the frightened pervert

(MINORS DNI!!!) he/him, 21. submissive pervert and percussion fetishist

[bloodstained-bellbottoms]

little disclaimer: regardless of if you know me or not, if i didnt invite you to this blog, i dont feel comfortable with you following this blog. you can always dm me and ask if im ok with it! but please respect if i say no!

anyway, hiya! this is a sideblog where i can post and reblog horny stuff, or at least horny to me. i will be the first to admit that sometimes i share strange and atypical things about my personal tastes but its healthy to have an oulet. cuz of that, i respectfully ask that only people 18 and older follow this blog specifically! if youre a minor, please only stick to my main blog if you know it, thanks :)

if i reblog/post something that could be visually graphic, ill tag it with the words #blood, #gore, etc. i dont do this very often though! if you're a mutual/friend and need something specific tagged please lmk!

[vee-dmsr]

[foone]

things that are BDSM but aren't usually considered as such, because of the lack of sex:

catholicism

dentistry

bowling

cars (maybe)

[bloodstained-bellbottoms]

my "little shop of horrors gave me a decapitation fetish" tshirt has people asking me a lot of questions already answered by my tshirt

[beadyeyes]

After a while there's not much left to do with a guy besides cut off his arms and legs

[bloodstained-bellbottoms]

dangerous by depeche mode is my personal pervert song honestly. i remember hearing it for the first time like 2 ish years ago and going Uh Huh. silently adding it to my big playlist. and then listening to it 500 times in a week "when i am in yours arms know i will come to harm" YESSSS *STADIUM CHEERING*

[bloodstained-bellbottoms]

THIS WAS MY ONE THOUSANDTH POST ON THIS BLOG????

[bloodstained-bellbottoms]

dangerous by depeche mode is my personal pervert song honestly. i remember hearing it for the first time like 2 ish years ago and going Uh Huh. silently adding it to my big playlist. and then listening to it 500 times in a week "when i am in yours arms know i will come to harm" YESSSS *STADIUM CHEERING*

[bloodstained-bellbottoms]

i just remembered that when i saw the dental chair sex scene in novocaine for the first time i said to myself very quietly "oh no thats gonna be awful to sterilize" and i do think i meant it genuinely. i was also horribly flustered but for some reason that was what bubbled to the surface. maybe i am a Cleaning pervert too

[bloodstained-bellbottoms]

i think they should bring dentist barber hybrids back again so dentists are allowed to have sharp knives and the like *remembers that normal people dont talk like that* and also im normal

[orpheuslament]

we need to come up with a better term for bootlicking because i personally think licking someone's boots is a beautifully erotic & romantic gesture

[dykecinema]

[bloodstained-bellbottoms]

my issue is that i was chosen as "kill" in games of fuck marry kill every single time so i had to find a way to cope with it

[dogglegog]

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

[bobdylanyaoi]

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

[legojackmanz]

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

[bobdylanyaoi]

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

[bloodstained-bellbottoms]

its so hard to find like, media depicting actual hate sex thats just hate and nothing else. all this enemies to lovers shit is great until they stop wanting to kill each other and start becoming lovers. every fic with hate sex always ends with some stupid romantic-coded heart to heart. get out of my house man i want 2 or more people to hate each other so bad forever with nothing ever changing even after fucking 58 times or maybe more. the dynamic never evolves unless it gets more mean and violent. is that too much to ask.

[bloodstained-bellbottoms]

more representations for the people who bleed a lot for no reason. vampires would love me. which is why i wear turtle neck sweaters, to be a tease