Picking strawberries with a beautiful girl and I’m not even smiling I’m just picking the most strategic berries so we can leave and I can go answer emails
Stranger Things
No title available
Sade Olutola

Kiana Khansmith
trying on a metaphor
RMH

JVL

gracie abrams
tumblr dot com

ellievsbear
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Keni
Xuebing Du
wallacepolsom

titsay
official daine visual archive
The Stonewall Inn
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Andulka
Today's Document

seen from Greece

seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from Brazil
seen from Spain

seen from Japan
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Sweden
seen from United States
seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Germany

seen from Italy
seen from Vietnam

seen from United States
@ticksan
Picking strawberries with a beautiful girl and I’m not even smiling I’m just picking the most strategic berries so we can leave and I can go answer emails
A triggered lightning strike at the Camp Blanding facility, International Center for Lightning Research and Testing—ICLRT
Lots of drama in our household
this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap
are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SAD ABOUT?
ngl this is shocking enough it took me a few seconds to be sure I was parsing it correctly.
rich people should not be allowed to access, collect, modify or wear ancient artifacts as fashion statements. they're historical pieces that belong in public domains & should remain accessible to everyone. this especially applies to colonial artifacts & jewellery. end of discussion.
ill be real the "poly people are uglyyy" thing just feels like cope? like theyre in a polycule. they have directly proven that multiple people find them hot enough to want to be in a relationship, often sexual, with. you have what? one single Monogamous Jessica, and you're terrified she'll leave you as soon as she sees a rooster with bigger tail feathers?
we have a winner folks, @some-stars got it in one
[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool
one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse
austin walker always has the best taste in ships. “i think i kind of ship gandalf and pippin” <- real as FUCK
Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms
i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.
It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.
posting is exactly like beowulf
How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton
I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?