Gentlewoman Death

Isabela. She/her. Obsessed again with Vampire Chronicles

[verymerrymart]

[batsplash]

i heard snoopy x shane agenda and immediately signed to the cause

[nakialli]

i promise i wanted to post other things and I WILL BUT FOR NOW IT'S STILL OATHBREAKER BRAINROT I'M SO SORRY and thank you again @lesbianherald and @snidy

[raelbeeb]

[kakaocho]

This is a reference to that one viral video of this cat named Oliver, where he starts tweakin bc he hears the disembodied voice of his owner through the security cam lol

[hajizomenoise]

Zaun vik and Jayce

[erm-you-see]

Aaahhh I wanna draw like the second pic sooo bad this is amazing!!! 💗💗😭

[vespervines]

Let's finish what we've started 🦋⚙️

[secretdazedragon]

Apex predators

[snarkspawn]

walking into cazador's lair like

[stormcallart]

WWDITS / BG3 crossover

[agathah]

sorry in advance

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

[comagarden]

crawling out of august covered in blood

[starplatinumnun]

he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

[gabrielisdead]

finally I got them all

[medievalthymes]

[paxamericana]

the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman

but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything

[cryptid-sighting]

What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.

[hound-slut]

I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode