[hjjhtyhthfrthgfhnfgb-deactivate]

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[chibassy]

100% NOT creepy doll you can trust

[morickyyy]

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[egberts]

blast my stupid baja life

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[random-jot]

[geosie]

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[langernameohnebedeutung]

The german dilemma that is finding out your non-german friend's birthday is in a few days. can't congratulate early because You Don't Do That. can't not congratulate because it's rude.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

"-and you know, my birthday is in a few days."

I thank you for this neutral piece of net information. Expect to hear back from me in several business days.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

We are just never gonna beat these allegations are we

[snowing-ash]

I in fact started this when episode 22 came out, but then gave up, and I found it back in my drafts a couple days ago and went "oh shit I should finish this-" so here you go

[streetlight-spam]

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

[streetlight-spam]

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

[streetlight-spam]

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

[streetlight-spam]

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

[streetlight-spam]

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

[sabertoothwalrus]

pros of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day: feeling the sun, getting vitamin d, hearing birds chirping, watching the bees and the lizards and the squirrels

cons of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day:

MY NAPKINS

[weirdgirlvampire]

again and again and again and again

[fishgummy]

pull up his shirt play with his

[wizardmons-moved]

[fishgummy]

you get it sid

[wizardmons-moved]

[fishgummy]

sid where did you get this