Church

{PKM IRL Blog, Blanket unreality warning}

[bloodgulchdreams]

>{Hey “Rotomblr.”}

>{My names Church and I’m a…. well I’m Not a trainer. Or much else, He’ll I’m not even sure if I’m human at this point! I woke up here in Unova after I uh, did something kinda stupid but it was cool, so i don’t really care. So.. I’m here now! You all get to bask in how amazing I am. I’m currently trying to get a proper ID and shit, sense I Don’t actually legally exist here. Which sucks, but I can hack shit. So I’m good. }

>{I have a sobble, who I need to name. That’s about it.}

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{OOC}

Hi, Moon again. Church RVB what are you doing in my Pokémon Roleplay? That’s a joke, Chruch gets eeby deebied to Unova after the final season(s) where he deletes himself, poor guy, let him die. Y’all know the deal,

No NSFW, Magic anons on, Peliper mail on, everything is on really. All interactions welcome.

{}

[bloodgulchdreams]

> { Alder is trying to get me to call him uncle. }

> { …..he reminds me of my old CO sometimes }

[bloodgulchdreams]

https://www.tumblr.com/ultra-mega-rotomblr-blog/791075876096868352?source=share

… no one told you?

> {What the fuck.}

> {No, No one told me! What the fuck? Time travel? What kind of half baked plot shit is this?}

[bloodgulchdreams]

are you blocked?

> {No, I don’t think so, kid would have no reason to block me anyways. Unless I somehow managed to fuck it up without noticing.}

[bloodgulchdreams]

> {has anyone managed to contact penny? I can’t seem to get through.}

[bloodgulchdreams]

> {And than they all went away because fuck me and my life cant have fucking shit in Unova}

[battlingbuneary]

Eyyyy guess who won! And guess who’s in the mother fucking papers!

That’s right! Me bitches!

[bloodgulchdreams]

> {They’re back, really back.}

> {I hate to admit it but…}

> {I did miss them a bit.}

> {I’m… It’s loud again.}

> {But we’re together and they don’t blame me for leaving.}

{IMAGE ID: a photo of the Sim troopers all together, sans armour.}

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

My team are ba-Here. With me, I don’t know if I want to curse you, we’ll mostly curse you.

@bloodgluchdreams

Thank you, sweetie! That’s very courteous of you! ✨

I hope you’re enjoying having your friends back 💖 It’s nice to hear from the people truly appreciating this opportunity.

[bloodgulchdreams]

>{It’s loud.}

HI MS ZEE IM REAL NOW 💙

> {how are you on my blog caboose}

THE NOT SIMMONS GAVE US PHONES💙

>}….motherfucker.}

[bloodgulchdreams]

>{I wake up.}

>{the sky is weird}

>{I jokingly make a wish.}

>{It’s granted.}

[bloodgulchdreams]

> {Are there any other artificial beings on this site?}

> {and I mean actual artificial beings…}

> {You know who you are.}

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

“My darlings, I’ve brought you a wonderful gift. Isn’t there something you’ve always wanted? It’s yours now. All you have to do is wish for it.”

(Arc info below)

Zee has discovered Jirachi, and with the power of the Millennium Comet to fuel it she has made her wishes.

However, this Jirachi is in the midst of a nightmare, and in its sleepwalking state its power is spilling out uncontrolled.

A strange, permanent dark blue sky with colorful stars is bleeding its way across the multiverse. If you would like to participate in Wishmade Sky, simply assume the Sky has reached your character’s location!

Under the blue Sky, your character can make a wish and it will come true. However, anything wished into physical existence is actually made of stardust, and by the end of the arc it will crumble back into dust. This includes pokemon and people!

The power of the wishmade sky has also lured down a fall of curious wild minior. Your character can meet and befriend them if you’d like!

Arc part ONE, “Wishmade Sky: Dreams and Effigies” will last from June 1 - June 10. Tag your posts for this segment #wishmade sky: dreams and effigies

For more information about the arc’s stakes, the upcoming plot prompts, and the link to the Discord server, see this post!

[bloodgulchdreams]

Unova is Wild because what do you mean I’m currently hiding (literally) in the walls while a bunch of people do a battle fashion show, what the fuck is that???? Also who the fuck wired this place my god it’s pathetic

[bloodgulchdreams]

Unova is Wild because what do you mean I’m currently hiding (literally) in the walls while a bunch of people do a battle fashion show, what the fuck is that???? Also who the fuck wired this place my god it’s pathetic

[bloodgulchdreams]

Sorry for the disappearance I’ve been forced to listen to musical theatre

[sleep-studies-and-pokemon]

Diana is actually a very sweet Pokemon, maybe not all Drowzee are like this but I never understood the hatred some have for them...look at her...a sleeping princess...

[bloodgulchdreams]

Don’t they like, eat memories and shit

[bloodgulchdreams]

Why are all of the people I know either cunts or insane. I can tolerate them but seriously, one normal person would be nice.