Never leave me, Gavin

She/They absolute shit sandwich of a blog there is no theme just me pissing in to the void

[crocanti]

[geopsych]

Sunrise sparkle, early August 2018

[mint-swirl]

straight up i haven’t been looking for a new job i’ve just been blowing each and every unemployment check on balloons to tie to people’s chihuahuas to make them float away never to be seen again

[leavingaway]

[emotionallydevastatedandverygay]

look, you're very cool, and you wear leather, okay? so maybe you won't understand this. but everyone is worried, all of the time, whether they're interesting, or adventurous enough for you. and that BIZARRE little man over there likes you very much. and you like him. and if you can't get over yourself long enough to realize that, you're gonna end up another leather-clad, middle-aged sad sack dying in a puddle of his own piss!!!

[hotchnerbau]

underrated criminal minds duo

[questions-about-blorbos]

If your first Blorbo and your current Blorbo fought, who would win?

My first Blorbo would win

My current Blorbo would win

My first Blorbo and my current Blorbo are the same character

Voting ended onAug 7

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[slowspinningredemption]

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

[spinostarz]

i really like that pictures of anteaters swimming look like someone tried to recreate the loch ness monster on a budget like

[feralpodcastlistener]

THE CHARACTER *rips hair out* AGHHHHHHHHH THE CHARACTER *blasts music* THE FUCKING CHARACTER AUGHHHAUABHHHBBHBHHHHHH *explodes*

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[this-is-meaning-of-life-stuff]

[spacewonder19]

Orion Nebula in infrared

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 21

[syntheticorange]

#nope no almost 160yo friends

[elfwreck]

I'm pretty sure earth doesn't have people 4x my age or more. I don't think I currently have any friends 1/4 my age; I stopped going to the community events where I met young people during COVID and those events haven't started up again.

[megpie71]

If there are people four times my age living on this planet, they've probably made a bargain with some supernatural entity or other. Given this truth, if any of my friends are in that set of people, they almost certainly don't want me to know about it.

[yellow-cat]

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)