If I Were A Book I’d Be A “For Dummies” Manual

used to be called gabrielthetricksterarchangel (it was a dark time). she/they pronouns, and call me Sage

[sagesmokearts]

last night me and my friend were like haha what if they were age swapped

and then I was like 👁👄👁 what if they were age swapped

UPDATE BESTIES!! it has a fic now

[entryn17]

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

[entryn17]

[supermariomamafucker]

i am completely enraptured with this gif

[wolfbuns]

[defenestratedgibberish]

[meridianowl]

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[roach-works]

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

[sagesmokearts]

what if Izuku got turned into a snowman due to quirk shenanigans, and he went on a date with his boyfriends on Christmas Eve, and it was a scene from my Christmas tdbkdk fic...

[evalkyrie]

I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won't be identified as a threat because I'm making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it

[evalkyrie]

I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works

[curlsofsagesmoke]

For the tag game thing I’m curious about what “tdbkdk quirk bs” is! Sounds fun lol

Tdbkdk are in an established relationship and bakugou gets hit with a quirk that splits him into three versions of himself, each with a slightly different personality! Naturally there are shenanigans and h/c bc that’s my whole brand.

Will it get fully written and posted? Uhhh hopefully! It’s kinda intended to be in the same universe as my other tdbkdk quirk shenanigan fic

[only-tiktoks]

[grimeclown]

Happy pride to all the bears including my girlfriend who caught a trout with her bare hands today

[grimeclown]

[grimeclown]

Back off James shes mine

[funnytwittertweets]

[funny-tik-toks]

[nateworst]

He sounds exactly like Bob from Bob’s Burgers

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I was like "How can a video of a couple being excited about their Christmas decoration be almost forty seconds long?" And oh my.

[curlsofsagesmoke]

can I hear about king of fire pls ? <3

the long-awaited sequel to my spn frozen au! after the events of the first one things are going great, up until gabriel starts hearing a mysterious voice. next thing he knows, he, castiel, sam, and dean are trapped in an enchanted forest trying to solve a decades-old mystery and figure out the truth about castiel and gabriel's magic.

I literally promised to write this fic years ago ahahah...yikes my bad🫢 but I haven't forgotten about it!

[curlsofsagesmoke]

I don't usually do tag games but maybe this one will give me motivation to work on one of these goddamn WIPs. anyway, rules: list the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it.

I was tagged by @lord-kaira (ty!)

I've got too many WIPs to list but here's some of the most recent:

Who'll Catch Your Tears (If You Can't Catch Me)

king of fire

bnha time loop fic

like a face between your palms

the Hogwarts remix 2: electric boogaloo

tdbkdk quirk bs

thundercats au

tagging @cxlesstial bc I wanna see wtf they've got cookin up in their google docs

[lord-angelfish]

I can't find a post about this so here's me telling you that if you like debriel and/or sastiel you should go read this fic called Six Impossible Things - it's one of my absolute favorite fics that I've ever read, and every time I reread it it's just as amazing.

Rated Teen; M/M; No Archive Warnings apply; tagged Gabriel/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester, Castiel & Gabriel (Supernatural); Alice in Wonderland AU/crossover; by HeyAssbuttImBatman (aka @curlsofsagesmoke here); Complete work.

Basically it's just really really good and so entertaining and cute so you should go read it <3

Summary (copypasted from the ao3 work):

He hopes Sam is faring better than him, wherever he is. Sam is clever, much cleverer than Dean, and adaptable in the way that children often are. He should be fine. He’d better be fine.

You should worry about yourself at the moment, says some frightened little part of his brain. He’s been walking for a while now, long enough that his feet are beginning to ache and the back of his neck is beginning to sweat and he’s worried—really, truly worried—that he’ll never find his way out of here.

Which is of course when he runs into the first of the strange creatures who inhabit this place.

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Dean Winchester follows his younger brother down a rabbit hole and finds himself in Underland, a strange world filled with stranger people. Separated and lost, the brothers soon find themselves drawn into the political strife of two sister queens, a rebellion, and a prophecy which they just might be able to fulfill.

AKA That Supernatural Alice in Wonderland AU Nobody Asked For

[luulapants]

My dad and I once had a disagreement over him using the adage "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

I said, "That's just not true. Sometimes what doesn't kill you leaves you brittle and injured or traumatized."

He stopped and thought about that for a while. He came back later, and said, "It's like wood glue."

He pointed to my bookshelf, which he helped me salvage a while ago. He said, "Do you remember how I explained that, once we used the wood glue on them, the shelves would actually be stronger than they were before they broke?"

I did.

"But before we used the wood glue, those shelves were broken. They couldn't hold up shit. If you had put books on them, they would have collapsed. And that wood glue had to set awhile. If we put anything on them too early, they would have collapsed just the same as if we'd never fixed them at all. You've got to give these things time to set."

It sounded like a pretty good metaphor to me, but one thing I did pick up on was that whatever broke those shelves, that's not the thing that made them stronger. That just broke them. It was being fixed that made them stronger. It was the glue.

So my dad and I agreed, what doesn't kill you doesn't actually make you stronger, but healing does. And if you feel like healing hasn't made you stronger than you were before, you're probably not done healing. You've got to give these things time to set.

[kissyoulikealover]

girls 🗣 want 🗣 green 🗣 couches 🗣

[freshwater-pearl]

[dramatic-dolphin]

the thing is when people say a specific fanfic trope comes from supernatural they usually mean "it was invented by the supernatural fandom in a fanfic". on the other hand, when people say a specific fanfic trope comes from star trek, they mean "it was the plot of at least one star trek episode"