Okay, Me and my friends from my schools board game club were playing D&D, I was at the table with all boys besides our DM (Witch had to play because one of the players was here brother) We had few characters at the time
Wood elf Druid lvl1 (NOT HERE)
Wood elf Wizard lvl2 (DEAD, ME)
We entered a cave that we discovered recently, we find several stuff there, our Dwarf asks us if we can go get the cart we had a few sessions ago from a quest.
Our Draconic Made me raise my hand, I went back with our human fighter, (Which was like our dwarf’s sidekick) He was not happy, I told him to stop complaining as we headed back to the shop we left our cart.
Meanwhile in the Cave, our two friends were just chilling in the cave, when they decided to look around, it involved a lot of trips and falls, until they found a boss room, there was a massive monster in it holding a human captive, the human was later reviled that he was an ally of the dwarf that made us go there in the first place.
But every so often, one of them would wipe out, then would wake up while the other was wiped out.
Later we returned with the cart, surprised by all the loot the had found, our dwarf opens one of the boxes, he finds a, well, (THIS WAS THE LAST SESSION WE DID BECAUSE OF THIS), We found a golden obelisk inn one of them, (MAKES SENSE RIGHT?)
Our dwarf was trying to figure out if he recognized what the thing was made of, just to be safe so it couldn’t be a trap, He fails his identifying roll, he doesn't know how to react, then he gets and epiphany, “Don’t worry guy’s it’s made of yellow!”
Then our draconic, (I don’t know how he got a natural 20 to do this) picks it up and shoves it in his pants.
I’m surprised by this and I said “I’m face palming myself, (And our DM hates me when it comes to this) makes me role a strength check, and I knock myself out while doing so,
IN CONCLUSION, NEVER LEAVE YOUR FIGHTER AND BARBARIAN ALONE FOR MORE THAN 30 MINUTES.