Stop it. Continue.

He/they. I dive from one obsession to the next. "understands Investiture" kind of fan.

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[joshpeck]

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

[comixextra]

[cottoncandylesbo]

the main dev of ULTRAKILL is livetweeting their reactions to jerma failing at their game fantastically and it's really, really fucking funny.

[ashley-royale]

I feel like it's important to note that they call him Amish here because earlier he got so mad during a hard boss fight that he went on a rant that "humans aren't meant to do this, they're meant to push logs in wheelbarrows"

[mollyjames]

"Good girl" is nice and all, but someone just told me "you serve me well" and I felt neurons fire I didn't even know I had

[mollyjames]

I mean... yeahhh...

[enne-theos]

you have to get worse. you have to be more fucked up. you can't let yourself be assimilated. you're an artifact of creation and you know yourself so well you shaped your form like glass to bend light. you gotta love how fucked up you and your friends are. there are so many of us and we can't wait to meet you. we're so glad you're here.

[nyancrimew]

i don't need to read marx, i've already read dilbert

[nyancrimew]

don't get mad at me,

[lordandgodoftheobvious]

As an anarchist, it is entirely plausible for you to say this sincerely.

[nyancrimew]

As a community, it is entirely plausible for you to think i said this sincerely.

[important-animal-images]

[nyaa]

デゴチ@degochiyakuri

[psshaw]

How do you say "game over for my life for real" in Japanese

[dorothylarouge]

[funfey]

You are not staying in the tags

[aropride]

i saw ppl dunking on this woman on here a while ago which is crazy bc regardless of ur thoughts on taylor swift skipping work is literally awesome

[aropride]

[therainbowgorilla]

Hiding your identity via blanket and putting on sunglasses so you can participate in an interview despite calling in sick to work is hilarious work good on her

[foone]

good lord there's a lot of vasectomy joke gifts that don't know the difference between a vasectomy and an orchiectomy.

orchi is removing of one or both testicles. a vasectomy cuts or seals the vas deferens so there's no sperm in your semen. You still have testicles, you still have testosterone, there's just no sperm in your ejaculate to make babbies with.

they're very different operations!

[queenanthai]

One might even say there's a vas deferens between the two

[tpwrtrmnky]

idk tumblr rap discourse, i think dismissing the political importance of the genre that successfully popularized the slogan "fuck the police" might be unwise

[pinketine]

There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time

[boybeetles]

[the-frightening-ghoul-jr]

You are the youngest ghoul ever

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[calebwittebane]

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[calebwittebane]

time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[the-frightening-ghoul-jr]

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[calebwittebane]

this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

[micromontage]

you only like this because the sum of your experiences and time alive predispositioned you to enjoying it

[galaxywarp]

picks you up and wiggles you around a lot and then puts you back down