wanted: lobotomist (no experience needed)

carter | 18+ | they/them | esp + eng this is my house

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[64mpg]

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

[wet-paiint]

day 1: sad

[wet-paiint]

watched the spain vs cabo verde match this morning and had to listen to the spaniard commentators calling it a balón (wrong) but now i get to watch uruguay vs saudi arabia where the uruguayan commentators correctly say pelota

[wet-paiint]

the saudi players are so nice dude the belgium players earlier were lowkey assholes

[dwinkus]

its almost time for my next dose of candy

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[amethystsoda]

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[cutecipher]

girled cheese: its called this because a girl

[kosmogrl]

well let’s see if I care

[kosmogrl]

I DO

[wet-paiint]

watched the spain vs cabo verde match this morning and had to listen to the spaniard commentators calling it a balón (wrong) but now i get to watch uruguay vs saudi arabia where the uruguayan commentators correctly say pelota

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[micromontage]

bro thinks hes got plany off time 💀

[night-likes]

on the precipice; or, moving out

tumblr user dakotajohnsongf / Rebecca McClanahan, Watching My Parents Sleeping Beside an Open Window to the Sea / tumblr users ijaazat and red-vertigo (quoting another) / Norman Rockwell, Little Girl Looking Downstairs at Christmas Party / tumblr users francisforever2014 and spice-ghouls (quoting Iain Thomas, The Light That Shines When Things End) / Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close / Mary Oliver, I Don't Want to Lose / Peter, Paul, and Mary, 500 Miles / Billy Collins, On Turning Ten / Christian Wiman, All My Friends Are Finding New Beliefs / Edward Hopper, Solitary Figure in a Theater / Jackson Holbert, I AM 17. I HAVE A LOT TO SAY. / Peter, Paul, and Mary, 500 Miles / tumblr user achlles / Djuna Barnes, Call of the Night / Meg Day, Another Night At Sea Level / Pat Schneider, From Where I Stand

[thunderstruck9]

Fabian Treiber (German, 1986), You Wouldn’t Believe, What I’ve Been Through, 2025. Acrylic, ink, oil pastel, pastel and paper on canvas. 170 x 180 cm.

[jollygreengiantveggies]

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

[yugirimistwalker]

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

[yayculture]

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

[ispyspookymansion]