[bloodgutsandhonor-master]

The best Halloween costumes are what you wanted to be as a teenager. Complete with shitty bathroom selfie.

[bloodgutsandhonor-master]

Fuck Capitalism.

[bloodgutsandhonor-master]

H

[fakehistory]

Ant-man bathing in hot sauce for bonus damage (2019)

[benkinsky]

I hate that you don´t have to give extra content because everyone on the internet already knows what´s going on and why hot sauce would be considered “bonus damage”

[afronerdism]

In case any of you nerds wanted to know how the official Skyrim cookbook says to make Skooma.

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS.

@tylertheinnovator IT IS TIME

[afronerdism]

We’ve got the whole cookbook if anyone wants any other recipes

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

LAY ON ME YOUR TOP 3. ITS BOUGHT TO GET REAL FANTASY IN HERE THIS WEEK

[haruspis-deactivated20220412]

first black hole image reveals that the cosmos is also excited about halo coming to the pc

[valtsv]

tolkien + “due to personal reasons…”

bonus:

[tolkien-shitposting]

A dose of Noldorin sass.

[redteambestteam]

[thranduils]

things the tolkien biopic needs to include:

tolkien being such a bad driver edith refused to ride in the car with him driving

young tolkien and edith dropping sugar cubes on the heads of passerby from the second story of a tea room

tolkien and lewis going to a non-costume party dressed as polar bears

tolkien almost ending his friendship with lewis because he hated santa claus making an appearance in narnia so much

tolkien’s entire writing group except for lewis fucking hating his writing because of all the elves

literally everyone hating going for walks with tolkien because he would stop and stare at every tree he passed for like 20 minutes

tolkien owning a goblet with the black speech (that he made up) on it and refusing to drink out of it because it’s an “accursed language”

tolkien inventing the “one ring to rule them all” verse while in the bathtub and jumping out

tolkien dressing up as an anglo saxon warrior and chasing his neighbors down the street with an axe

tolkien entering the room shouting beowulf in old english at his students the first day of classes

tolkien convincing his class that leprechauns were real

tolkien stealing a city bus while attending oxford and taking his friends for a joy ride

tolkien being a savage replying to a letter from the nazis

tolkien hating the beatles with a passion and refusing to let them make a lotr movie

tolkien hating his crazy american fans and calling them his “deplorable cultus”

“jirt”

[wrappedinchocolateblanket]

@sindar-princeling as someone who lives and breathes lotr and adores jedediah rudofl ronald tolkien, what are your thoughts on his hatred for the beatles?

[sharingtoast-deactivated2021011]

[cybercrimer]

20gayteen may be coming to a close, but crafters.. who’s ready for 20mineteen

[cybercrimer]

20mineteen babey!!!!!

[j4ckme]

[mrclassyclass]

[fairycosmos]

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

[origingirl]

Always reblog

[ssironstrange]

finally someone said it

[deadpresidents]

2019 isn’t exactly off to a hot start in the questions department.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]