#jadeposting

[junie-tunes]

mmm..... a half pound house ground gurger...... 🤤🤤

[ifnotpleasure]

i think my goal is to fast every day of this year. i havent done any for awhile because i got stuck in an icky b!nge cycle so my goal is 12 hour minimum for the first month and then ill change it as i go. yesterday i went 13 1/2 hours. tomorrow my goal is 16 hours, im almost 2 hours into it already. i will b perfect

[avainillados]

i've seen like 5 out of my 6 barca oomfs talk about the alien abduction fic and at first i was like. i'm probably not gonna read it because i'm not really into fantasy and aliens yk

turns out the alien abduction fic is not about aliebs??? hellooo???

[potatoattorney]

something fascinating to me about how jade is the one who sets everything up for future events to go as predicted. like it's her responsibility to set everything in motion. she's the string holding the universe together. and maybe it would all go the same without her deliberate actions! but she doesn't know that so she's stuck in this role of having to interpret everything she sees on prospit and line it all up perfectly or else. hey 13 year old girl you may or may not have the ability to cause or prevent a time paradox. good luck!

[scrybe-of-death]

PURE UNADULTERATED AURAFARMING

[coffinkissez]

he’s forming his first thought

[nerodekker]

I’m at the scene where Perish rapes Jade from the bottom and I think it’s super underrated as a scene but also as a trope in general. Raping from the bottom is so hot like omgggg more of that please waiter.

It also cracks me up how Jade is just like well. It’s not horrible I guess. Like I still don’t want to do this but at least he isn’t RAPING ME raping me. Very silly thought process but honestly Jade is a rapeslut to begin with so it’s no wonder he shrugs it off so easily.

[bloodlesscecropia]

oh my gog a jadeblood that acts like every other jade blood.

hilarious. how funny. im actually giggling so hard rn

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