Nastay and twisted

Just letting my dirty laundry hang out to dry, and if theres a few stains that just means they have character

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When people are like... show me your asshole

And your all like... hi my names nick, show me some respect

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Good morning humanity, I just want to leave a message saying I hate each and every one of you with all my heart <3

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I try to care about the enviroment and this happens

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I hate spoilers

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So i met 4 patriots cheerleaders yesterday, and its moments like those that are truely wasted on us homos

[justintime7976]

If things go well Biden might get a sample of that stimulus package everyone’s been talking about.

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The economy isnt the only thing recieving a boom in the white house ;D

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So i grab a easy open can of chef boyardee Go to pull the tab and it breaks Sooo i grab the can opener... it breaks Take a fucking screwdriver to it, opens... Nothing gets in the way of my food

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When im feeling down my three loves will always pick me up: Dr pepper Chocolate Ice cream

Ill probaly have diabetes by my late 20’s, but theres no sacrafice too great for love

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If I had boobs id use them to play drum solos

[memeguy-com]

shades of Home Depot

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Hey, can you show me where Aisle 15 is? ;)

[justintime7976]

Why do you hate me

You misunderstand. I hate all life equally. If there is hate for you it’s only because I have hate for everything.

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Hating equally is bullshit, you mean to tell me you hate upper class white americans equally to lets say gay african americans

[justintime7976]

Wow why are you throwing race and class into this?

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Cause gay african men are better than upper class white americans

[justintime7976]

You sir, are a racist

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Yes, I hate everyone, but at different rates of hatred like normal people

[justintime7976]

I’m an equality man!

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Equality doesnt exsist, like unicorns, rainbows, or sarah palins sanity

[justintime7976]

Or ethical politicians

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Equality is unethical, if im equal to everyone, how are they suppose to know im better then them?

[justintime7976]

*than

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Do you always got to be such a bitch

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Ugh ever just have those days where your like: "Look at those people over there with thier friends" *starts tearing up*

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I need friends ._. The lack of therefore mentioned "friends" is really starting to bring me down down down...

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I need to learn to proof read cause i cant spell for shit x-x

[saiasus]

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When in doubt, stroke it out!

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I found my spirit animal... I wish I had that body... and everything else ;-;

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