IF YOU ARE TRANSPHOBIC MY POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU.
If I see that you are transphobic/rad aligned/gender critical or any other such nonsense I will block you.
P.S. this post is specifically about girlcock, FYI.
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IF YOU ARE TRANSPHOBIC MY POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU.
If I see that you are transphobic/rad aligned/gender critical or any other such nonsense I will block you.
P.S. this post is specifically about girlcock, FYI.
get you a man who can do both
one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel
Y'all, it gets better. She found out.
We interviewed her, obviously.
update:
Such a developing story.
I love this story
This was a wild ride from start to finish
I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website
Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.
I found it!! The original post!!
HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS
Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.
wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude
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Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)
i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it
Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.
Preach I guess
OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD
something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.
I hope Black girls with anxiety have a good day today.
I hope Black girls with depression have a good day today.
I hope black girls with PTSD have a good day
I hope black girls with body dysmorphia have a good day
I hope black girls with verbally abusive parents gave a good day
I hope autistic black girls and black girls with ADHD have a good day
I hope black girls with schizospec and/or personality disoders have a good day today
i hope all mentally ill and or disabled black girls have a good day
I hope chronically ill & people pleasing Black girls have a good day today 🫂
I hope Black girls whose yesterday sucked have a good day today
one of the biggest tragedies of early 2010s tumblr is that the devil (bbc sherlock) took root as the face of johnlock when the guy ritchie films were RIGHT there
like come ON
Earth patch notes #27946.76
Every single religion, past and present are real as well as their afterlife systems
To keep things fair and fun, every player has been randomly rolled into a religious belief where their new morality system will judge their actions. This brings up the new quest “New assigned seating!”
1800 new beetles have been added
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
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#that’s so funny #what does he think when someone wants to keep a baby