Blondie

Brittany Pierce, 17, maybe a little bit stupid, even though I'm never gonna admit that. You may know me as 'the dumb blonde', but that's not true. I like ponies, and my absolute favorite tv-show is MLP:fim. I love every single character in that and I'm totally gonna visit them in Equestria someday. But hey, if you want a hot make out session, someone to get drunk with or just someone to eat ice cream with and talk gossip, I'm here! You probably have my number already, and if you don't, well, someone wrote it in the school's bathroom wall. You can call me anytime! xoxo, Britt

[slamdunkhunter-blog]

That is true. Such majestic creatures. Oh. It’s another male cat I see. He wouldn’t feel a thing, you know that right? 

[blondiespierce-blog]

I totally agree with you! Cats are amazing. Yep. I’m pretty sure Tubbs is a bilingual. Like I am. Are you sure? Because neutering sounds violent and painful.

[hiddenhillsads]

It means you’re hot. And I don’t care about the cat test, so I’m not even sure why I asked.

[blondiespierce-blog]

And it’s a good thing that I’m hot, right? I’m just asking because you’re pretty much confusing me. 

[abottleofjohnny]

Yeah. Surprisingly I’m talking about that kind of pussy. You don’t know it until you try it. 

[blondiespierce-blog]

I’m scared that Tubbs would cut me if I tried to shave him. And I don’t want that. People would start asking strange questions. 

[bethbydesign-deactivated2017092]

[ PM ]: Bias. As in a favorite member? You could also upload a video to YouTube and prove to everyone that you’re much more talented than she who shall remain nameless.

[blondiespierce-blog]

PM: I don ‘t have a Bias yet! Maybe I should get one. How do you get those? That’s a good idea! Thanks!

[bookwormlottie-blog]

I think that’s a wonderful idea. If he is the prince then his reaction will definitely be interesting. I doubt you can get him to meet Chip, Mrs Potts and Lumiere.

[blondiespierce-blog]

It is! I’m gonna watch it with him tonight! I even bought us popcorn and juice boxes! I could take him to Disney someday! 

[meowwilde-blog]

FTF || britty ♥

Kitty was pretty excited to be going to Brittany. Mostly because she hadn’t really tried anything with Brittany yet - regarding her best kept secret, the fact that she really wasn’t a religious little virgin at all. She also wasn’t sure whether it was the best thing to try and get Brittany to be quiet about though. She was adorable, but Kitty wasn’t sure if she could trust her to keep a sercret quite yet. This day was to try and find out whether Brittany was fun - sex, drugs or alcohol - material or whether she would simply be a regular friend. She quickly made her way to Brittany’s house and once she was at the door, she called.

@blondiespierce

[blondiespierce-blog]

Brittany was sitting on her living room's floor, watching As Seen On TV from TV with her cat. Brittany had always liked watching those commercials, and sometimes she had even ordered things like the Kitty Shack and Miracle Socks. She never even tried those socks on, but they sounded so great on TV, so she had to order them. Lord Tubbington looked like he could fall asleep at the moment, but Brittany didn't care, and she pet her cat absently. They showed some kind of waist trainer on the TV, and Brittany sighed. She didn't think she would need any of those, because she was in almost perfect shape, thanks to cheerleading and dancing. It took Brittany twenty seconds to realize that her phone rang, and when she saw Kitty's name on the screen, Brittany stood up and ran to the door. ”Hey, Kitty!” she said smiling when she opened the door for her friend.

[hiddenhillsads]

Okay, so I’ve got two questions for you. How does a girl like you not have a better social life? And what in the hell is a cat test?

[blondiespierce-blog]

A girl like me? What does that even mean? Cat test is a quiz on Buzzfeeds youtube account. It was pretty great. 

[detectivetanalopez-blog]

How adorable, my tar black heart almost became normal again. I don’t need more friends dearie. The only thing I need is a cigarette pack, my parents to die already so I can get all their money, and a warm body who will please me whenever I want. But fine, since you’re not like most people I have to deal with constantly in my life I’ll let you be my friend. You’ve got that right. I’m very scary when I’m angry. I spend my Christmas at some fancy party in Los Angeles. It’s not that fun - I’d rather watch old movies than deal with that. No, I’ve never had a sleepover and I never plan on having one. I was never the type of girl that was into that shit. Don’t ever go to one for my sake.

[blondiespierce-blog]

I actually think it would be impossible to have a black heart. That sounds kinda lonely. Lonely is never good, you know? No one should be lonely. Or maybe like actually bad people should. Maybe, I’m not sure. And you’re not that bad person, actually, I don’t think you’re a bad person at all. Yay! Now, because we’re friends, I think we should get some ice cream some day. I don’t want you to get angry at me. Wow. I’m usually at home and baking and eating and doing snowmen and stuff like that. Why is that? Sleepovers are the best! I won’t probably even get invited to one, so don’t worry.

[slamdunkhunter-blog]

Only if they involve cats. And you’re okay with that? Or is he neutered?

[blondiespierce-blog]

Anything that involves cats is addicting. Sure. If my cat’s gay then he can be gay. I have nothing against gays. I don’t think he’s neutered, neutering sounds too violent for Tubbs.

[abottleofjohnny]

Go cold turkey and do something else. Shave your pussy, make it look like another animal. 

[blondiespierce-blog]

Are you talking about Tubbs..? I hope you are. I’m not sure if Tubbs would like it if I would shave him. 

[bookwormlottie-blog]

That sounds like a plausible explanation. It’s did turn out to be a bestselling story, so Walt Disney was wise to change some things. Otherwise you could have sued for copyright.

[blondiespierce-blog]

That’s true. I think I should watch Beauty and the Beast with Tubbs and see if he reacts to it somehow. Or maybe I should somehow get him to meet someone from the movie. 

[slamdunkhunter-blog]

I might have did the same. How’s Lord Tubbington by the way? 

[blondiespierce-blog]

Buzzfeed is really addicting for sure. Tubbs is fine, I’m starting to think that he’s dating my neighbour’s cat because they hang out together pretty often. 

[bethbydesign-deactivated2017092]

[ PM ]: That’s two compliments in a row, you must have a thing for them. Have you chosen a bias yet? Oh. I’m not entirely sure since I’ve never looked into it, but if that’s something you’d be interested in doing. Knock yourself out.

[blondiespierce-blog]

PM: Maybe? I should totally google them. Bias? What’s that? Yeah, I like dancing, so it would totally be fun to learn something new!

[rebelrockersebastian]

Well, get the fuck over here then.

[blondiespierce-blog]

I’m on my way!

[abottleofjohnny]

You could actually actively choose to do something else, Pierce.

[blondiespierce-blog]

I think I might be addicted to Buzzfeed-videos. It’s not that easy to stop watching them.

[slamdunkhunter-blog]

And what was your result?

[blondiespierce-blog]

I can’t remember anymore. I actually just watched the cats and did not focus on the test that much.

[smokinmarleyjanearchived-blog]

Unless you’re down for smoking up or getting drunk off your ass, I don’t think I’ve got anything for you, baby doll.

[blondiespierce-blog]

Getting drunk is always a good option. And I have this baby doll and her name is Anna and she’s a baby born. She’s probably a daughter of Will Smith because she’s black.