You may not have the power to do everything, but that doesn't mean your efforts are wasted. Getting 5% of your nutritional needs from food you have grown or foraged, even for a season, is a massive accomplishment.

[thememedaddy]

[blondeairhead]

i miss these concepts of what we wished the phone companies would give us like we deserve 😆😆

[thememedaddy]

[chewtoysqueaks]

dream blunt rotation is me and someone who gets me so high i can't stop them from taking advantage of me

[deer-death-and-dykes]

mechsplo has irreparably damaged the lexicon of trans girls everywhere like

"it's standard issue" you mean normal?

"eating my rations" those are honey nut cheerios

"I'm going to the commissary" you're at seven eleven

"taking my combat stims" that's fucking monster energy

"I'm on a recon mission" you are LITERALLY stalking your ex on twitter I stg

[sad-fire]

we realized pretty quickly that there was no reversing it. sure, you can bully her into talking, socializing, and generally behaving like a human being, but she still does that with a dead-eyed stare. she’s clearly miserable too: a week ago someone asked her what she wants for dinner and she looked like she was going to cry. (she didn’t. I think she was conditioned to hide her emotions, which is one of the more fucked up things they did to her, if you ask me).

a couple weeks in I decided that enough is enough. if this was allowed to continue, some idiot might decide to put her out of her misery. I beat up the first fucker who suggested that, but ever since I was constantly afraid I wouldn’t catch the next dumbass who gets the bright idea. don’t they all see she’s still alive, even if she changed forever?

so I went and bought her a dog collar and a bowl. at first she didn’t understand what was going on, but when I forced her on a leash and told her to shut up and listen, her face changed. you had to be there to see it. her eyes lit up, she looked up at me and practically drooled. I told her she’s now my tool to maul the imperial mechs. I told her she’s going to sleep at my feet, eat on the ground and follow my every order. she looked at me like I hung the stars in the sky.

it took them all some time to adjust, of course. I was accused of being just as bad as the Empire a couple times, and some rebels are still clearly uncomfortable with the idea. my reputation ensures they’re at least quiet about that, though, and that’ll have to do.

she’s now sitting near my feet at our campfire, her head resting on my lap while I pet her hair. she was a menace in the last battle, so I attached a little medal to her collar, so everyone knows she’s been a very good hound. she was on the moon when I told her that. some more open-minded comrades are feeding her treats, which she picks up with her mouth. life is good.

I loved her when she was my friend, and so I love her as my dog.

[sis-slop]

(Piloting a massive scary machine, freaking the fuck out): “umm. Miss Handler.. I don’t know if I can do this.. what if I mess up :(“

(My Sister sitting in the passenger seat of my car, Google Maps open, unamused, sighing): “sweetie I promise I will let you know when the turn comes up.”

(Suddenly drooling all over myself): “um handler I think the stimulants just hit..”

(My Sister, enraged) “tell me you did not take edibles before driving-“

(Sees some white dude in a truck) “ENEMY COMBATANTS!” (Swerves into the other lane)

[blondeairhead]

its not a story in VR military training simulator video games like SAO and shit. lightsword! stark wards! skwar tors!

[laracroft1996]

[straplovinglesbiandegenerate]

Making her high all the time. Watching her take hit after hit until she’s just a dumb kitty. The poor little thing doesn’t have thoughts, it’s too high to even form a coherent sentence!! Using her like a sex toy whenever I want, making her do anything I want. It’s not like she can say no, the precious little kitty won’t even remember it five minutes from now.