Bloom the than

Bloom, she/her and he/him, adult. currently into south park and loddlenauts Banner by my friend @maplegod

[spicyprincezuko]

I wish all Black girls a clear shot at this world. I wish all Black girls a full belly. I wish all Black girls a respite from their many troubles. I wish all Black girls nothing but grace, prosperity, and ease. Black girls I am hoping for your continued safety and success every single day.

[mouseycookiezz]

May i request H, I, and M of the yandere alphabet for Pip?

Yandere Pip - H, I, and M

Aged up (ambiguous but around young adult)

TW: Jealousy, obsessive behavior, bullying mentioned

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Your worst experience with him would definitely be the moment that he first snaps, tired of being pushed around and taken advantage of even if you weren't the one doing it. He would lose all restraint when it comes to you, getting jealous very easily and being more forceful and controlling.

This phase would most likely pass eventually once he feels comfortable again, but it would definitely scare you into prioritizing him from then on.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

He actually doesn't have that clear of an idea of what sort of future he wants with you. He mostly just wants to be together with you forever, not really picturing anything much more than the two of you just being together as you are now for the rest of time.

If you wanted to have a specific type of future, he would go along with it no problem. He just wants the two of you to be happy forever.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

I wouldn't call them his true colors exactly, but yes, the way he acts around you is quite different than with everyone else. While he acts overly accommodating and submissive with everyone else, the fact that you showed him kindness and he became obsessed makes him feel more comfortable being demanding around you.

The bullying he endured makes him love the fact that he could be more forceful and less of a pushover around you, even if he still doesn't express it in overly extreme ways usually.

[couragekatz]

RN

Yandere tweek x yandere Wendy x yandere kyle x gender neutral reader

SEPARATE:

* Kyle maps out your entire semester before it even begins, looking up the professors for your major and cross-referencing syllabus workloads just to subtly pressure you into taking the exact same general education classes as him.

* If you are in different majors, he actively volunteers to "peer-review" every single essay, lab report, or project you write, weaponizing his high intelligence to foster a deep state of academic dependency.

* When you fail an exam or feel overwhelmed, he won't just comfort you; he will subtly imply that the campus environment is too toxic for you to handle alone, pulling your chair closer to his desk and telling you to just let him handle the study schedule from now on so he can ensure you pass.

* He feels a deep, possessive thrill knowing that your academic success and future career goals are entirely reliant on his intellectual labor, using the overwhelming nature of college academics to weave himself inextricably into your daily routine.

* If you do not room with him, he views your actual roommate as an immediate, hostile threat to your safety and moral purity, spending hours analyzing their habits to look for minor infractions like drinking, smoking, or messy habits so he can file anonymous, highly detailed reports to the Resident Advisor to get them evicted.

* He essentially moves himself into your space anyway, leaving his textbooks, laptop chargers, and hoodies scattered around your room to mark his territory while acting as a hyper-vigilant gatekeeper for your social life.

* Because he hates college party culture, he will explicitly forbid you from attending them by citing "safety statistics," and if you do manage to go to a frat party, he shows up uninvited under the guise of being your designated driver, standing in the corner and glaring with a terrifying, cold intensity at anyone who tries to offer you a drink.

* He exploits campus technology to keep tabs on you, casually suggesting you download location-sharing safety apps under the excuse of "campus safety at night," while completely memorizing your class schedule down to the exact building and room number.

* He knows exactly how long it takes to walk from the library to your dorm, and if you are even five minutes late, his phone calls and texts start flooding in, masked as frantic, breathless worry.

* When he discovers a romantic rival, Kyle rarely resorts to clumsy, physical violence, choosing instead to ruin their life institutionally by using fake email addresses to report your crush to the university administration for academic dishonesty or code-of-conduct violations.

* He destroys their reputation so thoroughly that they are forced to transfer schools or lose their scholarships, leaving you heartbroken and confused—at which point Kyle is right there to hold you, whispering about how people always reveal their true colors eventually, but he will never leave you.

* If he catches you genuinely falling for someone else, or if you attempt to cut ties with him because his behavior is suffocating, his calm, logical facade completely shatters, and the explosive, screaming temper he had as a child returns as something deeper, colder, and far more intimidating.

* He will pin you against a dorm wall or trap you in a secluded study room, demanding to know why you are throwing your life away on people who don't care about you the way he does.

* His inner monologue completely distorts reality, convincing him that you are simply naive, easily manipulated, and incapable of making adult decisions in this big college world, which makes locking you away feel like a necessary intervention rather than a crime.

* If he decides to take you, it will likely be to a secluded off-campus apartment or a remote cabin during winter break where he will confiscate your phone and take care of your every physical need with a gentle, terrifyingly domestic smile, completely convinced that once the chaos of college fades, you will thank him for saving you.

—

* Tweek develops a hyper-fixation on you as a coping mechanism for his overwhelming college anxiety, turning you into his ultimate "safe space" and the only thing that can quiet the constant noise in his head.

* The sheer size of a university campus

completely overloads his senses, causing him to latch onto you so tightly that he experiences severe, shaking panic attacks whenever you are out of his sight for more than an hour.

* He constantly uses his signature paranoia to justify tracking you, frantically convincing himself that if he doesn't know exactly where you are, you will get hit by a campus bus, get trapped in an elevator, or get targeted by a dangerous criminal.

* Tweek handles his absolute terror of you leaving him by weaponizing his vulnerability, crying and shaking so intensely during minor disagreements that you feel forced to stay and comfort him out of pure guilt.

* He uses his family's coffee business to keep you physically dependent on him, constantly brewing custom, hyper-caffeinated roasts packed with specialized herbal supplements designed to keep your mood stable and your energy focused entirely on him.

* If you try to study at the campus library alone, Tweek will hide nearby behind bookshelves or in adjacent cubicles, visibly twitching and tearing at his shirt collar while watching your every move to ensure no classmates sit next to you.

* He takes over your physical health under the frantic excuse that you aren't taking care of yourself, obsessively tracking your sleep schedule, packing your meals, and forcing you to take specific vitamins that he monitors you swallowing.

* When he perceives a threat from a classmate or a romantic rival, Tweek’s typical nervous stutter completely vanishes, replaced by a frantic, wide-eyed, sleepless manic state where he plots how to eliminate them before they "ruin everything."

* He uses anonymous campus burner accounts to send terrifying, unhinged conspiracy theories and fake threat letters to your friends, successfully scaring them into avoiding you entirely so that you have no choice but to rely on him for protection.

* If he finds out someone asked you out, he won't confront them directly; instead, he will completely break down in your dorm room, pulling his hair out and screaming that the person is a secret predator, deliberately making such a massive, exhausting scene that you promise never to speak to that classmate again just to calm him down.

* He secretly collects your discarded personal items—like used pens, stray hairs from your hairbrush, or old hoodies—and hides them under his mattress in a frantic, disorganized shrine that he clutches tightly to sleep when you aren't there.

* His breaking point occurs when he becomes entirely convinced that the university environment is designed to tear you away from him, causing him to snap and decide that the only way to keep you safe from the world is to completely remove you from it.

* He will subtly slip a heavy sedative into your daily coffee, pack your unconscious body into his car, and drive you far away from the campus to a remote, locked location—likely an old, abandoned property owned by his family's business.

* Once he has you locked away, his manic energy completely resets into a domestic, hyper-attentive state where he tearfully serves you homemade food and coffee, rocking you back and forth while whispering that the scary outside world can never hurt their relationship again.

—

* Wendy approaches her obsession with the terrifying, clinical precision of an Ivy League-bound honor student, viewing you not just as a partner, but as a long-term investment that she must protect and optimize at all costs.

* She uses her high-ranking position in student government to completely control the campus environment around you, subtly adjusting university club schedules, student worker shifts, and even department events to ensure your paths cross perfectly.

* If she notices a specific classmate or professor trying to get too close to you, she will abuse her administrative connections to quietly access their student or employee records, looking for any minor academic violation to weaponize against them.

* She establishes a flawless public image as the campus power-couple, manipulating social media and public campus events so thoroughly that the entire student body views the two of you as completely inseparable, making anyone else feel too intimidated to ever flirt with you.

* Wendy completely weaponizes gaslighting under the guise of intellectual debate, using her champion debate-team skills to pick apart your arguments until you genuinely believe your boundaries are irrational and that her controlling behavior is just "mature relationship communication."

* She subtly takes over your entire financial and professional future by "helping" you apply for internships and scholarships, deliberately deleting acceptance emails from companies located out of state so you are forced to accept positions close to her.

* If you manage to get a spot in a co-ed dorm, Wendy will quietly meet with the housing department, leveraging her student government influence and fabricating "safety concerns" to switch your housing assignment so you end up rooming either with her or a quiet student who is never home.

* She tracks your location using high-end security apps that she insists you install for "campus safety," keeping a dual monitor setup in her dorm room where one screen holds her thesis work and the other tracks your live GPS coordinates.

* When a romantic rival refuses to back down, Wendy completely ditches her diplomatic facade, printing out highly confidential, damaging information about that person and leaving it on their advisor's desk to ruin their academic career overnight.

- She keeps a highly organized, password-protected digital dossier on her laptop containing your daily schedule, a list of everyone you speak to, your current grades, and a detailed psychological breakdown of your emotional vulnerabilities.

- If you try to break up with her, she doesn't cry or scream; instead, she sits you down with a cold, terrifying smile and calmly explains exactly how she can ruin your GPA, your scholarships, and your post-grad job opportunities with a single phone call.

- Her absolute breaking point happens if she realizes the unpredictable nature of the college campus is making her lose her grip on you, pushing her to execute a highly calculated plan to remove you from the university system entirely.

- She will systematically forge paperwork to officially withdraw you from all your classes, pack your bags while you are out, and use her family's wealth to relocate you to a private, highly secure off-campus residence that she fully controls.

- Once she has you isolated, she treats you with absolute, chilling grace, managing your daily routine like a strict but loving warden, completely confident that she has successfully saved your future from the chaos of the outside world.

—

POLY:

- This four-way relationship operates like a highly structured, inescapable web where Kyle handles the long-term planning, Wendy manages the logistics and campus politics, and Tweek acts as the hyper-vigilant emotional anchor.

- They have a shared Google Calendar and a synchronized tracking app that all three of them monitor constantly, ensuring that no matter where you are on the university campus, at least one of them is physically by your side or watching from a distance.

- Kyle and Wendy use their combined, staggering intellect to completely run your academic life, co-authoring your study schedules and peer-reviewing your papers together at a private library table while Tweek sits next to you, frantically rubbing your shoulders to keep you from getting stressed.

- Tweek is the one who handles your immediate physical environment, constantly bringing custom coffee blends and meals to your dorm room, while Kyle and Wendy handle the high-level security, ensuring your dorm roommate is permanently reassigned so the four of you can essentially live together.

- When a classmate tries to flirt with you, the trio reacts with a terrifyingly synchronized, multi-layered counter-attack that leaves the target completely socially and academically ruined before the weekend even starts.

- Wendy will use her student government power to get the rival removed from your group projects, Kyle will launch an institutional smear campaign against their reputation, and Tweek will send anonymous, unhinged text warnings that scare them into changing their major entirely.

- Arguments within the polyamorous dynamic are impossible for you to win; Wendy will logically dismantle your boundaries, Kyle will guilt-trip you using his self-righteous savior complex, and Tweek will start sobbing and hyperventilating until you apologize just to make the chaos stop.

- They weaponize their own internal relationship dynamics to keep you trapped, comforting each other in front of you to show you what a "perfect, united front" they are, leaving you feeling entirely isolated if you ever try to push back against their rules.

- Wendy manages a shared, encrypted database on her laptop where all three of them log daily updates about your mood, your conversations, the people you interact with, and your current academic standing.

- Kyle acts as the moral judge of the group, deciding which of your friends are "toxic influences," while Wendy seamlessly executes the social elimination of those friends and Tweek watches your phone to ensure you don't secretly message them.

- If you try to run away from the campus or escape the relationship, their individual breaking points instantly merge into a highly efficient, terrifyingly organized kidnapping plot.

- Wendy handles the finances and secures a secluded, off-campus property, Kyle officially forges the university paperwork to withdraw you from your classes, and Tweek smoothly slips a sedative into your morning coffee.

- Once you wake up in their shared, highly secure off-campus home, the atmosphere shifts into a smothering, deeply domestic paradise where all three of them dote on you constantly.

- Kyle will read to you on the couch, Wendy will manage your daily schedule within the house, and Tweek will hold you tightly through the night, all three of them completely convinced that they have successfully saved you from the dangerous outside world.

TAG: @mouseycookiezz

[bloomathan]

So good!

[miiilowo]

whenever i get worried about being judged i just gotta remind myself that most people genuinely just arent mean. some people really do suck but i think 98% of the human population is a lot kinder than your anxiety would let you believe

[miiilowo]

it's easy to lose sight of when youre online but all the dickheads are just pushed forward by algorithms. theyre an exception that are being way overrepresented. most people have sense and logic and are kind and normal and well adjusted in the real world

[havishamgarden]

Pip pip !

[bloomathan]

Cutiepie!!! Too. Cute!

[jame7t]

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

[cats-thoughts]

@zacreleu

[zacreleu]

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

HEY?? A HORSE TOO??? HEY????

[bloomathan]

Lmao

[lliveonthesunn]

every other week, my mom would make a giant pot of vegetable soup. she'd pack half of it in a tupperware and take it to her best friend's house. they both had three kids whose ages aligned. they'd lock us out of the house and go through each room, finding every piece of dirty laundry and then spend the afternoon keeping the washer and dryer running, folding and putting away each load while gossiping.

every alternate week, her best friend would come to our house with a tupperware full of chicken spaghetti. they'd stick us in front of a tv with a stack of disney vhs tapes and go through each room, finding every dirty dish, and then spend the afternoon at the kitchen sink, washing each dish by hand while gossiping.

it wasn't always soup and spaghetti and laundry and dishes. but it was almost always a meal and a chore. here is a night you don't have to cook dinner. here is a chore you can cross off your list. and here is a day you don't have to spend alone. because really food and friendship and a feeling of accomplishment are what we all need most.

[foxglves]

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

[n0vawrit3s]

hey, me again! Could you do platonic and romantic headcanons for Pip?

Btw no rush to write my request, Im a patient gal! I hope you feel better soon <3

Hi again! Thank you for wait, i do realize it was a very long wait, but many things came up, so it took longer! Thank you for waiting, and yes, i do feel better now!

Platonic:

• He would be a little shy, talking to you occasionally

• If you call him his actually name, he'd be so happy, since everyone calls him 'Pip'

• He'd talk and be around you more once he gets more comfortable around you.

• He'd care about you, helping you or reminding you to take care of yourself sometimes

• He's most likely told you he doesn't like French people, and you've probably seen what happens when people call him French, and the aftermath

Romantic:

• I think he'd call you stuff like my dear, my love, sweetheart, darling, honey, dearest, or angel!

• He'd naturally be more worried and caring if you're dating

• He'd probably find any excuse to sit or just be with you, because he's more comfortable around you

• He'd make sure you'd eat, drink water, and have good health overall

• Over time, if you call him 'Pip', he'll learn it's just a term of endearment from you, not a hatred nickname

• If someone calls him something he doesn't like, and he hurts them, he'll apologize and go back to normal after. But if he hits you on accident, he'll apologize so much, maybe hide away to give you and himself space

a/n: i know these were really short and probably ooc, but i couldn't think of good hcs to put. i hope this is what you hoped for! once again, thank you for waiting!

[bloomathan]

Omg so cute, I love this!!! Thank YOU for writing my request! I hope you don't mind, but i got inspired and drew something based on this.

[mouseycookiezz]

SCRAMBLES-

LINEARTS DONE !!

time to get on to colorin and shading !! lowkey have been everywhere and nowhere when it comes to art 😭

Wow, it looks so cool!!

I really love the way you drew them both, the expressions are very accurate to how I'd picture them in certain scenes!!

You still have lots of time to finish this because I've been slowly chipping away at writing part 2 and I'm not even halfway through my plan yet and it's already longer than part 1 😭😭

Anyways, I can't stress this enough, but tysm for drawing the banner, your art is lovely 💚

[bloomathan]

@helplessautomaton this is so exciting! I love the way you've shaded the gold, simple but effective.

This reminds me that I also have a piece of fanart Im working on (not of these two, two of the girls). Ive been a bit distracted with other art, but I wanna finish it soon! When I post it, would you like me to tag you so you can see it?

[mouseycookiezz]

Could you please tag me once your fanart is finished, I really love your art style and it's nice to see the girls getting some love!! :]

[bloomathan]

Of course! I'd be happy to!

[mouseycookiezz]

SCRAMBLES-

LINEARTS DONE !!

time to get on to colorin and shading !! lowkey have been everywhere and nowhere when it comes to art 😭

Wow, it looks so cool!!

I really love the way you drew them both, the expressions are very accurate to how I'd picture them in certain scenes!!

You still have lots of time to finish this because I've been slowly chipping away at writing part 2 and I'm not even halfway through my plan yet and it's already longer than part 1 😭😭

Anyways, I can't stress this enough, but tysm for drawing the banner, your art is lovely 💚

[bloomathan]

@helplessautomaton this is so exciting! I love the way you've shaded the gold, simple but effective.

This reminds me that I also have a piece of fanart Im working on (not of these two, two of the girls). Ive been a bit distracted with other art, but I wanna finish it soon! When I post it, would you like me to tag you so you can see it?

[pipshipper]

Crackship

Pip x harold from captain underpants

His was very interesting and so unexpected but nonetheless so fun!!

[pipshipper]

Mind doing something of Pip and Red?

Pip x Red and Pip x Henrietta as requested!!

💛🖤❤️

[hecklefreckled]

Yeah whatever. Don't look at me

[hecklefreckled]

A troll in central park self-insert!! (I made this MONTHS ago and forgot to post it 😭)

[unpeeled-human]

[spruce-fox]

[hammercarexplosion]

As a lesbian, I find it difficult to understand attraction to men. That being said, when I see some bara-style dilfs with big soft bellies, I can't help but feel like a warrior watching a display of martial skill from a respectable rival school. I lock eyes with the master leading his students in their daily drills and give him a single nod of undying respect, and he returns the gesture. We both understand that the difference between Dilf and Milf is a single letter.