AU where Persons A and B are roommates and A is a vampire and doesnât even hide it but B just thinks theyâre joking all the time.
âIs that wine? Can I have a sip?â
âItâs blood.â
âHaha, whatever you say.â
âWhere did you get these sweet fake fangs?â
âTheyâre real. Iâm a vampire.â
âSure you are, and Iâm Bigfoot.â
//I almost feel like this was written for me














