Gay-Skull-King on YouTube

Complaints, skeletons, and insanity

[blooming-skeleton]

Heyo yall! My name is Cornelius, but you can just call me Bloom or Wonderwall ^^

I use he/king/wonder/skull/lordself

I like drawing comics and rambling about at least sixteen different liches that all look the same but I promise there’s no pattern there please believe me, I’m so very trustful-

Also. I will not accept being called Corn as a replacement to my name. It’s fine as a nickname for friends because my friends are awesome, I’ve just had a surprising amount of people say it in ways that seem like they don’t like that I changed my name ^^

In addition the drawings, I also frequently indulge in and partake in staring at the remains of ancient creatures. This is because I am autistic, and thou shall not interfere.

[robertkelseyillustration]

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[mariposawolf]

Roommate wanted me to draw papyrus as skeleton villans. We only went with him as Skeletor and the Horned King from Black Cauldron. I added sans in the mix for fun

[mariposawolf]

Roommate wanted me to draw papyrus as skeleton villans. We only went with him as Skeletor and the Horned King from Black Cauldron. I added sans in the mix for fun

[robertkelseyillustration]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

I think the harm of denying people the right to control their own bodies is so, so much worse than the risk of people regretting the decisions they make. Regretting something you decided to do is a much healthier pain than the pain of regretting that you didn't get to have a choice.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

pull up

[vampyyprincess]

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[ineedatumblrforthisshit]

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

[thesmuttylibrarian]

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Libraries are full of tomes

Tomes are full of knowledge and wisdom

You need knowledge and/or wisdom to cast spells

So go to the library to become the mage of your dreams!

[my-gender-is]

My gender is Homosexula

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[windsing5]

And they’re all Vlad

[redcrownedwizard]

"TOMATOES ARE TOMATOES! I know what they are!"

[blooming-skeleton]

^

Guy who definitely knows what tomatoes are (not a vegetable)

[plastidecore]

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

bad news apple

[adamusprime-deactivated20180809]

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke

[winduppup]

those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps

[babybowsers-remade-deactivated2]

[frightfurtabby]

Wasp’s are aggressive bitches so as a suggestion I’ll throw “applebitches” into the ring.

[bombsights]

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

[wowwforever]

how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event

[turtleduck-inc]

they had a bee delay.

a bee-lay, if you will.

[argentumcor]

He threw out a first pitch this year already IIRC.

[guitarbeard]

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

[blackkkabutops]

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

[indyexploits]

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[sarah-ankh]

This is even funnier in Celsius because “I cast lightly baked human”

[the-13th-rose]

No turning the Horned King into a young human to romance him

Love the old-as-fuck rotting lich as he is or get out

[theshadowsofevil]

We will love the horned king no matter which form he’s in.

[the-13th-rose]

Nope, I don't want to change him :p

[avid-adoxography]

If you turn him into just some guy™ you're weak and won't survive the winter uwu💅✨

[lancrewizzard]

If you turn any undead or monstrous character into a conventionally attractive human you’re a fool and a coward, but doubly so when they’ve got as good a design as him

[assortedvillainvault]

@lancrewizzard I know it's been 4 years but you can't be hiding gems like this in the tags