I Don’t Care ‘bout What You Got, I Want It All

🖤 :: She/her :: 26 F :: 🖤 ‼️MDNI‼️ Side Blog: @if-heaven-was-a-woman Backup Blog: @TheRealHousewifeOfHarryStyles

[heartbrokebrunette]

*when I have the day off of work*

[blondiepluspersonality]

have you ever been with a girl?

I have not, no.

I have fantasies about scissoring and making out with a girl, but mostly if a guy was there watching and jerking off to us 😏😈

[blondiepluspersonality]

what is your dream job?

To be a writer.

But I’d also just love to be a trad-wife who gets fucked like a slut every time my husband comes home from a long day of work.😍😌

[pernambucano-deactivated2026052]

[palpitacions]

[if-heaven-was-a-woman]

Pancakes and some nasty raw sex on the kitchen counter while I’m doing the dishes, please and thank you.

[blondiepluspersonality]

Do you eat ass?

Chat: “Do you eat ass?”

Jerma: “Of course I do!”

Same here, bruv

[if-heaven-was-a-woman]

Having a meltdown because I can’t decide whether I want your cum inside me, on my face, on my tits, or in my mouth😩

[if-heaven-was-a-woman]

I’m not on birth control so if we fuck, you better have that $50 for Plan B cuz you’re filling me with that cum goddamnit😣

[if-heaven-was-a-woman]

If you’ll just give a title like “Mommy” to anyone just because they talk a little game, then you’re way too trusting.

A dom should earn that title. Whether it’s “Daddy” or “Sir” or “Mommy” or “Mistress”, it doesn’t matter—a dom doesn’t command or force that title, they earn it.

Just saying.

[if-heaven-was-a-woman]

Happy 4th! Feel free to give your favorite American girl(me) a creampie to celebrate!🇺🇸🙏

[if-heaven-was-a-woman]

Wearing a sundress to the neighborhood barbecue. Oh no, I hope the wind doesn’t blow my skirt up and reveal my pantyless ass and pussy to the whole block. Oh no, I hope the hot neighbor boy doesn’t tug me behind the house and force my hand down his pants. Oh no, I hope I don’t get gang-raped by all the hot, sexually-frustrated dilfs at the park when I walk home tonight. Oh no, I hope I don’t get my virgin ass fucked while the fireworks cover up my screams. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh nooooo…

[if-heaven-was-a-woman]

The 4th of July except the fireworks are actually the claps of my ass against your hips as you fuck the pride out of me because I’m just a dumb American slut who’d do anything to have a British dick in her mouth.

[if-heaven-was-a-woman]

Happy Independence Day.

Fuck being independent—I want to be financially and emotionally dependent on a big strong man with an accent who’s obsessed with me and who’d cry just for one pump inside my tight pussy.

Happy 4th, though.

[blondiepluspersonality]

Ask me anything!

I’m bored at work

Anons welcome💕

[boyd-stevens]

And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing a woman… then I don’t even know.

BARBIE (2023) — dir. Greta Gerwig

[if-heaven-was-a-woman]

Always doing the most to make everyone else happy and comfortable and pleased and satisfied just so I can get a smidge of attention or affection or an affirmation or some sort of validation in return. My time and my love is worth more than that. I’m worth more than that. I deserve deep conversations and flavorful replies. I deserve friendship and adoration first, not intense sexual interest with half-assed emotional interest on the side. I’m a beautiful soul, not just a beautiful body and face to request photos of.

I’m only missed because I give all of me whilst everyone else barely has to do anything to receive me. I don’t mean to hurt any feelings but when have mine ever mattered anyway? I’m just so tired of being too much yet never enough for any of you. Always want more, yet if I reveal pieces of my true self? Get excited or happy or start babbling? No one wants to hear it. No one wants any of that. Y’all only want the parts of me that fit comfortably and conveniently into your lives. Anything more? You’ll go offline.

Fine.

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