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[bloodyarondight]

idk if anyone round these parts even uses tumblr anymore/remembers me/cares but i remade!!!! follow breadtwink for my beautiful content

[bloodyarondight]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh when was the last time i was even on this blog

[studyblr]

reblog for good things to happen to you

the universe will listen

[angrypunkandtrans]

AIAB

assigned idiot at birth

[bloodyarondight]

i dont remember what i opened this app for i got distracted by my dash and how beautiful my wife rose quartz is

[grawrrice]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hopehedgehog]

[artelierachel]

wish upon a star?

[weavemama]

fuck mayweather and mcgregor,,….THIS was the most iconic fight of them all

[squirticuno]

IT REALLY WAS THOUGH!!! Like I firmly believed that she really wanted to fight her in that episode 😅🤣😂

[weavemama]

well I think at first when Carly met Shelby Marx (Victoria’s character who was known for whooping ass) she was all nice to her…..but then NEVILLE PAPPERMAN’S sneaky ass edited a video of Carly from a press conference and made it seem like she wanted to push Shelby’s grandmother down. then Shelby obviously saw the video and in another press conference she was like “YEAH IMMA WHOOP CARLY’S ASS SHE TRIED TO BEAT UP MY GRANNY” ,…at first they planned on fake fighting just for entertainment purposes but now Shelby decided to throw hands on a bitch for real….. during the fight Carly was all ditzy and didn’t take it serious bc she thot their original plan to fake fight was still intact…. but then Shelby Marx punched her in the nose or some shit….. the bitch really was prepared to WHOOP 👏🏾 ICARLY’S 👏🏾ASS 👏🏾 BACK 👏🏾 TO 👏🏾 RANDOM 👏🏾 DANCING….Then after the fight Shelby eventually found out Neville intentionally edited the video to piss Shelby off to stir the pot. At the end Freddy lured Neville in the fighting rink and both Carly AND Shelby whooped his ass….. that episode was wild and don’t judge me for memorizing the whole thing. Icarly was my shit and I’m sure it was yall’s too

[bloodyarondight]

ugly angry man

[aku-no-homu]

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[bloodyarondight]

redrew a pic i drew two years ago

[dethk1ok-deactivated20200403]

i love discord dark theme

[bloodyarondight]

ive been back on my total drama bullshit lately and like do people still think josee and jacques are the figure skaters mentioned in the first episode

[reactionfaces]

THIS IS A CALL OUT POST FOR BUBBLE BUDDY

BUBBLE BUDDY: - POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY - BURNED OUR CROPS - DELIVERED A PLAGUE ONTO OUR HOUSES

[mushoku]

HE DID!?!?

[reactionfaces]

NO… BUT ARE WE GONNA WAIT AROUND UNTIL HE DOES!?

[chubbyarcanine]

I know this is a parody but I feel as if this is just a super meta post on how callout culture works on this site