WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT

I'm Alexa and im 20 and I'm going to rip the pits. Was thepippening (briefly)

[kinghardy]

Tom Hardy on why he did CBeebies Bedtime Stories.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via teejus)

[ahvei]

in case y'all wanna follow these playlists

Heady bros

white dudes who look like they like rap

basic 20-30s

30+

quiet ppl

POC

fucking hipsters

WM early 20s

early 20s fem

there are many other gems on this dude’s account

[unrussledjimmys]

This is the guy

[cloudfreed]

lyft driver has WM 20s on until i try talking to him then he switches it to the gay bops playlist

[unfollowfriday]

women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent

[artgroupie]

have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny

[612l-deactivated20180916]

this post just kills you twice huh

[kokomiin]

Are you polish?

nope

[kokomiin]

[kiaranator]

i was playing Animal Crossing w/ my Girlfriend a few days back and… let’s just say she’s still getting used to this game

i found 5 dead trees in her town

Press X for respect

[prettyacrossing]

Aww!!

[teathattast]

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside

[smollesbianandreadytocry]

This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”

[anonymoustypewriter]

HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED

[lovelyballetandmore]

[awfulbear]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen in my life

[snowflakesandsleighbells]

[visitheworld]

The remote village of Stykkið on the west coast of Faroe Islands (by patano).

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

[elemeno-pee]

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

[cricketsqueak]

real life creepypasta

[lustik]

Sculptures by Phil Young.

[weapons-grade-spork]

*whispers softly but with feeling* what the fuck

[kittysocks]

@supergoblinabilities

[s3xv1o-deactivated20191026]

[aesthesiamag]

Cyberpunk Illustrations by  Mad Dog Jones

His work is part collage, part illustration, and 100 percent designed for social media. The Toronto-based artist creates vivid imagery with bright colors and fine linework, combining hectic environments with serene portraiture.

Akira bikes and Gundam bots are paired with Asian cityscapes and signage, then overlaid with characters pulled straight from the app store. There’s also a heavy focus on clothing brands and style. His work could be described as illustrated sci-fi fashion editorials.

[cursedcatimages]

[treatscraft]

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[bisexuanal]

*travels back in time to tell infamous mobster Lucky Luciano that no one remembers who he is and instead associates his name with a joke about some chump in pastels, shorts, and loafers*

Lucky Luciano:

[snoopingasusualisee]

*travels back in time to tell infamous photographer Weegee that no one remembers who he is and instead associates his name with a joke about some creepy looking plumber chump*

Weegee:

[rakarchive-deactivated20191109]

really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories and myths about legendaries and trading items and sharing TMs along with sugary snacks and pokedex chargers all while their pokemon are out of their pokeballs and all bundled up in blankets sleeping soundly next to their trainers while they stare up at the stars shining through the glass ceiling over their heads

[dubustuff]

#this is what pokemon’s all about

[jollysunflora]

#this is…so nice

[prof-peach]

I just…really like this idea man. So I drew a thing.