Why are you here?

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*comes out of hiding* H-hello everyone….

Wh-what is this sense of… LEADERSHIP? Where are my… writing skills?!

Hi there! My name is Ryoko! I don’t know what talent I am right now but it is neat to meet you!

I also have amnesia. Just like a true anime protagonist!

#awesomeiforgotmyurlagain

O-oh, hey... amnesia, huh? Sounds pretty damn normal in a place like this... and totally perfect for an anime protagonist. Ugh, I wish I can just ignore this stupid place and work on my next novel, but now I just feel like... being an asshole.

Maybe your talent is forgetting about shit?

*comes out of hiding* H-hello everyone….

Wh-what is this sense of… LEADERSHIP? Where are my… writing skills?!

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Big sis Fukawa! Glad to see you’re alive.

B-big sis? I-I don’t know i-if you’re talking to the right person… unless somehow my memories were erased, oh dear-!

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I’m not saying we’re related, you disgusting mole demon,but I see that this has also happened to you, so if my deduction is correct then a talent swap has happened with everyone.

M-MOLE DEMON?

Y-YOU SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN AND I’LL S-SEND MY HOUNDS ON YOUR ASS!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Wh-where did that come from? W-why do I sound like a whiny g-gangster baby?

#iwantnagisatorun

*comes out of hiding* H-hello everyone….

Wh-what is this sense of… LEADERSHIP? Where are my… writing skills?!

iwantnagisatorun-blog

Big sis Fukawa! Glad to see you’re alive.

B-big sis? I-I don’t know i-if you’re talking to the right person... unless somehow my memories were erased, oh dear-!

#iwantnagisatorun

*comes out of hiding* H-hello everyone....

Wh-what is this sense of... LEADERSHIP? Where are my... writing skills?!

#she is here #lmao

O-oh no, this is bad, th-this is very bad!

I-I think I’m gonna g-go find a place to hide!

[Fukawa runs off, frantically searching for somewhere to hide.]

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HEY! fukawa, heyyy! hey wait up, wouldja??? i got the perfect place to hide! i’m gonna barricade myself in the kitchen!

T-the kitchen? There i-isn’t any dust in there, r-right? Or b-blood?!

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hmmm. no blood. not so sure about the dust? put a rain check on that, though! if you wait outside the door, i’ll inspect it time to bottom pl–fukawa! that’s a promise.

I-It’s fine, just... don’t let me sneeze or pass out, and h-hopefully this week will be alright... Wh-where are all of the others? I can’t believe that there’s a traitor and a mastermind... and i-it’s one of us!

#ultimateclairvoyass

O-oh no, this is bad, th-this is very bad!

I-I think I’m gonna g-go find a place to hide!

[Fukawa runs off, frantically searching for somewhere to hide.]

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HEY! fukawa, heyyy! hey wait up, wouldja??? i got the perfect place to hide! i’m gonna barricade myself in the kitchen!

#genocider syo #blood #moneymastertogami #ultimateclairvoyass

T-the kitchen? There i-isn’t any dust in there, r-right? Or b-blood?!

#ultimateclairvoyass

O-oh no, this is bad, th-this is very bad!

I-I think I’m gonna g-go find a place to hide!

[Fukawa runs off, frantically searching for somewhere to hide.]

#mutual killing game

[Syo watched as the hand that was cupping her cheek fell when Hagakure’s life left his body. All that was left of him was slashes covering his body, and blood everywhere. This was one of her bloodiest murders, she observed. Her hand came up to touch the cheek Hagakure had, wiping off the blood with her finger. She briefly wondered why he had been so calm in his last moments, and whether or not she cared why he showed such affection in his last words. Before she can get too curious, she looked down at her masterpiece and started to grin, gesturing to Togami.]

I killed him, Master!!! Does this mean you’ll reward me? Oh pleaaaase, Master! He was such a nuisance to you, wasn’t he? I’ll make you feel tons better, I prooomise!!

uh… yeah totally. da vinci code is important. definitely. you’ve got that right. and nicknames. yasu’s been giving people nicknames. it’s a compliment, don’t worry, touko.

as for the strange things… could you tell me what exactly those would be possibly? was it about this house? people dying and not staying dead by chance?

and.. yeah… okay the byakuya thing is good. all is normal there… do you remember feeling anger at all towards him by chance? any at all? or did yasu make you mad while he was dressed up?

i wonder…‘KAY this is a stretch but LISTEN i’m TRYING. MAYBE he thought the same thing I DID?

…taka told me that syo like, doesn’t just kill pretty boys, but boys that’ve been mean to you AS TOUKO in some way. was…hagakure mean to you? that’s like, pretty insane if so ‘cause hags isn’t mean. right?

I-I d-don’t remember Hagakure being m-mean, just really weird…

H-he was acting sympathetic to m-my other half? And some weird stuff about conjoined souls? S-saying that I might have that…? I w-wish I remembered what happened last night… then again, maybe I don’t…

just really weird…. [He mumbled to himself, going dead silent again. He’d get to the bottom of this, he would! He had with every other trial… Maybe if he just acted like his life was on the line it’d go better and there’d be more pressure!]

[Naegis eyes shut, leaning against the counter. He kept mumbling things under his breath, fact and so on. It was… Frustrating not having any blue] ….was he talking about anything else?

[gee, makoto is really into the courtroom character, huh? better step it up, leon kuwata.] fukawa, even the smallest detail that you may find unimportant can be loads of help, y'know? anything weird or even something hagakure wouldn’t normally say?

#ifuckinghatebaseball #leggynaegi

I-I mean... he seemed t-to have acted very friendly? I-I know that isn’t that out of the ordinary... b-but he even mentioned having read s-some of my novels, a-and was very keen on r-respecting the names of who he was talking to. He said things like... accepting her is one step closer to understanding?

uh… yeah totally. da vinci code is important. definitely. you’ve got that right. and nicknames. yasu’s been giving people nicknames. it’s a compliment, don’t worry, touko.

as for the strange things… could you tell me what exactly those would be possibly? was it about this house? people dying and not staying dead by chance?

and.. yeah… okay the byakuya thing is good. all is normal there… do you remember feeling anger at all towards him by chance? any at all? or did yasu make you mad while he was dressed up?

i wonder…‘KAY this is a stretch but LISTEN i’m TRYING. MAYBE he thought the same thing I DID?

…taka told me that syo like, doesn’t just kill pretty boys, but boys that’ve been mean to you AS TOUKO in some way. was…hagakure mean to you? that’s like, pretty insane if so 'cause hags isn’t mean. right?

#ifuckinghatebaseball #leggynaegi

I-I d-don’t remember Hagakure being m-mean, just really weird...

H-he was acting sympathetic to m-my other half? And some weird stuff about conjoined souls? S-saying that I might have that...? I w-wish I remembered what happened last night... then again, maybe I don’t...

syo, i hate to ask you to do this (not really) but do you think you could… knock yourself out or something? it would be really helpful if we could speak to fukawa. it’s very important.

y-yeah that would be really helpful, thanks! we don’t wanna get the wrong idea, but it’s always good to get all the facts first y'know? (i learned that one the hard way)

You’d really rather talk to her than me, the actual murderer? You are all weird!! But fine, I guess I can. Though, I do recommend taking her somewhere else right away, or else you’ll be seeing me back very soon. You know how she is with blood.

Toodles!

[Syo abruptly falls back onto the floor, non-moving for a couple seconds until Touko opens her eyes, still laying on the floor.]

Wh…what’s going o-on? Wh-why am I on the floor…?

Fuka I need to talk to you! [Without hesitation Naegi grabbed her hand and pulled her up with his noodle strength, pulling her towards the kitchen and motioning for Leon to follow] but.. in the kitchen. you can’t be in there right now! don’t ask! you’ll understand in a minute.

[Once in the kitchen he sighed, letting go of her] I need to ask you… Did you and Byakuya fight at all earlier? or did you and Yasuhiro speak? it’s… really really important to figure this all out. just tell me what you can at least.

maybe you should slow down a bit makoto? i know we’re tryin'a solve a case here, but the girl just woke up on the floor and– [oh, okay. nyoom, he guesses.]

[post-nyoom, they’re in the kitchen. lovely.] nicknames, dude. don’t forget about the nicknames. i feel like it’s a key component here, like the da vinci code or somethin’.

#leggynaegi #ifuckinghatebaseball

U-um... I d-did talk with Hagakure earlier, h-he brought up some s-strange things... and he started calling me Pluto. I-I don’t know if it was insulting or w-what, though he insisted otherwise...

A-as for Master... w-we talked when I first got here. H-he was playing a little hard to get, b-but I know we didn’t fight.

H-he always plays a little hard to get...

syo, i hate to ask you to do this (not really) but do you think you could… knock yourself out or something? it would be really helpful if we could speak to fukawa. it’s very important.

y-yeah that would be really helpful, thanks! we don’t wanna get the wrong idea, but it’s always good to get all the facts first y'know? (i learned that one the hard way)

#ifuckinghatebaseball #leggynaegi

Toodles!

[Syo abruptly falls back onto the floor, non-moving for a couple seconds until Touko opens her eyes, still laying on the floor.]

Wh...what’s going o-on? Wh-why am I on the floor...?

sh… we’ll… talk about that in a minute

there has to be a reason… there has to.. [Naegi sat there for a good few minutes, his eyes looking around the room at everything, even Hagakure] hmmm..

there. was… there was a reason!

…yasuhiro hagakure wanted to die. he could care less about how ‘pretty’ he is but he knew those things would throw you off, syo! angering byakuya, saying how much byakuya likes him more, any of us could tell you that would anger you! whenever people show up, we’ve been trying to explain the death thing to them! did… the two of you not understand it fully somehow?…. did he want… to show you how it worked?

[leon slams a fist into his open palm.]

y-yeah! that totally sounds about right. even HE must'a known that fooly disguise wouldn’t work! gee, haha maybe we don’t give the guy enough credit, huh? that’s genius! hagakure is the MAN.

Hmph. THAT’S THE DUMBEST REASON TO WANT TO BE KILLED! I ALMOST FEEL EMBARRASSED TO HAVE MURDERED HIM!! ARE YOU SURE THAT’S WHY??

that disguise….

[he looked to Yasu again, looking over his clothes, down to the glasses and then back to Fuka] …syo, can i ask you something? hopefully it happened with you instead of Fuka but did you and byakuya… talk before you saw yasu? what was the interaction like?

[hmmm. leon hmmms quite loudly.]

meeee too. i also have a pretty damn good question. does he call you any weird nicknames? he called me sunburst the other day in passing before zooming off…and that’s fucking weird, right? what does sunburst even mean?

#ifuckinghatebaseball #leggynaegi #genocider syo

I don’t remember talkin’ to him until his glasses were taken by Hagakure! Nicknames? Hmmm, don’t know about that either. My lesser half might know that stuff.

sh… we’ll… talk about that in a minute

there has to be a reason… there has to.. [Naegi sat there for a good few minutes, his eyes looking around the room at everything, even Hagakure] hmmm..

there. was… there was a reason!

[leon slams a fist into his open palm.]

y-yeah! that totally sounds about right. even HE must'a known that fooly disguise wouldn’t work! gee, haha maybe we don’t give the guy enough credit, huh? that’s genius! hagakure is the MAN.

#ifuckinghatebaseball #leggynaegi #genocider syo

Hmph. THAT’S THE DUMBEST REASON TO WANT TO BE KILLED! I ALMOST FEEL EMBARRASSED TO HAVE MURDERED HIM!! ARE YOU SURE THAT’S WHY??

so then? that’s strange?? that he didn’t do anything terrible but he still got killed anyway? UGH this is hurting my HEAD why did this even HAPPEN!!

HEYHEYHEY! I’M STILL HERE, YA KNOW!!

If it really matters to ya jerkwads, I killed him because he took Master’s glasses and made a stupid attempt to pretend to be him.

WHICH WAS VERY INSULTING TO MASTER!!! HE WAS ASKING TO FALL VICTIM TO MY BLADES! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, PUNISH ME?!

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THAT….

THAT IS A TERRIBLE REASON TO KILL SOMEONE!!! SYO WHY WOULD YOU THINK MURDER WAS THE SOLUTION TO THIS? MURDER IS TERRIBLE IN GENERAL BUT OVER SOMETHING THAT PETTY?

*he let’s out a deep breath*

I’M LEAVING. THE SITUATION SEEMS TO BE MORE OR LESS UNDER CONTROL. IF SOMWTHING HAPPENS COME GET ME IMMEDIATELY. GOODBYE.

you… killed him because he had byakuya’s glasses? [jesus fuck… they’re just glasses lady] we’re… not gonna do anything just. i don’t. think. there’s nothing we really can do, syo. but you need to just calm down and. sneeze. sneezing would be awesome right about now, does someone have a feather?

…wait what did you just say leon? that he didn’t do anything and he still got killed? funny you say that, so did someone else i know.

[yikes there’s the shade.] yikes. well deserved shade thrown in my general direction there, eggy. to be fair that was a total…misunderstanding!

[leon’s face brightened, and he almost looked proud.] courtroom mode leon is IN! that’s IT! no way hags would do something bad, so this had gotta be a misunderstanding! foolin’ around and bein’ a petty con-artist is one thing, but don’t you think there’s a reason he was pretending to be byakuya? there must be, right?

he does a lot of crazy shit for good intentions!!

#leggynaegi #ifuckinghatebaseball #genocider syo

He was spouting some stupid shit, like asking if he was pretty enough to be killed...

AND HE CLAIMED SOME BULLSHIT THAT MASTER LOVES HIM MORE THAN ME!!! THAT REALLY FUCKING PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE!!!

so then? that’s strange?? that he didn’t do anything terrible but he still got killed anyway? UGH this is hurting my HEAD why did this even HAPPEN!!

#leggynaegi #norunninginmyhallways #ifuckinghatebaseball #genocider syo

HEYHEYHEY! I’M STILL HERE, YA KNOW!!

If it really matters to ya jerkwads, I killed him because he took Master’s glasses and made a stupid attempt to pretend to be him.

WHICH WAS VERY INSULTING TO MASTER!!! HE WAS ASKING TO FALL VICTIM TO MY BLADES! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, PUNISH ME?!

[Fukawa emerges from her room to the commotion following the body discovery announcement, glancing at everyone with confusion as they gave her terrified gazes.]

H-hello? W-what body was discovered…? Why are you all looking at me like that…?

Fuka! [first he didn’t know she was there and then she kills someone! What were the odds! naegi breathed heavily, running up to her. He was out of breath. He needed to exercise]

wh-where were you last night? do you remember anything?

I-I don’t remember… why are y-you asking me? o-oh no, d-did she…?! [Fukawa looks around her and her eyes fall onto the crime scene, instantly becoming dizzy at the sight.]

S-so.. much blood… I-I can’t…

[Fukawa falls to the floor as she faints, only down for a second until Syo rises up in her place.]

Hello hello hello!!!!!!! I had a feeling I’d be waken up again soon!!!

F-Fuka no! [He grit his teeth as he tried to stop he but it was no use. She was down for the count and Syo was rearing to go] d-dammit! why the hell did you do it!? why’d you kill yasuhiro!?

it better be a damn good reason!