Bitchy Fishy

I am the shitposting memelord. I like tea. And feesh.

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[Which Chris is more romantic?] Hemsworth: We’re going on a date and we will figure that out.[Which Chris is the best kisser?] Hemsworth: We will answer that too.

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Legend of Korra x HP AU - 3/?  Yes, Mako and Kuvira are Slytherin. Yes, Mako is still friend with Korra. Kuvira is also Korra and Asami’s best friend (because best Quidditch players and all that). Also Bolin is a Keeper

[slightlylazymaru]

More (Korrasami) HP Au here

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Downloading the leaked episodes of GOT because I am trash.

Even by trash standards. 

I’ll still watch on HBO but yeahhhhhhhh GONNA WATCH ALL FOUR LEAKED EPISODES TONIGHT YEA BOIIIIIIIIIIII 

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NOBODY COCKBLOCKS LIKE MARGAERY

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MAGGY THE FROG! YAS!

[yincira]

One thing I really dig is that middle aged female benders started existing in LOK, having names and taking names.

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WEB SO SLOW ITS ALMOST GOIN BACKWARDS

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How dare you delegitimize my 1776 the musical Jefferson/Adams fanfiction.

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Delete this

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Remember this: To win the Republican nomination, it will be necessary to pledge to repeal Obamacare, along with ALL of President Obama’s executive orders. If the Republican nominee wins the election, almost all of the important progress that has been made on trans rights at the federal level over the last 6 years will be swept away, along with the health insurance of millions of people. Whomever this Republican President nominates to the Federal judiciary will continue the efforts of the far right to curtail the rights of vulnerable populations and enrich the top 1% at the expense of everyone else. 

This election will literally be life and death for a lot of people… For a lot of trans folks, too. You might not like the Democratic Party. You might not like Hillary Clinton… But you still have a moral obligation to vote democratic if you care about what happens to women, racial minorities, the LGBT population, and the middle class/working class/poor folks of this country. 

We can’t afford anyone sitting this one out because they smugly assume there is no difference between the two major American parties. Register, and vote. 

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GAME OF THRONES LIVEBLOG COMING UP.

I WILL TAG THINGS AS #GOT SPOILERS 

SO EXCITES KAJGASJKGADSJGADKJADS  

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I just bought a blue aventurine crystal necklace.

I blame Steven Universe for this. 

It’s totally what I’d be if I was a weird crystal. It also apparently opens the throat and third eye chakras, and aids in decision-making (which would therefore make me even more stubborn than I already am.) 

For my friends’ birthdays, I am totally getting them crystal necklaces. WE GON BE MAGICAL GIRLS. FROM SPACE. 

[yunas]

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Thinking about how Kuvira would incorporate her metal bending in the bedroom with her messy hair and cocky smirk tbh…

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i don’t even have an explanation for this doodle i spent way too long on

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Grease AU - Taylor Swift plays Sandy, and Kristen Stewart plays Danni (Danny). [Insp]

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This is everything

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Magritte, Titan, Matisse, Donatello

Magritte:Would you rather fall in love once and have it last forever (while wondering if there was something better) or have many relationships (but never settle)? 

I don’t know. I guess settling would be nice? 

Titan:If someone could give you a title, what would it be? 

Bitchy Fishy, the Memelord of Shitposting 

Matisse:Does observing other people influence your style? 

It was all a social experiment. All of it. Even breathing. 

Donatello:Do you feel like you're stuck in someone's shadow? 

My uncle’s. 

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Need advice with feeding shrimp

My betta is a fatty. She eats all of the algae wafer up before the shrimp can get to it! She’s not used to sharing. And, this is in addition to her regular 5-6 pellets a day! You can imagine how bloated she is! 

(And she is pretty nice to the shrimp... She just really seems to like algae wafers. The only other sinking wafers they had at PetSmart were shrimp-based, which I thought would be cruel, plus are also made of The Khaleesi’s favorite food...) 

How do I feed the shrimp without my fat fish raiding their pantry?