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logging off for the second to last time

(I still have to transfer my writings)

breakfastburritosattiffanys

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas

IT’S STARTED

itsfantasticallyhomoerotic

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

peri-space-dorito

IM SAVING THIS IN MY FUCKKING QUEUE AND EVERY FUCKING NOVEMBER AT 12:00 AM IM FUCKING POSTING THIS

kawaii-neko-bitch

I don’t care if it’s not close enough to christmas. This post always makes me smile!

blushingseoul-blog

| silver lining | ch. 1

((gif does not belong to me))

pairing: jung hoseok x reader, kim seokjin x reader

warnings: angst, future smut (maybe?), violence, blood and gore, use of weapons and vomit does happen I mean it’s a zombie au

word count: 2k

a/n: here it is!! I know I was supposed to post the Mass Effect au first but I ended up having unnecessary amounts of inspiration for this au. It’s been in the works for a while, I’m pretty sure it’s on my wip page but who even reads that I don’t even have the links in my bio dakldjals alright I hope you enjoy and shoutout to @gwaenchanhajagiya simply because gwaen is amazing and you all can fight me if you don’t agree

There were no longer days where you’d sit and talk to friends and customers alike, surrounded by the smells of aloe vera and soil. There were no longer nights where you’d sit staring outside one of the many windows in your small apartment listening to the honking of cars and revving of engines that brought you into peaceful slumber.

Now your days consisted of running quietly from place to place, scavenging abandoned houses and buildings from a time lost to the undead. You were no longer greeted and comforted by the scent of lavender, but instead you were awoken and forced to move at the smell of rotting flesh and fresh blood.

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blackberryshawty

1) we knew

2) we stan

cezarywho

Straights:

corsolanite

I’M DONE

party-wurmple

Reblog if you love Chikorita and think she’s valid

wittyandcharming

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

mmoving

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

ceruleancynic

this picture makes me happy

bogleech

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

tkingfisher

I love this!

wendigutz-deactivated20210103

wittyandcharming

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

sun--spirit-deactivated20210126

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

adv3nturelust

This is it: this is your sign. You’re brand new, refreshed, empowered to change. Your calmer, softer times are coming. Your confidence, your happiness, your bliss, is arriving. Self acceptance is easier, and taking care of yourself is no longer a chore, but something you look forward to. You start to feel replenished - you’re *you* again - and the next chapter of your happier life begins now.

blushingseoul-blog

| silver lining | ch. 1

((gif does not belong to me))

pairing: jung hoseok x reader, kim seokjin x reader

warnings: angst, future smut (maybe?), violence, blood and gore, use of weapons and vomit does happen I mean it’s a zombie au

word count: 2k

a/n: here it is!! I know I was supposed to post the Mass Effect au first but I ended up having unnecessary amounts of inspiration for this au. It’s been in the works for a while, I’m pretty sure it’s on my wip page but who even reads that I don’t even have the links in my bio dakldjals alright I hope you enjoy and shoutout to @gwaenchanhajagiya simply because gwaen is amazing and you all can fight me if you don’t agree

There were no longer days where you’d sit and talk to friends and customers alike, surrounded by the smells of aloe vera and soil. There were no longer nights where you’d sit staring outside one of the many windows in your small apartment listening to the honking of cars and revving of engines that brought you into peaceful slumber.

Now your days consisted of running quietly from place to place, scavenging abandoned houses and buildings from a time lost to the undead. You were no longer greeted and comforted by the scent of lavender, but instead you were awoken and forced to move at the smell of rotting flesh and fresh blood.

Keep reading

blushingseoul-blog

| silver lining | ch. 1

((gif does not belong to me))

pairing: jung hoseok x reader, kim seokjin x reader

warnings: angst, future smut (maybe?), violence, blood and gore, use of weapons and vomit does happen I mean it’s a zombie au

word count: 2k

a/n: here it is!! I know I was supposed to post the Mass Effect au first but I ended up having unnecessary amounts of inspiration for this au. It’s been in the works for a while, I’m pretty sure it’s on my wip page but who even reads that I don’t even have the links in my bio dakldjals alright I hope you enjoy and shoutout to @gwaenchanhajagiya simply because gwaen is amazing and you all can fight me if you don’t agree

There were no longer days where you’d sit and talk to friends and customers alike, surrounded by the smells of aloe vera and soil. There were no longer nights where you’d sit staring outside one of the many windows in your small apartment listening to the honking of cars and revving of engines that brought you into peaceful slumber.

Now your days consisted of running quietly from place to place, scavenging abandoned houses and buildings from a time lost to the undead. You were no longer greeted and comforted by the scent of lavender, but instead you were awoken and forced to move at the smell of rotting flesh and fresh blood.

Keep reading

blushingseoul-blog

| silver lining | ch. 1

((gif does not belong to me))

pairing: jung hoseok x reader, kim seokjin x reader

warnings: angst, future smut (maybe?), violence, blood and gore, use of weapons and vomit does happen I mean it’s a zombie au

word count: 2k

a/n: here it is!! I know I was supposed to post the Mass Effect au first but I ended up having unnecessary amounts of inspiration for this au. It’s been in the works for a while, I’m pretty sure it’s on my wip page but who even reads that I don’t even have the links in my bio dakldjals alright I hope you enjoy and shoutout to @gwaenchanhajagiya simply because gwaen is amazing and you all can fight me if you don’t agree

There were no longer days where you’d sit and talk to friends and customers alike, surrounded by the smells of aloe vera and soil. There were no longer nights where you’d sit staring outside one of the many windows in your small apartment listening to the honking of cars and revving of engines that brought you into peaceful slumber.

Now your days consisted of running quietly from place to place, scavenging abandoned houses and buildings from a time lost to the undead. You were no longer greeted and comforted by the scent of lavender, but instead you were awoken and forced to move at the smell of rotting flesh and fresh blood.

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thereisnobearonthisisland-arc

whatchya lookin at dan?

linguisticswithlester

His world

frawgs

eats a peanut before i suck ur dick so my throat closes and creates a tighter grip

campcrystallake1980-deactivated

do you take constructive criticism on your posts?

frawgs

there is absolutely nothing to critique here

ifitaintbaroque

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

ifitaintbaroque

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

ifitaintbaroque

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

ifitaintbaroque

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

goatbran-deactivated20190407

please give us updates

ifitaintbaroque

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying.

ifitaintbaroque

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.