let me down

luke mainstremo

[blondedirk]

i'm luke and the fact that anyone can perceive me remains deeply unsettling 一mainstremo

[blondedirk]

ciao or whatever

[blondedirk]

birthday in italy? yeah actually sign me up. i'll be eating pasta like it's my full time job

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[serialkillerx777]

If my mouth won’t say it my face definitely will

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[legohwaseong]

[djglory]

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[blondedirk]

this is a bold statement but… good morning

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[chillbru]

there’s a nun in metallic eyeshadow lurking about, stay safe y’all

[blondedirk]

this is why i never get on the dash

[blondedirk]

anyway

[blondedirk]

@directfromdomingo count ur days 💪

[blondedirk]

anyway

[blondedirk]

okay so i disappear for like four business days and apparently the entire world has moved on without me because i’m now approximately seventeen episodes behind on love island. everyone keeps posting screenshots with zero context. i’ve accidentally learned three spoilers against my will. don’t tell me what happened yet i'm choosing ignorance as a lifestyle

unfortunately for everyone trying to discuss villa politics with me, i opened tomodachi life for five minutes and now i’m emotionally invested in a completely different ecosystem. my island has already descended into chaos. there’s a friendship crisis every two seconds, someone sprinted across the island just to tell me they had a stomach ache, and i'm somehow spending actual time making tiny digital people happy and i fear this is a perfectly reasonable use of my life now. priorities have shifted. evolution is real

[blondedirk]

i need to talk