Livin

[blowtorchfantasy]

I was 23 last time I actively used this; almost 27 now … time flies 😅

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

I am completely speechless on this one

[dankmemeuniversity]

[blowtorchfantasy]

this is actually me

[vaporize-employers]

constantly fascinated by the way tumblrs plans for this website have nothing to do with the people who use it

[vaporize-employers]

tumblr users: complain

staff: 

[dumblesbianjockenergy]

every Breath of the Wild cutscene summarized:

someone: expressing deep and heartfelt emotion

Link:

[ephermeres]

Zuko: There’s something off about her. I can’t explain it but she’s slipping. 

 Azula:

[3rdeyechakra]

Reblog to make a white gay big mad

[apicturewithasmile]

Reblog to make black queer people feel visible and supported (and also to make a white gay big mad)

[xenosaga]

yall ever be losing your fucking mind but chilling at the same time

[goawfma]

adsnasjasjdk

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

HARRR ARRR ARRR ARRR

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bipeterparker]

I just followed you but now that you said you think Spider-Man is bi I think I gotta unfollow sorry

this is so funny what did you expect me to say. did u not read my url when u followed

[bunniope]

peter parker is spider-man????

[tzintzuntzan-blog]

Trans activists in Mexico City, protesting violence against the LGBTQ community.

[pravacouture]

Yes at this point I’m reblogging this every time I see it.

[writhingbeneathyou]

FREE Naruto Smut!!!

Well, I guess I have no choice…

FREE NARUTO SMUT GIVEAWAY!!!!

Like, reblog, or comment (up to 3 entries per person) on this post up until 3/25/19 and be entered into a drawing to win one (1) free commission of your favorite Naruto characters banging it out! 

Anyone/thing is fair game in terms of content. Being traditional media, if you would like the original artwork mailed to you, I’d be happy to send it along. 

Example of my NSFW art: HERE

******All entrants must be 18 y/o and up.  No minor nonsense up in this house.*******

Also, in honor of @raendown, the winner will be sent one of these dumb-ass bumper stickers I made for my car (and ordered 25 of because holy bulk-printing Batman. XDDDD):

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Hows everyones homunculi coming along

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

Hell im just nutting in chicken eggs for fun

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

This is a discussion for serious homunculus alchemists. If all you have to bring to the table is cumming in eggs like it’s a joke your can go fuck yourself

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[tweetworld]

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