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pisboy

“widow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemies”

she’s a sniper

pisboy

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

hollowtones

if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds

gerardwaist

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

anxietyproblem

cowboy

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

wizardnaturalist

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

persianmom-deactivated20260602

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

persianmom-deactivated20260602

flamingothing

the universe sends its most ocd-riddled and/or psychosis prone soldiers the most amount of "harmless" coincidences

enki2

fromhersoul

you relapsed on yearning again didn’t you

regicidal-defenestration

She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny

diidona

FRANKENSTEIN (2025) : dir. Guillermo del Toro

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

Just escaped from Hell thanks to the incredibly convenient road leading directly out! Apparently it was paved with good intentions? Thanks for those, everybody! They worked out great, just like always!