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Jonathan Yeo, the artist who painted King Charles’ portrait, also does collages using porn. This is his portrait of Freud:

Incredible

#art

parasitoidism

Meet me on the thematically relevant rooftop bro

#I feel this in a Jungian spiritual way

kleinergeist

I'd like to introduce everyone to this horrid thing I created about a year ago but haven't shown many people yet (probably for the best).

This is Baby. AKA The Monster. AKA Sight Tremendous and Abhorred, AKA Vile Insect, AKA A Thing Such As Even Dante Could Not Have Conceived, etc, etc. It's made from bits of scrap fabric I scrounged from various sources and is roughly the size of a human toddler. Its design is based on Mary Shelly's original descriptions of Frankenstein's creature.

But that's not all! Behold!

You can dissect this little abomination to reveal a full set of crocheted, knitted, and scrap fabric organs, all hand-stitched by yours truly!

It has a heart, stomach, lungs, liver, small and large intestine, kidneys, bladder, and, of course, a brain! So it can ponder the horrors of its own existence!

I used this pattern by Less Than Three for the heart. I ended up felting it because I screwed up most of the stitches (I was relatively new to crochet at the time). The result was a bit of a blobby mess, but oh well.

So yeah. This thing lives in my house now (my family hates it). I have yet to reap the full consequences of my hubris.

graveyardrabbit

@chiropteracupola

#I... need #so bad #dolls

ca-dmv-bot

Customer: I LOVE TO FISH, COMMERCIAL FISHERMAN MANY YEAR AGO DMV: FISH=FUCK IT SHIT HAPPENS Verdict: ACCEPTED

#pezpez #me me #meme

allsadnshit

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

monsterlogic

allsadnshit

Thank u for this contribution

#ophelia

commajade

a very Gender quote from soyoon

#soyoon #i love her sm

i-am-a-fish

I JUST WANNA FUCKING PURR AND LAY MY HEAD IN SOMEONE'S LAP I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE ANYMORE

i-am-a-fish

ignore that one

ghostieliving

This you?

#pezpez #Hey there divers #it's me #Ya fish #cherry

ilterzouomo

edit: source of this art is @huntydraws

#Mood #that's some neon genesis evangelion shit

bloodycoffee-s

The only things that can bring me back to social media are bad jokes, horniness and of course the bestest bro in the broverse @thecherrygod ❤️💛 I already told you tho but I love you ❤️ happy late #bird-day2023 I hope this Kim helps you blowing those candles (?

thecherrygod

babygirl i love this (and you) so fucking much ADSIUGDG he'll help blow things clearly dw about it 😌 he was made to put his mouth to good use

bloodycoffee-s

Agshdhf ❤️ glad you like it ❤️ and you're right, he clearly was made for blow jobs~

Except for blowing up your digestive system, please don't eat it (?;;; let him eat you instead (???

zegalba

birds flying over the jurassic canyon of Iceland

zegalba

cemetery flowers after the ice storm photography: Peter Fricke

The only things that can bring me back to social media are bad jokes, horniness and of course the bestest bro in the broverse @thecherrygod ❤️💛 I already told you tho but I love you ❤️ happy late #bird-day2023 I hope this Kim helps you blowing those candles (?