[butchtoks]

[kilamxnhoj]

Japan on film. by me.

[gamer-0-clock]

When the schemes are gay and sinister

[mrsterlingeverything]

Okay

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Went to Aldi today and there were three checkout counters open and all of them were staffed with people with identical body types and identical nose rings and identical short beards and identical manbuns

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

When I got in line there was one counter open and the line was huge so they opened a couple more while I waited so it was like copies of The Checkout Guy just kept coming out of the stockroom to duplicate his efforts

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

There was also an old woman in there, maybe 80 or 90 years old, and her phone went off and it was the Crazy Frog ringtone. Not the original ringtone. The song version.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#sims 4 ass life

[mlarayoukai]

age regression omorashi saw

[brucebocchi]

in 2014, i had an idea: i should kill people

[jame7t]

tumblr Mobile apparently has a new processing tab & it turns out I’ve been processing a video for five years

almost done I bet

[elliespectacular]

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

[jame7t]

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

[meanbuddhist]

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

[redstonedust]

you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[jarfieid]

I was watching someone else play the new rhythm heaven game and I became so entranced with this little thing that I had to make it into a gif

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[r0zeclawz]

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.